Apologies

hairyprincess

I am the only one who apologizes to myself when I do something wrong?

A few examples, if I'm on the computer or looking at something on the phone, and I press a wrong button, I'll say "oh, sorry". Or if I'm cooking and I make a mistake or forgot to add something I'll say the same.

I haven't gone as far as accepting the apology or starting a fist fight with myself yet though. :pac:

Please tell me I'm not a lone freak in doing this

davet82

FREAK!!

Kenno90

hairyprincess wrote: »

I am the only one who apologizes to myself when I do something wrong?

A few examples, if I'm on the computer or looking at something on the phone, and I press a wrong button, I'll say "oh, sorry". Or if I'm cooking and I make a mistake or forgot to add something I'll say the same.

I haven't gone as far as accepting the apology or starting a fist fight with myself yet though. :pac:

Please tell me I'm not a lone freak in doing this

Freak

westendgirlie

Freak

dlofnep

weirdo. burn her!!

cutty9

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

westendgirlie

dlofnep wrote: »

weirdo. burn her!!

No, I couldn't cope with the smell of singed hair! :eek:

Professey Chin

I do it too but tbh im probably not the kinda person you should use for confirming your own sanity....

SEPT 23 1989

FREAK

hondasam

hairyprincess wrote: »

Please tell me I'm not a lone freak in doing this

You are.

Nothingbetter2d

hairyprincess wrote: »

I am the only one who apologizes to myself when I do something wrong?

A few examples, if I'm on the computer or looking at something on the phone, and I press a wrong button, I'll say "oh, sorry". Or if I'm cooking and I make a mistake or forgot to add something I'll say the same.

I haven't gone as far as accepting the apology or starting a fist fight with myself yet though. :pac:

Please tell me I'm not a lone freak in doing this

i know a girl that does that sometimes. so your not alone... weird but not alone

pickarooney

Frique

admiralofthefleet

sane person

hondasam

hairyprincess wrote: »

I am the only one who apologizes to myself when I do something wrong?

Have you apologised to yourself for starting this thread ?

davet82

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

insane person

typo... let me fix that for ya :rolleyes:

Scioch

I usually blame whatever I'm using. So if I hit the wrong button I call the phone stupid and threaten to beat it.

flutterflye

I've said "thank you" to the atm before, and apologised to tables and chairs and the like if I've bumped into them, but haven't yet apologised to myself!!
We probably should be nicer to ourselves - say "sorry", and "I'm proud of you" etc...
But yeah, it is a tad on the weird side!

Nothingbetter2d

LordSmeg wrote: »

I usually blame whatever I'm using. So if I hit the wrong button I call the phone stupid and threaten to beat it.

lol i sometimes yell at the computer when it wont do what i want it to... damn microsoft and it's "do you want to do this?" followed by "do you really want to do this?" popups. bloody annoying.

kfallon

I usually call myself a 'stupid cunt' whenever I do something stupid/wrong

Nothingbetter2d

flutterflye wrote: »

I've said "thank you" to the atm before, and apologised to tables and chairs and the like if I've bumped into them, but haven't yet apologised to myself!!
We probably should be nicer to ourselves - say "sorry", and "I'm proud of you" etc...
But yeah, it is a tad on the weird side!

did the atm ever say "your welcome" back to you? if you heard that then it was most likely the street beggar sitting beside the atm that you didnt notice.

Jammy Donut

If I brush of a car in the garage, I say sorry and rub it

Jammy Donut

If I brush of a car in the garage, I say sorry and rub it

CucaFace

flutterflye wrote: »

I've said "thank you" to the atm before, and apologised to tables and chairs and the like if I've bumped into them, but haven't yet apologised to myself!!
We probably should be nicer to ourselves - say "sorry", and "I'm proud of you" etc...
But yeah, it is a tad on the weird side!

I have on many occassions thanked an ATM. Or in my case i usually say 'Cheers' before realising what I have just done and walk away shaking my head .

Really embarressing when there are people in the queue behind you.

Force of habit for me as its like getting change back from a barman or shopkeeper.

I'm too polite for my own good.

Archeron

Jammy Donut wrote: »

If I brush of a car in the garage, I say sorry and rub it

I apologize to my car if I drive over a particularly nasty pothole.

kincsem

PigHead talks about PigHead. You two are suited.

Nothingbetter2d

Archeron wrote: »

I apologize to my car if I drive over a particularly nasty pothole.

you own Kit the nightrider car?

