DaveNoCheese's 1000th Post (not so) Special Giveaway

DaveNoCheese

Howdy Folks,

So said I'd do something for the 1000th post and this was the best I could think of :rolleyes:

So tis very simple, I have a bunch of DVDs listed on adverts, I'll give two of these away (winners choice) to the top poster as voted by ye (vote using thanks option).

To enter, all you have to do is post something that will tickle the ole funny bone, whether it be a one liner or a short story. You can post as many times as you like.

Will try pick a winner by Friday evening, give it ye're best :pac:

grindle

DaveNoCheese - awful taste.

Prize - do not want.

KeithM89_old

Now dave, this wouldnt be a sneaky way to try and flog your dvds, would it??

galwayrush

At least some of the DVD's won't be as cheesy as some of the replies you're going to get...

DaveNoCheese

KeithM89 wrote: »

Now dave, this wouldnt be a sneaky way to try and flog your dvds, would it??

Why what ever do you mean

AlmightyCushion

No body watches DVDs any more.

mackg

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

No body watches DVDs any more.

Both dismissing the whole idea and getting a post that will probably get you a good few thanks in at the same time. I like your style.

mikemac1

Offer a broken Ford Escort carburetor and ten Alf pogs

Hey, this is you haggle on adverts.ie

Fr_Dougal

Also For Sale 1996 Nissan Micra.

Am I doing this rite?

gustafo

who in gods name would want DVDs when all can be downloaded with the click of a finger.

oh it's feels great to be a thief.

earpiece

DaveNoCheeseTaste in Movies

Guill

DVD? Why don't you just flog floppy discs and Beta max while your at it.











*puts on cape, leaves*

Pottler

Hi Dave, I have cheese - emmenthal, brie and a knob of gouda. Fancy a swap? Can meet halfway. This is the guerilla Ads thread, isn't it??

danniemcq

do you pay postage?

Monsieur Folie

If only I was witty, I could be two DVD's richer!

Wait.. People still use DVD's? Oh.. Well this is awkward.

Jammy Donut

Jedward are arsholes!

Monsieur Folie

Got thanked once. Felt appreciated. Realised the user had liked every post in the thread. Cried. =(

Pottler

Jammy Donut wrote: »

Jedward are arsholes!

Eloquent and Brief. You will go far. Might not win any DVDs, but there ya go-there are bigger prizes awaiting you, no doubt. Grindle mate, any chance you'd un-thank me^^, I feel a bit...grubby with that lingering there. Cheers. Edit aarrgh, there's no arrow down symbol key on this keyboard, the curse of Grindle:-)

mikemac1

Monsieur Folie wrote: »

Got thanked once. Felt appreciated. Realised the user had liked every post in the thread. Cried. =(

Don't feel bad

Anyway, should you not be on the side of the road selling strawberries?

It's the only thing Wexford is known for

grindle

Monsieur Folie wrote: »

Got thanked once. Felt appreciated. Realised the user had liked every post in the thread. Cried. =(

It's my second-best guarantee against winning that prize.

My first-best is that I haven't been thanked at all.

EDIT: PISS OFF RAINBOWDROP.

rainbowdrop

grindle wrote: »

It's my second-best guarantee against winning that prize.

My first-best is that I haven't been thanked at all.

You have now!!!:D

grindle

Pretty good thanks-whore thread, in fairness.
Maybe DaveNoCheese's real motive?

El Weirdo

DVDs.

Lol.

mikemac1

Buy a DVD, forced to sit through an anti-piracy warning

Download a film, no anti-piracy warning

Monsieur Folie

mikemac1 wrote: »

Don't feel bad

Anyway, should you not be on the side of the road selling strawberries?

It's the only thing Wexford is known for

I wish I was. Could do with the money. :rolleyes:

Wanna buy some?

TPD

2 euro each or 5 for 10, bargain!

earpiece

I need to win the DVD's because my granny needs an operation.

Monsieur Folie

grindle wrote: »

It's my second-best guarantee against winning that prize.

My first-best is that I haven't been thanked at all.

