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The Hemmingway Challenge. Can YOU create a six word story?

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#352 24-05-2012 3:07am

grindle

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Spiked shandy, legs bandy. Newton, Thandie.

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#353 24-05-2012 3:27am

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its not me, its you, run

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#354 24-05-2012 3:28am

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rotten stench, new paint, old mail

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#355 24-05-2012 3:29am

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wait, battery empty recharge, dont go

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#356 24-05-2012 3:33am

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Last Friday week I died. Again!

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#357 24-05-2012 3:36am

jethro081

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to catch her would be heaven.

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#358 24-05-2012 3:47am

sh__93

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The van was candyless.

4 words.
Suck on that HemminGAY..
See what i did there. Shows how childish clever i am.

And yes. of course candyless is a word.

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#359 24-05-2012 3:51am

sh__93

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"Addict mother: toddler daughter over-dosed."

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#360 24-05-2012 4:35am

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rape is really just kinky hugging.

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#361 24-05-2012 5:03am

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The footsteps quickened; terrified, I fled.

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#362 24-05-2012 5:18am

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A man, a plan, Moon shot.

Too intense, too soon, acrimonious ending.

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#363 24-05-2012 7:24am

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I killed him. I now regret.

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#364 24-05-2012 7:29am

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Coffins all gone, please send shoeboxes.

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#365 24-05-2012 7:38am

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Isn’t that smell chloroform?.. Sore bum.

Anne? Oh She’s in the attic.

Heart ripped to shreds. Worth it.

Broken hearts mend, unused hearts shrivel.

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#366 24-05-2012 8:57am

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Doc wrote: »

Anne? Oh She’s in the attic.

I love this one.

Freshly turned earth? Our... new dog.

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#367 24-05-2012 9:13am

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map,rope,shovel,bag of lime.

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#368 24-05-2012 9:20am

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Will my daughter go hungry again ?

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#369 24-05-2012 9:38am

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too many dicks on the dance floor

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#370 24-05-2012 9:53am

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In west Philadelphia, born and raised...

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#371 24-05-2012 9:53am

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knock knock. silence in the room.

or

honey you there? what you doing?

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#372 24-05-2012 10:00am

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Is that gas? Don't light that.........

Itchy ass. Now finger smells bad.:D

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#373 24-05-2012 10:05am

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Instinct kicked in; get out...NOW!

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#374 24-05-2012 10:17am

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Wake up. Did you hear that?

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#375 24-05-2012 10:21am

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Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick arrrgggghhhhh......

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#376 24-05-2012 10:29am

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Blow out the light, no fear

I can feel it again, pain

No more, too many people fed

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#377 24-05-2012 10:30am

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Crucified, died, was buried. The End.

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#378 24-05-2012 10:33am

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Head hurts, too many beers had

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#379 24-05-2012 10:33am

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Sparkly Vampire. True Love Waits. Vomit.

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#380 24-05-2012 11:50am

Sleepy

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And the sequel:

Abortion rant. Baby saved by werewolf.

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#381 24-05-2012 11:50am

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early one morning, time to kill

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#382 24-05-2012 11:52am

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it just clicked instead of working

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#383 24-05-2012 11:55am

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The door closed with a bang

She was dreaming but was dead

They were lovers, they were strangers

Ten people, in a room, waiting.

Fifty letters, some lipstick and tears.

The doorbell rang, the listeners answered.

A Table always laid, for nobody.

Crying in the garden, blood everywhere.

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#384 24-05-2012 12:23pm

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Who?, what?, when?, why?, really?, never!.

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#385 24-05-2012 12:25pm

hardCopy

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Oh sh1t, they found me again

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#386 24-05-2012 12:26pm

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I tried, but I didn't succeed.

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#387 24-05-2012 12:32pm

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This one time. At band camp!

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#388 24-05-2012 1:49pm

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"A child?!" he gasped. Then exploded

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#389 24-05-2012 1:58pm

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They are still watching you, Yvette.

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#390 24-05-2012 2:00pm

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Chuck Norris versus Laser Dinosaur. Awesome.

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#391 24-05-2012 2:11pm

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The shot was an accident, Your Honour.

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#392 24-05-2012 2:24pm

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"You've only a few months left"...

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#393 24-05-2012 2:25pm

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Born, drank too much beer, died.

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#394 24-05-2012 2:31pm

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Goodbye cruel world, said mother fox.

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#395 24-05-2012 2:34pm

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i like you just as friends

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#396 24-05-2012 2:39pm

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Domo230 wrote: »

Loudly I came. Quietly she didn't.

Loudly I came. Quietly, she left.

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#397 24-05-2012 2:41pm

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What do you mean, you're pregnant?!

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#398 24-05-2012 2:42pm

FoxT

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Bowling. White Russians. The Dude abides.

Saigon, Shit. Napalm Morning. The Horror.

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#399 24-05-2012 2:46pm

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The neverending story 3. The End.

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#400 24-05-2012 2:50pm

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Goldfish floating upside down. Brothers suck.

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#401 24-05-2012 3:16pm

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David versus Goliath. Only one winner.

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