TeddyTedson

Pigs heads so damn cute. Just adorable.

AskMyChocolate

kfallon wrote: »

I usually call myself a 'stupid cunt' whenever I do something stupid/wrong

Same. Don't apologise to myself, but, "Jesus, you're some fcuking eejit" gets used on a fairly regular basis.

Kolido

I say Bless You if someone sneezes on tv

smash

hairyprincess wrote: »

I am the only one who apologizes to myself

Only did this once. After I was with a fat chick.

kfallon

smash wrote: »

Only did this once. After I was with a fat chick.

Apologised to yourself that you only 'smashed' her once?

Bet you were rashering the bejaysus out of yourself at that thing on Channel 4 last night :pac:

vangoz

My mate apologised to an ATM before

MrFrisp

hairyprincess wrote: »

I am the only one who apologizes to myself when I do something wrong?

A few examples, if I'm on the computer or looking at something on the phone, and I press a wrong button, I'll say "oh, sorry". Or if I'm cooking and I make a mistake or forgot to add something I'll say the same.

I haven't gone as far as accepting the apology or starting a fist fight with myself yet though. :pac:

Please tell me I'm not a lone freak in doing this

I won't call you a Freak..

But it is feckin strange like...:D





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kfallon

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

Same. Don't apologise to myself, but, "Jesus, you're some fcuking eejit" gets used on a fairly regular basis.

Oh the expletives that come out of my mouth (directed at myself) during football would make a whore blush :P

meoklmrk91

Archeron wrote: »

Jammy Donut wrote: »

If I brush of a car in the garage, I say sorry and rub it

I apologize to my car if I drive over a particularly nasty pothole.

I do this too

hairyprincess

So the general consensus is that I'm mad? Thanks :(:(:(

I did it again today, I pulled the back door closed behind me accidentally so I had to apologize to myself for the inconvenience of having to get the key out to open it again

SEPT 23 1989

hairyprincess wrote: »

So the general consensus is that I'm mad? Thanks :(:(:(

I did it again today, I pulled the back door closed behind me accidentally so I had to apologize to myself for the inconvenience of having to get the key out to open it again

You should have apologised to the key for wasting its time

Pushtrak

hairyprincess wrote: »

I am the only one who apologizes to myself when I do something wrong?

A few examples, if I'm on the computer or looking at something on the phone, and I press a wrong button, I'll say "oh, sorry". Or if I'm cooking and I make a mistake or forgot to add something I'll say the same.

I haven't gone as far as accepting the apology or starting a fist fight with myself yet though. :pac:

Please tell me I'm not a lone freak in doing this

I have done so... But only when sleep deprivation has gone too far.

Abi

Can't say I do HP, but I do this alright..

kfallon wrote: »

I usually call myself a 'stupid cunt' whenever I do something stupid/wrong

Well, not cúnt. Twat or eejit I think. Lack of sleep or too much on my plate and I turn into a scatty thing.

kfallon

Abi wrote: »

Well, not cúnt. Twat or eejit I think. Lack of sleep or too much on my plate and I turn into a scatty thing.

Always cunt for me and usually followed by me kicking the board surrounding the pitch if it's within kicking distance :rolleyes:

And believe me I was a right cunt for missing that chance!

jokettle

I do apologise to myself sometimes, usually if I drop food or spill a drink, thereby ruining something I was really looking forward to. I don't like disappointing myself.

Scioch

hairyprincess wrote: »

So the general consensus is that I'm mad? Thanks :(:(:(

I did it again today, I pulled the back door closed behind me accidentally so I had to apologize to myself for the inconvenience of having to get the key out to open it again

Start answering yourself.

"OH sorry"...."No worries, hey we all mistakes"...."We do dont we ! Thanks, your alright ya know that?"...."Stop it you'll make me blush"....."I mean it, I think your great" *eyes meet/cross, head moves closer to itself, lips and tongue go at themselves/each other, hands start to wander and grope*..............Bystanders ring the paramedics thinking your having a stroke.

Wow that's self-centred.

Mr Benevolent

Frock.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Abi wrote: »

too much on my plate and I turn into a scatty thing.

Too much on my plate and I turn into a fatty thing.

Knex*

I'd usually be more inclined to say something along the lines of "Ahh bollocks".

I've said sorry to postboxes and lamp posts that I've walked into. Never myself I don't think. Though I do talk to myself an awful lot

yellowtrout

Fehreek