Stressful experience at work today

scholar007

For fups sake, Im just after going the jacks in the job and there was a mad big spider on the sink - He just looked at me with his beady eyes and didn't move an inch - I mean he was fupping huuuuuuuge - Ive never seen anything like it in my life. I was scared shítless :eek: with just me and him in such a confined space - Now I'll have to go back in there again when I'm not shítless anymore but if he is still there - I might get scared shítless again. I'll be going in and of the jacks all day like a blue arséd fly. The stress of it!

Have you had a similar stressful experience at work?

Archeron

If he is that still, he has probably just eaten. Are any of you colleagues missing?

chin_grin

You were in the right place to be scared sh!tless so.

podgemonster

I think you have confused feeling stress with being a sissy girl?

frag420

Well maybe if you are scared ****less there is no reason to be going into the bathroom again and thus problem solved.

Now thank Mr spider and get some fooking work done ya big jessy!!!



oh and wear a nappy just in case you dribble................

SafeSurfer

scholar007 wrote: »

For fups sake, Im just after going the jacks in the job and there was a mad big spider on the sink - He just looked at me with his beady eyes and didn't move an inch - I mean he was fupping huuuuuuuge - Ive never seen anything like it in my life. I was scared shítless :eek: with just me and him in such a confined space - Now I'll have to go back in there again when I'm not shítless anymore but if he is still there - I might get scared shítless again. I'll be going in and of the jacks all day like a blue arséd fly. The stress of it!

Have you had a similar stressful experience at work?

You must be in the Irish army. Just turn a deaf ear and blind eye to the spider and put in a claim for post traumatic stress disorder.

Should get at least 50 grand.

kfallon

Very stressful day today, I brought my pet tarantula into work with me today to show to my workmates and when I went for a cup of tea he seems to have legged it. No idea where the fecker got to....oh well, he'll prob turn up in the printer later on or he'll come back when he's hungry!

If any of ye see 'Incey' tell him I miss him

danniemcq

stress?

since i started work over $112 million worth of insurance claims have been put through the system by me.

That can get fairly stressful at times especially as any f*ckup i do ripples through the whole process and a lot of things get really f*cked up.

Just as well I'm uber l33t at my job

Fluorescence

Go back in there, leave the cubicle door open and stare the spider down while you do your business. It's the only way.

smash

scholar007 wrote: »

why pick my thread for your personal loan thingy? :mad:

He didn't want to disrupt any of the good threads.

Nothingbetter2d

scholar007 wrote: »

For fups sake, Im just after going the jacks in the job and there was a mad big spider on the sink - He just looked at me with his beady eyes and didn't move an inch - I mean he was fupping huuuuuuuge - Ive never seen anything like it in my life. I was scared shítless :eek: with just me and him in such a confined space - Now I'll have to go back in there again when I'm not shítless anymore but if he is still there - I might get scared shítless again. I'll be going in and of the jacks all day like a blue arséd fly. The stress of it!

Have you had a similar stressful experience at work?

are you a bloke or a woman?

Micky Dolenz

Here, have a spoonful of man the fcuk up.

Seachmall

He was in prime position for water-boarding.

"TELL US YOUR SECRETS YOU MONSTROUS BEING!!"

Gummy Panda

EAT DA SPIDER!

scholar007

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

are you a bloke or a woman?

:pac:

Nothingbetter2d

scholar007 wrote: »

:pac:

man up then none of the irish species are venomous... just scoop it up into a jar and then release it outside somewhere.

kfallon

Gummy Panda wrote: »

EAT DA SPIDER!

No, tell the spider to eat 'da pooh pooh'!

Immaculate Pasta

Don't worry OP it's all over now.

In future I read a really good article about how to deal with spiders in the bathroom and also gives you some good advice on how to overcome your fear of them as well. Hold on I'll find the link for you now: How to deal with spiders in the bathroom

Enjoy

hondasam

I know how you feel OP hate the dirty little feckers as well, actually a bit scared of them.

Tazium

Show him your fanny.

xsiborg

spider-man, straight between the beady eyeballs.

kfallon

Tazium wrote: »

Show him your fanny spiders legs.

FYP

Dial Square

Blast him with pi** :P

admiralofthefleet

there was a spider in the bath last night

af_thefragile

Blast him with eh.... water?

xflyer

Well one day I walking down the stairs from my office when I was confronted by something that looked like a giant earwig complete with pincers on it's tail. When it saw me it immediately took an aggressive posture and raised it's deadly pincers towards me.

So I edged carefully past it, ready for it to spring at me. But I escaped with my life. Still I had to admire the creature, standing up to me like that and it less than an inch long. If I was walking along and met a giant as large as Liberty Hall. I sure as hell wouldn't be taking it on.:eek:

But my most stressful experiences usually involve the boss waking me up again and telling me to get back to work. The barsteward.:(

af_thefragile

I wonder what ye'll do when you get confronted by this guy one day:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooFSFR2s7Ig

Seachmall

af_thefragile wrote: »

I wonder what ye'll do when you get confronted by this guy one day:

Or this.

alphabeat

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We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly.

kfallon

[QUOTE=alphabeat;78835118and they mostly come at night... mostly.[/QUOTE]

Don't we all trout, don't we all. **** in the morn before work is not recommended.....

Capt'n Midnight

smash wrote: »

He didn't want to disrupt any of the good threads.

oh
spider, threads

Capt'n Midnight

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

oh
spider, threads

spider threads
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do whatever spider threads do