EDIT: PISS OFF RAINBOWDROP.

You're f*cked now.

You should have known that openly expressing that you don't want thanks would lead to you getting thanks. Unless..... You sly fecker, this was your plan all along!

DaveNoCheese

danniemcq wrote: »

do you pay postage?

Yup, I'll cover postage as long as it's within Ireland

RichieC

earpiece wrote: »

DaveNoCheeseTaste in Movies

Platoon, Shaun of the dead and 28 days later are acceptable.

starbelgrade

Everyone thank the OP.

He'll have to post the DVDs to himself.

RichieC

Monsieur Folie wrote: »

Got thanked once. Felt appreciated. Realised the user had liked every post in the thread. Cried. =(

After a while every thank you makes you feel emptier...

grindle

Monsieur Folie wrote: »

You're f*cked now.

You should have known that openly expressing that you don't want thanks would lead to you getting thanks. Unless..... You sly fecker, this was your plan all along!

Nah, if I "win" I'll just have the worst DVDs sent to someone I don't like.

Then I win.

Scioch

Note to self, if ever ya need to sell something advertise it in AH.

Tut tut mods, tut tut indeed :mad:

tomomurray1

http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/540175e446/top-10-movies-that-will-make-you-gay

Hank_Jones

I should get the DVDs because I'm so great.

In fact, I think that I should get both the parachutes DVDs incase one of them fails.

funnilenough

dvd ****

Fishooks12

Everyone bashing DVD's would sell their right nut to win this competition, me included

hidinginthebush

mikemac1 wrote: »

Offer a broken Ford Escort carburetor and ten Alf pogs

Hey, this is you haggle on adverts.ie

Remember Alf? He's back! But in pog form!

Kev.OC

Hank_Jones wrote: »

I should get the DVDs because I'm so great.

In fact, I think that I should get both the parachutes DVDs incase one of them fails.

You son of a bitch! You stole my post!

And you didn't even get the quote right, just to add insult to injury!

Pedant

Some people take boards.ie waaaaaaaay too seriously.

funnilenough

boards.ie ****

xsiborg

Pedant wrote: »

Some people take boards.ie waaaaaaaay too seriously.

quoted purely for the username/post irony! :pac:

deco nate

if only you had car that i could download.
then i would be in,but...dvds.
in the words of the dragons,im out!
(looks at dvds for sale,nope still out)..... : )

westendgirlie

Thank this post if YOU are sexy

The_B_Man

Tremors trilogy??? There's 3 of them??? :eek::D

Tremors 1 is honestly one of the greatest films ever made, if not the best. Absolutely love it! I can only assume the sequels are equally as good, yes?

Luap

Postage will cost him more then the DVD's, he lives in some foreign place called Luimneach.

Dangerous Man

Come on people of After Hours! Someone here must have the intelligence to post something that will make DaveNoCheese's honouring his commitment absolute hell. I wish I was intelligent enough...:mad:

cesc77

Ill give you the remainder of my anti-biotics to remove the non-cheese that you have.

Sacrifice that is for my future.

Doc

Uses for DaveNoCheese’s DVD’s to the Boards poster that wins:

To stop the boss creeping up behind you or to see what is going on behind you, stick a CD to the corner of your PC monitor using Blu-Tack (like a rear view mirror).

Most Boards poster have a dark work space and limited light, stick them to the sides and under anything hanging over the desk and then aim the light source at them. You end up with way more light than before due to the reflection.

Cover an outfit with CD and go as a "Software Pirate" or modern chain mail by drilling holes in opposite edges and stringing them together, vertically and horizontally.

Put two disks together and wind wool through centre hole, over edges and back through centre hole. Continue in this manner until disk completely covered with wool and the centre hole is full. Cut wool around outside edge, between two disks. Gently separate the two disks in order to allow you to tie through middle. Pull disk completely off (or cut away) and you are left with a pom-pom.

Pile them up and see how far you can kick all of them. Get your friends to see if they can beat your score.

LaVail

I can't watch DVD's because I've been EMP'd