C4 last night, fat fetish

fishy fishy

Sea Filly wrote: »

This thread makes me rather pleased that I don't get the UK channels.

its the equivalent of ends kenny and eamon gilmore rubbing their rolls of recently acquired fat on TV so you are not missing much.

FizzleSticks

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Ruralyoke

FizzleSticks wrote: »

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This is so common. It must be the single most common neanderthally sexist thing that men do.

You can see/hear silly bastards like this in every pub in the country, lined up at the bar, talking out of the corners of their mouths and cackling at any mention of periods.

I want to kill them.

CardBordWindow

So basically, from reading this thread, the moral of the story is that 'larger' ladies prey on drunken men in nightclubs, and nobody has a problem with it!

Ruralyoke

Sea Filly wrote: »

This thread makes me rather pleased that I don't get the UK channels.

Bizarre comment.

As opposed to what - all the great Irish ones??

C4 is generally pretty good.

scholar007

CardBordWindow wrote: »

So basically, from reading this thread, the moral of the story is that 'larger' ladies prey on drunken men in nightclubs, and nobody has a problem with it!

Yes that is true. Although it has been documented that cougars have now encroached on their normal habitat or hunting area competing with the fat burds for the vulnerable drunken men.

Gummy Panda

scholar007 wrote: »

Stout girls (as well as being friendlier than skinny burds) usually have bigger bewbs so the ample lady rocks.

Most of the girls on it didn't look like they had big boobs. I've seen a few obese girls and generally theme is small boobs while the overweight girls would have big ones.

I assume rapid weight gain doesn't neccessary mean boob gain

Nothingbetter2d

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Most of the girls on it didn't look like they had big boobs. I've seen a few obese girls and generally theme is small boobs while the overweight girls would have big ones.

I assume rapid weight gain doesn't neccessary mean boob gain

of the fat ladies with big boobs most of them are horrid saggy boobs.

reminds me of this http://images.wikia.com/southpark/images/2/26/77a.jpg

blacklilly

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Most of the girls on it didn't look like they had big boobs. I've seen a few obese girls and generally theme is small boobs while the overweight girls would have big ones.

I assume rapid weight gain doesn't neccessary mean boob gain

of the fat ladies with big boobs most of them are horrid saggy boobs.

reminds me of this http://images.wikia.com/southpark/images/2/26/77a.jpg

well im afraid this is where the law of gravity comes into play.. The bigger the boobs the more likely theyll be saggy unless the woman opts for a boobs lift.

You can't have your boob and eat it!

scholar007

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

of the fat ladies with big boobs most of them are horrid saggy boobs.

reminds me of this http://images.wikia.com/southpark/images/2/26/77a.jpg

Bewbs are bewbs - No such things as "horrid" bewbs! - Bewbs are beautiful in all their shapes and forms.

smash

blacklilly wrote: »

The bigger the boobs the more likely theyll be saggy unless the woman opts for a boobs lift.

Frankentits... boob lift scars are pretty harsh!

scholar007 wrote: »

Bewbs are bewbs - No such things as "horrid" bewbs! - Bewbs are beautiful in all their shapes and forms.

Clearly you haven't seen many boobs.

CardBordWindow

scholar007 wrote: »

Bewbs are bewbs - No such things as "horrid" bewbs! - Bewbs are beautiful in all their shapes and forms.

I can't fully agree with this statement. Case and point. SFW

Balmed Out

Wibbs wrote: »

. Irish men in my experience anyway, tend to prefer the more buxom lady as a very general rule. We're more boob men for a start. Handily enough Irish women tend to have bigger boobs than most of Europe(I read somewhere the young Irish lady tends to wear one of the biggest bra sizes in Europe as an average). Eastern European and Latin men are much more into the thinner woman, again as a general rule.

My experience would be the polar opposite. Most of my friends would go for face, general body shape, ass, legs and breasts in that order. Most prefer a more slender bodied girl. Personally i have always gone for a slim girl that i would be able to pick up and twirl over my head if for some very strange reason I so wanted and I know most of my friends are the same.

Bob the Seducer

CardBordWindow wrote: »

I can't fully agree with this statement. Case and point. SFW

When I saw showbiz in the url I really expected it to be Jedward...

Sea Filly

Ruralyoke wrote: »

Bizarre comment.

As opposed to what - all the great Irish ones??

C4 is generally pretty good.

No, this is a bizarre comment!

Ruralyoke

OK, if you don't want to expand/explain just say so.

Sea Filly

Ruralyoke wrote: »

OK, if you don't want to expand/explain just say so.

