Defination of irony you have witnessed in your life.

u_c_thesecond

Tonight watching crimecall and feeling very unsafe (as ya do) i set the alarm and sat down , heard a noise outside... looked out and it was a cat who knocked my window box.

As i looked out i noticed the drug dealer across the road had his curtains wide open and i could see his tv on, and he was watching crimecall. Tbh i found that pretty funny , this guy does deals from his house, and theres been loads of raids by the police there,and he been arrested a lot, and on a few occasions iv seen him just hand drugs to people outside my wall.... And he is watching crimecall.

I only watch crimecall to see is their anyone on it i know ... So whats his excuse? :-) ok may not be irony to you but to be it is:-)

shopaholic01

u_c_thesecond wrote: »

Tonight watching crimecall and feeling very unsafe (as ya do) i set the alarm and sat down , heard a noise outside... looked out and it was a cat who knocked my window box.

As i looked out i noticed the drug dealer across the road had his curtains wide open and i could see his tv on, and he was watching crimecall. Tbh i found that pretty funny , this guy does deals from his house, and theres been loads there, and on a few occasions iv seen him just hand drugs to people outside my wall.... And he is watching crimecall.

I only watch crimecall to see is their anyone on it i know ... So whats his excuse? :-) ok may not be irony to you but to be it is:-)

Is defination similar to definition?

The King of Moo

At work, I saw a page on an exam paper with "This page is intentionally blank" typed on it.

Chuck Stone

I don't really get irony.

starbelgrade

I saw yer man from the Bee Gees on 'Live with Jools Holland' earlier this evening.

Which is ironic, seeing as he's dead.

leggo

When it rained on my wedding day.

Or get this: One time, I got a free ride...that I'd already paid for!

shopaholic01

leggo wrote: »

When it rained on my wedding day.

Or get this: One time, I got a free ride...that I'd already paid for!

The 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife is the real kick in the teeth.

squod

crimecall irony

dan1895

leggo wrote: »

When it rained on my wedding day.

Or get this: One time, I got a free ride...that I'd already paid for!

That's not ironic, its just bad luck!

admiralofthefleet

when my missus said she was doing the ironing and i gave her my shirt

starbelgrade

It's an unwritten rule that if someone mentions irony, someone else will quote an Alanis Morrisette song & someone else will quote from an Ed Byrne routine.

lostboy

clearly hes just making sure he isnt wanted this week:D

shopaholic01

starbelgrade wrote: »

It's an unwritten rule that if someone mentions irony, someone else will quote an Alanis Morrisette song & someone else will quote from an Ed Byrne routine.

Yes, we're original aren't we?

hairyprincess

u_c_thesecond wrote: »

Tonight watching crimecall and feeling very unsafe (as ya do) i set the alarm and sat down , heard a noise outside... looked out and it was a cat who knocked my window box.

As i looked out i noticed the drug dealer across the road had his curtains wide open and i could see his tv on, and he was watching crimecall. Tbh i found that pretty funny , this guy does deals from his house, and theres been loads of raids by the police there,and he been arrested a lot, and on a few occasions iv seen him just hand drugs to people outside my wall.... And he is watching crimecall.

I only watch crimecall to see is their anyone on it i know ... So whats his excuse? :-) ok may not be irony to you but to be it is:-)

I'd say he was looking out for himself or one of his colleagues. OR perhaps he was doing some research to see if there was a gap in the market.

He's just trying to make a living, don't be so down on him

Profiler

Ireland had a morbidly obese Minster for health...

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

admiralofthefleet

starbelgrade wrote: »

It's an unwritten rule that if someone mentions irony, someone else will quote an Alanis Morrisette song & someone else will quote from an Ed Byrne routine.

dont cha think?

Scioch

u_c_thesecond wrote: »

I only watch crimecall to see is their anyone on it i know ... So whats his excuse? :-) ok may not be irony to you but to be it is:-)

Seeing as he's in the business he has more of a reason to watch it than you.

shopaholic01

Profiler wrote: »

Ireland had a morbidly obese Minster for health...

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

A whippet compared to the last one though.

leggo

starbelgrade wrote: »

It's an unwritten rule that if someone mentions irony, someone else will quote an Alanis Morrisette song & someone else will quote from an Ed Byrne routine.

Good call. Suppose you oughta know.

