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The Hemmingway Challenge. Can YOU create a six word story?

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  • #452
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Locked room, murder inside, clues, who?


  • #453
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    "Where is he?" the bride whimpered.


  • #454
    yomtea98
    Closed Accounts Posts: 941 ✭✭✭yomtea98


    I am sorry.I can not.


  • #455
    AnnaVanilla
    Registered Users Posts: 174 ✭✭AnnaVanilla


    Boards, thread read, now to bed...


  • #456
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Trembling, he switched it on; then...


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  • #457
    TheStickyBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 389 ✭✭TheStickyBandit


    Denis O Brien, a fat cunt!


  • #458
    some random drunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 969 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    It wasn't chocolate in the cup...


  • #459
    Apolloyon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 322 ✭✭Apolloyon


    Harald defeated. Harold defeated. Bastard wins.


  • #460
    Captain Morgan Freeman
    Registered Users Posts: 279 ✭✭Captain Morgan Freeman


    For sale: Car, let's in water.


  • #461
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Keithm89 closed all threads non politics


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  • #462
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    Keithm89 closed all threads non politcs

    Yeah, talk about killing the buzz:(


  • #463
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    Keithm89 closed all threads non politics
    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Yeah, talk about killing the buzz:(

    You 2 should get a room.
    ;)


  • #464
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Loves me :)
    She loves me not :(


  • #465
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Biggins wrote: »
    Locked room, murder inside, clues, who?

    Colonel Mustard with candlestick in kitchen :eek:


  • #466
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    You 2 should get a room.
    ;)

    had a room you closed it :(


  • #467
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    You 2 should get a room.
    ;)

    We are working on it Keith ;)


  • #468
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    had a room you closed it :(
    We were only satisfying others curiosity :rolleyes:


  • #469
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    We are working on it Keith ;)

    Just keep it out of AH.


  • #470
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Just keep it out of AH.

    was gonna do live video feed


  • #471
    Mr.Biscuits
    Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Mr.Biscuits


    Twisted wreckage, strewn with wedding confetti.


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  • #472
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    smash will be very disappointed now


  • #473
    Duggys Housemate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,298 ✭✭✭Duggys Housemate


    Mr.Biscuits wrote: »
    Twisted wreckage, strewn with wedding confetti.

    Taratinoesque, I would say.


  • #474
    Mr.Biscuits
    Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Mr.Biscuits


    Duggys Housemate wrote: »
    Taratinoesque, I would say.

    I was just trying to explain the missing groom from above :p


  • #475
    cruais
    Registered Users Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭cruais


    He is on my "to-do" list


  • #476
    eskimocat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,205 ✭✭✭eskimocat


    Does the blue line mean he's pregnant?


  • #477
    retroactive
    Registered Users Posts: 292 ✭✭retroactive


    "Blind man seeks a new labrador"


  • #478
    Mr.Biscuits
    Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Mr.Biscuits


    Where we're going Marty, Parkinson's conquered.


  • #479
    Pdfile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,115 ✭✭✭Pdfile


    whats worse then jaws, super jaws


  • #480
    Rango555
    Registered Users Posts: 87 ✭✭Rango555


    Who knows? One day I might.


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  • #481
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    He's good looking for a knacker.


  • #482
    Mardy Bum
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,674 ✭✭✭Mardy Bum


    It needs a beginning (Baby's Shoes) middle (Never Worn) and an end (For Sale:).

    Most of the stuff in this thread are just statements.


  • #483
    shayser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,650 ✭✭✭shayser


    Posters on poles: Yes, No? Screwed.


  • #484
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    No woman no cry. No toe.


  • #485
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Mardy Bum wrote: »
    It needs a beginning (Baby's Shoes) middle (Never Worn) and an end (For Sale:).

    Most of the stuff in this thread are just statements.

    That's over the limit, I'm afraid.


  • #486
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    He pulls - legend
    She pulls - slag? :confused:


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  • #487
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    checks constantly for thanks, no love :(


  • #488
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Mardy Bum wrote: »
    It needs a beginning (Baby's Shoes) middle (Never Worn) and an end (For Sale:).

    Most of the stuff in this thread are just statements.

    The strict rules stifled everyone's creativity.

    The jealous poster (beginning) wanted (middle - creates mystery) more thanks (end - solves mystery).


  • #489
    hairyprincess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,298 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    A man, a knife, a bloodbath


  • #490
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    hairyprincess wrote: »
    A man, a knife, a bloodbath

    My wife, her period, a bloodbath.



    *Still found hiding behind the couch


  • #491
    kumate_champ07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    It's hard, thats what she said


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  • #492
    The Scawgeen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 182 ✭✭The Scawgeen


    Pine fresh Flash, cleans floors fast.


  • #493
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,195 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    He left her at the altar.


  • #494
    mackeire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,280 ✭✭✭mackeire


    Broken jaw. Food through a straw!


  • #495
    mackeire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,280 ✭✭✭mackeire


    Plazaman wrote: »
    hairyprincess wrote: »
    A man, a knife, a bloodbath

    My wife, her period, a bloodbath.



    [SIZE="1"]*Still found hiding behind the couch[/SIZE]
    My wife, her period, jam sandwich.


  • #496
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Omackeral wrote: »
    For Sale: Baby shoes, never worn.
    Mardy Bum wrote: »
    It needs a beginning (Baby's Shoes) middle (Never Worn) and an end (For Sale:).

    Most of the stuff in this thread are just statements.

    Pedant confuses beginning, middle and end!:D


  • #497
    languagenerd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,201 ✭✭✭languagenerd


    Mardy Bum wrote: »
    It needs a beginning (Baby's Shoes) middle (Never Worn) and an end (For Sale:).

    Most of the stuff in this thread are just statements.

    Not really, a lot of short stories are just "middle". Novels have to have beginning, middle and end, but short stories (in general) are supposed to give you a snapshot of the life of the character at a particular moment in time. So you can get away without a clear-cut beginning and end if you want!


  • #498
    Fluorescence
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 8,490 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fluorescence


    languagenerd wrote: »
    Not really, a lot of short stories are just "middle". Novels have to have beginning, middle and end, but short stories (in general) are supposed to give you a snapshot of the life of the character at a particular moment in time. So you can get away without a clear-cut beginning and end if you want!

    Language nerd kills thread with SCIENCE :P

    Is that right? :pac:


  • #499
    ardmacha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,476 ✭✭✭ardmacha


    I could have, but I didn't.


  • #500
    languagenerd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,201 ✭✭✭languagenerd


    Fluorescence wrote: »
    Language nerd kills thread with SCIENCE :P

    Is that right? :pac:

    Science :confused:
    Just (very generalised) literary theory...:P


  • #501
    tightropetom
    Registered Users Posts: 283 ✭✭tightropetom


    This could be a risky one:


    Blast her with piss. Mod. Banned.


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