The Official After Hours Eurovision Final MegaThread [Sweden Wins]

HemlockOption

markesmith wrote: »

Maybe put something better than tweo tuneless eunuchs up for consideration as well

thought they were lookin a bit flat around the crotch

darlett

Albania getting any votes? What the ****?

HeidiHeidi

JupiterKid wrote: »

Only 1 point for poor Engelbert and the UK.

At least we won't finish last. Hopefully this'll be Jedward's last time in the Eurovision.

We should put forward Twink next year!:pac:

Jaysus, wash your mouth out with soap!

And don't be giving her ideas :eek:

JupiterKid

Thank you Holland for giving us 5 points.:D

mike65

I'm certain that if the UK was not a permanent member of the eurovision broadcasting union piggy bank they'd have jacked this in years ago.

Hercule Poirot

In fairness the UK song wasn't too bad - compared to some of the others - but they really need to take more of the voting weight out of the publics hands - it's still a complete farce

Scioch

HemlockOption wrote: »

At this stage Marty is putting in the hours - he has so many gigs that he doesn't even need to perform

Sorry I forgot this was RTE I was watching. I actually expected an ounce of professionalism for a second. How foolish of me.

About time Marty fcuked off with himself.

Mint Sauce

Give it up Marty

Sweden
1/100

Serbia
80/1

SeaFields

JupiterKid wrote: »

Thank you Holland for giving us 5 points.:D

Well Irish stag parties are keeping their sex industry thriving.

HeidiHeidi

The poor gorgeous busker from Denmark is still on 0 :eek:

ETA and while I was posting.....

Mint Sauce

Shes not Swedish.

downwithpeace

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

The poor gorgeous busker from Denmark is still on 0 :eek:

Graham did say she might be back at it after tonight

keysersoze0330

Any absolute mockery of a competition. Ireland should never enter this joke again.

the groutch

Swedish? she sounds like an Aussie

Micamaca

Dame Edna's speaking for Sweden :eek:

Lyaiera

I feel bad for Iceland. I should have voted for them instead of Macedonia.

hondasam

irish-stew wrote: »

Shes not Swedish.

English?

HeidiHeidi

Who IS that woman???

Mint Sauce

Betting Markets have closed.

Pantsface

Remember when we won it years in a row?

Was it 3 years?

My name is URL

hondasam wrote: »

English?

Flamin' wombats!

Scioch

keysersoze0330 wrote: »

Any absolute mockery of a competition. Ireland should never enter this joke again.

After sending Dustin the turkey we should be glad we can still take part.

Smidge

Lol Lol Lol

The cockney wan giving the votes for Sweden



Aseberan

Jabaserpan

kaerturpeean................



Baku

retalivity

essex

Canis Lupus

the groutch wrote: »

Swedish? she sounds like an Aussie

Think you'll find that was an English accent. Gotta love how she forgot the country was Azerbaijan and bailed into saying Baku instead.

the groutch

12 for us now?

Mint Sauce

hondasam wrote: »

English?

Was just thinking that. Some where South.

HeidiHeidi

LordSmeg wrote: »

After sending Dustin the turkey we should be glad we can still take part.

+1

Johro

SeaFields wrote: »

Well Irish stag parties are keeping their sex industry thriving.

Yup. Weed and hookers.

ColeTrain

keysersoze0330 wrote: »

Any absolute mockery of a competition. Ireland should never enter this joke again.

Ireland should enter a Ted and Dougal lookalike playing "my lovely horse" every year in tribute of the nations favourite show.

HemlockOption

mishkalucy wrote: »

Lol Lol Lol

The cockney wan giving the votes for Sweden



Aseberan

Jabaserpan

kaerturpeean................



Baku

brilliant hoot! Go go UK

the groutch

ungrateful Lithuanian *****, giving us nil points

Hercule Poirot

Yay, 6 points for the hump!!

Festy

How the hell are Serbia 2nd ?

Lyaiera

ColeTrain wrote: »

Ireland should enter a Ted and Dougal lookalike playing "my lovely horse" every year in tribute of the nations favourite show.

You have to enter an original song, unfortunately. Given the originality levels in the rest of the songs we could probably enter, "My Lovely Pony."

HeidiHeidi

Festy wrote: »

How the hell are Serbia 2nd ?

What was the Serbian song again? Brain going to mush here.

HemlockOption

Hercule Poirot wrote: »

Yay, 6 points for the hump!!

in fairness - I think his humping days are over - unless he's paying

Mint Sauce

Marty, you should know by now the whole thing is a fix.

Scioch

Its poor old Englebert I feel sorry for

JONJO THE MISER

As i said Ireland will be 19/26 and there are at the moment.

sgb

If Jedward get 12 points off anybody we are going to hear Marty cum in his pants

Mint Sauce

I'm actully getting bored now.

<yawn>

Smidge

The only saving Grace for poor Engelbert's ego is that he is curled up in bed by now having had his Horlicks

Teyla Emmagan

Latvia, nice bunch of lads.

HemlockOption

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

What was the Serbian song again? Brain going to mush here.

it goes something like this: la la dum dum skoosh skoosh ooooh oooh - do you remember it now?

ColeTrain

Lyaiera wrote: »

You have to enter an original song, unfortunately. Given the originality levels in the rest of the songs we could probably enter, "My Lovely Pony."

Change the lyrics every year then. "My lovely bishop Len Brennen" etc...

As long as it's just one f***** strumming a guitar without a note in his head then it'll do.

hondasam

irish-stew wrote: »

I'm actully getting bored now.

<yawn>

I was bored two hrs ago.

HeidiHeidi

HemlockOption wrote: »

it goes something like this: la la dum dum skoosh skoosh ooooh oooh - do you remember it now?

mmmm.... narrows it down a bit.... give us a few more lines there.....

Festy

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

What was the Serbian song again? Brain going to mush here.

Don't know the name,but it was dog sh1te.

Scioch

I dont understand this at all, that Swedish song was nothing special. Why does everyone love it so much ?