Madame K

I had a colleague who accused another colleague of being Irish. She said, "All Irish look alike, you know." She was Chinese.

admiralofthefleet

Profiler wrote: »

Ireland had a morbidly obese Minster for health...

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

charlie uniform november tango is how i would describe him

af_thefragile

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/funny-pictures-i-ate-a-guy-in-a-p-e-t-a-shirt-yesterday-nearly-choked-on-the-irony.jpeg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/129167297847724253.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/funny-pictures-cat-is-glamorous.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/funny-pictures-cat-sleeps-in-an-ironic-place.jpg


Just how I understand it...

fasttalkerchat

leggo wrote: »

When it rained on my wedding day.

Or get this: One time, I got a free ride...that I'd already paid for!

How is it ironic that you paid for sex on your wedding night.

AlmightyCushion

When I was in school all the fights used to happen in a place called the peace park.

af_thefragile

I once booked a ryan air flight for 1 cent but never got to go on the flight due to some unfortunate events...

fasttalkerchat

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

When I was in school all the fights used to happen in a place called the peace park.

Peacelines in Belfast over which bricks are thrown.

Fbjm

A guy I was talking to yesterday told me I didn't understand irony.

I found that ironic, because I was on a bus at the time.

cesc77

So,if you didnt call the cops knowing that he was a dealer and he didnt see you not calling the cops when he was watching deal or no deal does that even out the irony...

Head fcking hurts with double negatives.


THE FCUKING IRONY IS YOU NOT REPORTING WHAT YOU KNOW

and the possible outcome

juan.kerr

Madame K wrote: »

I had a colleague who accused another colleague of being Irish. She said, "All Irish look alike, you know." She was Chinese.

That is ironic, given that we have a perception that all chinese people look alike.

Wompa1

I didn't witness this in person. Just thought it was pretty f'kin funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odmGrCXZWso

Much better quality. You can see the guys wife giving the thumbs up to the player.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=aQD6VP-csEg

cesc77

juan.kerr wrote: »

That is ironic, given that we have a perception that all chinese people look alike.

Perception is reality.Right or wrong.


Irony is slightly different

Peetrik

At a fight night there a couple of weeks ago, each fighter had selected some enterance music to walk out to the ring to.
The first fighter walked out to Snap's "I got the power", she was halfway to the ring when there was a power failure.

drumlover22

Getting a large glass bottle of bulmers in a pub, but a plastic container so you don't smash anything!

Sindri

Chuck Stone wrote: »

I don't really get irony.

It means consisting entirely or partly of Iron.

bdoo

Sindri wrote: »

Chuck Stone wrote: »

I don't really get irony.

It means consisting entirely or partly of Iron.

Or to taste of iron or rust. "Does this water taste irony to you?"

fergiesfolly

My satnav is always getting me lost.

Kolido

af_thefragile wrote: »

I once booked a ryan air flight for 1 cent but never got to go on the flight due to some unfortunate events...

Did you get a refund?

NiallFH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlSYekcLuWM

For Forks Sake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9ygaj8eSls

For Forks Sake

Sindri wrote: »

It means consisting entirely or partly of Iron.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWvY1vz-Dzg

Crann na Beatha

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My name is URL

One time my shirt had even more creases in it after my ex had cleaned it for me.. that bitch was crap at ironing.

Latchy

I have always loved the quote '' You are unique ...just like everybody else ''

It's so full or irony .

Varied

starbelgrade wrote: »

It's an unwritten rule that if someone mentions irony, someone else will quote an Alanis Morrisette song & someone else will quote from an Ed Byrne routine.

Aquila wrote: »

Yes yes somebody just had to post it :pac:

Well hot dog, we have a wiener.

Crann na Beatha

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forfuxsake

Madame K wrote: »

I had a colleague who accused another colleague of being Irish. She said, "All Irish look alike, you know." She was Chinese.

Since when the sweet fúck do you accuse somebody of being Irish?

forfuxsake

Everybody's special.

firefly08

It's an unwritten rule that if someone mentions irony, someone else will quote an Alanis Morrisette song & someone else will quote from an Ed Byrne routine.

This is irony on crack

Eve_Dublin

My Spanish students have been complaining recently about loud American tourists taking over Madrid in the Summer time.


"Hmmm", I said to myself.

SafeSurfer

Irony

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAeqVGP-GPM

Sarcasm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggXmKPMaHMo

Chamone MF

some graffiti i once saw, 'Dave is a retart'.

i facepalmed for them.