How many profile views have you got?

EdenHazard

I just noticed on this it tells you how many times your profile has been viewed. Mine has like 1,700 or something, how much have you got?

Is that enough views for me to check off my first phaze of becoming a celebrity? #NowherebutUp

stupidusername

1969. does that make me more popular than you?

I must post a status update about this

Nothingbetter2d

393 visitors

Duggy747

One hundred trillion million zillion views.

Local_Chap

You just started this thread so people would check your profile and therefore increase your profile views!

Rothko

248

Local_Chap

I have three fiddy by the way

EdenHazard

Local_Chap wrote: »

You just started this thread so people would check your profile and therefore increase your profile views!

Hahaha, you genius, I didn't but 2,000 views would be cool

Nothingbetter2d

i haven't checked edenhazard's profile

7.

SunnyDub1

bebo comes to mind ...

Local_Chap

EdenHazard wrote: »

Hahaha, you genius, I didn't but 2,000 views would be cool

And to make it worse I actually fell for it

foxyboxer

Log out
Click on your username
Click back
Profile views go up, up, up

seamus

5,281.

Why do you ask?

jester77

profile views... the number of thanks is where it's at :pac:

EdenHazard

Em, just curious.

TeddyTedson

Can somebody check mine. I dont think us iPhone boards users can check that, can we?

SunnyDub1

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Can somebody check mine. I dont think us iPhone boards users can check that, can we?

That's not gonna get your views up ..... fail

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

562. Although in fairness I'm not very popular and rarely make interesting contributions to the site.

If only people knew that I'm Batman

EdenHazard

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Can somebody check mine. I dont think us iPhone boards users can check that, can we?

Your riding high dude, over 4,000.

stupidusername

EdenHazard wrote: »

Em, just curious.

Why not just check on the profiles of the people you're curious about, instead of starting a thread?

EdenHazard

I don't discriminate, I'm curious about each, and every single last one of you.

Scioch

Mine is over 2 thousand, then again I do have that dirty pic on my profile.





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donalg1

jester77 wrote: »

profile views... the number of thanks is where it's at :pac:

I wonder is there a way of creating a post to thanks ratio to figure out who is the most thanked

8.8k

ejmaztec

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

393 visitors psychopathic stalkers

fyp :eek:

Pushtrak

1/2.

Someone was about to look but they changed their mind.

rKossi

19 :foreveralone

DEFTLEFTHAND

If you click to view your own profile that counts as a view on your overall tally.

so in other words its not an accurate reflection of anything.

Ciderswigger

Nine!!! Not even double digits!


Sigh... I'm so unpopular...

TeddyTedson

EdenHazard wrote: »

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Can somebody check mine. I dont think us iPhone boards users can check that, can we?

Your riding high dude, over 4,000.

That's probably because I started literally billions of threads and people often click the name instead of the thread (I know I always do that).

I don't think people are actually interested in reading my posts. They usually lack concentration.

I love these e penis threads though, "mines so big, oh no, it's just cold" "I'm a grower not a shower". "I don't have a penis at all at all". We're a self loathing bunch alright.

CardBordWindow

I don't even have a profile to view!

shopaholic01

ejmaztec wrote: »

fyp :eek:

I not technically psychopathic, just borderline. Medication helps

TeddyTedson

CardBordWindow wrote: »

I don't even have a profile to view!

You do now.

Imagine I checked it out every day for a year!

stovelid

About a million.

krudler

3,712, all of them beautiful ladies.

danniemcq

WTF?

over 1200?

there is no way i'm that popular. i call shenanigans!

My name is URL

bluewolf wrote: »

8.8k

Females naturally have higher numbers of pervs visiting their profiles

grindle

115.

EdenHazard wrote: »

Hahaha, you genius, I didn't but 2,000 views
would be cool

Why would that be cool?

Judging by the amount of views the good boardsies have per post they've made, amassing that many views in such a short space of time means your posts are either thoughtful and polarising, or half-witted and banal.

Edit: In fact, if you've had more views than posts, I'd say people think you're a troll.

Jen Pigs Fly

1,209

Ellis Dee

I've only got two profile views. I'm told the one from the left is the better of the two.:):):)

jokettle

Aw, hardly any. I need to post more. Or post something vaguely interesting once in a while.

KeithM89_old

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I don't have a penis at all at all.

Poor Teddy.

grindle

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

1,209

Because your rack gets brought up once a month.

smash

2,113

Funglegunk

None of your business.

Jen Pigs Fly

grindle wrote: »

Because your rack gets brought up once a month.

That's creepy on a lot of levels

EdenHazard

grindle wrote: »

115.

Why would that be cool?

Judging by the amount of views the good boardsies have per post they've made, amassing that many views in such a short space of time means your posts are either thoughtful and polarising, or half-witted and banal.

Edit: In fact, if you've had more views than posts, I'd say people think you're a troll.

I'm constantly under attack on here for the stupidest of things, but I don't 'troll' at all. The closest I came was on the Soccer Forum, but it wasn't trolling, mere judgement which is frowned upon on here.

Oh wait, I do have more profile views than posts. That's class haha

grindle

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

That's creepy on a lot of levels

How did you know my knob has levels???

TeddyTedson

KeithM89 wrote: »

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I don't have a penis at all at all.

Poor Teddy.

I'm hoping to regrow one though, I'm going through puberty again. Can already see the bulb.

RichieC

1600 or so.