How clean is your balloon knot?

Crooked Jack

I was in the bathroom in the gym the other day having a dump when somebody came into the cubicle beside mine. This despite the fact that the entire row was empty except the end one, which i was in.
Anyway, for whatever reason I cant go when someone is in the next cubicle, so I waited.
I was however horrified when I heard the familiar sploosh of successful defecation followed seconds later by the rattling of a belt and the opening of the door.
Is everyone this quick with the wipe? Am I the only one who spends a bit of time making sure their derriere is clean enough to eat off? Was this guy a disgusting one wipe wonder or am I a little too, well, anal?

summerskin

before Guinness= clean hole


after Guinness= BP oil spill

Nothingbetter2d

Crooked Jack wrote: »

I was in the bathroom in the gym the other day having a dump when somebody came into the cubicle beside mine. This despite the fact that the entire row was empty except the end one, which i was in.
Anyway, for whatever reason I cant go when someone is in the next cubicle, so I waited.
I was however horrified when I heard the familiar sploosh of successful defecation followed seconds later by the rattling of a belt and the opening of the door.
Is everyone this quick with the wipe? Am I the only one who spends a bit of time making sure their derriere is clean enough to eat off? Was this guy a disgusting one wipe wonder or am I a little too, well, anal?

why can't you crap when someone else is in a cubicle next to you?

we all have to sh!te its a natural process.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Crooked Jack wrote: »

I was in the bathroom in the gym the other day having a dump when somebody came into the cubicle beside mine. This despite the fact that the entire row was empty except the end one, which i was in.
Anyway, for whatever reason I cant go when someone is in the next cubicle, so I waited.
I was however horrified when I heard the familiar sploosh of successful defecation followed seconds later by the rattling of a belt and the opening of the door.
Is everyone this quick with the wipe? Am I the only one who spends a bit of time making sure their derriere is clean enough to eat off? Was this guy a disgusting one wipe wonder or am I a little too, well, anal?

Let me guess: you just made up the phrase "balloon knot", think it's funny, and to show off and constructed this little story so you could show off wihtout sounded alike a wanker?

My name is URL

You shouldn't really be storing balloons up there

Nothingbetter2d

My name is URL wrote: »

You shouldn't really be storing balloons up there

he is probably a drug mule

BraziliaNZ

Why is this forum so obsessed with scatological issues and piss and flatulence and what people do in the jacks etc? Seriously, can we not ban these threads? Weirdos.

summerskin

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Why is this forum so obsessed with scatological issues and piss and flatulence and what people do in the jacks etc? Seriously, can we not ban these threads? Weirdos.

1 Girl, no cup.

kfallon

I always go for an 'insurance wipe' even when I think/know it's clean up there, you can't be too careful with chocolate kisses!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

afaik a healthy persons who is eating properly shoudlnt need a huge amoutn of wiping after they ****. it should be of the consistency that it just kinda falls out without leaving much of a mess behind.

Nothingbetter2d

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Why is this forum so obsessed with scatological issues and piss and flatulence and what people do in the jacks etc? Seriously, can we not ban these threads? Weirdos.

the hole purpose of after hours is to spout sh!te at each other... for other more serious conversation look in the other forums

CardBordWindow

Your inability to poop when somebody is in the cubicle next to you is worrying. This obviously stems from a deep psychological trauma. You should talk to a professional.

kfallon

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Why is this forum so obsessed with scatological issues and piss and flatulence and what people do in the jacks etc? Seriously, can we not ban these threads? Weirdos.

Everyone just wants to make sure they are regular when it comes to all matters of the Traps!

Crooked Jack

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Let me guess: you just made up the phrase "balloon knot", think it's funny, and to show off and constructed this little story so you could show off wihtout sounded alike a wanker?

Stewie says it in Family Guy and I was under the impression After Hours was the place for daft or silly (but sadly truthful) threads. But well done, way to put me in my place. Feel big?

kfallon

Flutt would have been in his element with this......

Ficheall

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

why can't you crap when someone else is in a cubicle next to you?

we all have to sh!te its a natural process.

http://www.amazon.com/Everyone-Poops-My-Body-Science/dp/0916291456

I'm with the OP on this one. Can't go to the loo if there are people within earshot.
Other than that, I'm perfect.

juan.kerr

He dropped one of those mythival dumps that require no cleanup. You should feel privileged to have (almost) witnessed it. Scatman.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090131160528AA6O6GP

davet82

sometimes you just get a 'clean run' or less of jealousy cause his hole isnt as hairy as yours

Crooked Jack

Be bop ba bada bo

biko

Once we get a toilet forum, this thread will be moved there.
Until such time I suggest you scour the internet for information on this topic, OP.