Lulz, the comment clearly wasn't to be taken very seriously.

But no, C4 used to be good, pre-Big Brother. Now? Fúck no.

oh guys lol your comments are classic

Ruralyoke

Ok then.

It was the specific "UK" reference that got me.

Flawed and past former heydays they may be but the likes of BBC2 & C4, in general, are leagues ahead of anything broadcast in this country.

Sea Filly

Ruralyoke wrote: »

Flawed and past former heydays they may be but the likes of BBC2 & C4, in general, are leagues ahead of anything broadcast in this country.

The BBC, yes. Present day Channel Four? No. Still don't know why you took my in jest first comment so seriously though. Weird.

Ruralyoke

Dunno either.

Didn't look like a joke - you know what they say about typeface etc.

Just looked like someone being a bit Daily Mail to be honest

Sea Filly

Ruralyoke wrote: »

Dunno either.

Didn't look like a joke - you know what they say about typeface etc.

Just looked like someone being a bit Daily Mail to be honest

No, Daily Mail readers would lap up documentaries such as that TBH.

Ruralyoke

Sea Filly wrote: »

No, Daily Mail readers would lap up documentaries such as that TBH.

Bizarre comment

scholar007

Balmed Out wrote: »

Personally i have always gone for a slim girl that i would be able to pick up and twirl over my head if for some very strange reason I so wanted and I know most of my friends are the same.

Whatever yer havin yerself! Fat burds are generally shorter and closer to the other head which is always good! :pac:

Sea Filly

I like them black girls, I like them white girls
I like them Asian girls, I like them mix-raced girls
I like them Spanish girls, I like them Italian girls
I like the French girls and I like Scandinavian girls

I like them tall girls, I like them short girls
I like them brown haired girls, I like them blonde haired girls
I like them big girls, I like them skinny girls
I like them carrying a little-bitty weight girls


Good man, Calvin!

blacklilly

scholar007 wrote: »

Whatever yer havin yerself! Fat burds are generally shorter and closer to the other head which is always good! :pac:

I'm massive and 4 foot 5"

scholar007

blacklilly wrote: »

I'm massive and 4 foot 5"

Phhhhooooaaaaaaawwwwwwwwrrrrrrr! :p:p:p:p:p:p

Pics please

blacklilly

I couldn't do that to you it'd be too much of a tease,plus It was a typo, I'm 5 foot 4"

newport2

blacklilly wrote: »

I couldn't do that to you it'd be too much of a tease,plus It was a typo, I'm 5 foot 4"

Vertically or horizontally?

blacklilly

newport2 wrote: »

Vertically or horizontally?

5 foot 4" vertically and 5 foot horizontally, sh*t i'm hot

Ruralyoke

Do you dare post your vitals then?

Or are you just a big chickeny baby <buck buck buck>

(using humour as diversion tactic to disguise slightly pervy nature of post)

blacklilly

You never ask a woman that, I've already given information* freely

*This information does not constitute accurate information

Ruralyoke

bah :mad:

Wibbs

Wibbs wrote: »

Along with women saying they want a bloke bigger than them, you hear this one from men a fair bit. That and "stout girls" are "easier to get" etc. Is this another confidence issue from the other side? Personally I've not noted any great difference in friendliness between skinny women and fat ones*.

It's like the whole thing in one tbh. Women aren't seen to be chasing action because they don't need to as much which causes a loop. Fellas feel like they have to chase it so they set their sights a bit "lower".

blacklilly

Ruralyoke wrote: »

bah :mad:

That's a very mad face you have there! Is that what you actually look like?

If so I'm not interested:p

Ruralyoke

More like this :cool:

Except with a few more features - like a nose for example. I'm not blue either.

But it is to scale - actual size. I'm really small.

Must be why I like big women :P

blacklilly

Ruralyoke wrote: »

More like this :cool:

Except with a few more features - like a nose for example. I'm not blue either.

But it is to scale - actual size. I'm really small.

Must be why I like big women :P

Noses are really important. What's really small? are we talking <5 foot? You could always wear heals

Mr.Biscuits

What's the question?

blacklilly

Mr.Biscuits wrote: »

What's the question?

You mean what's the answer?

Smidge

I read through this thread after the programme was on initially but hadn't seen the show.

Until tonight.

It was rerun and sweet holy baby jebus WTF

I was fine with everything and adopted the "fair play ta ya" attitude until yer man puts the funnel thing in yer womans mouth to force fed her for it to be recorded.

I'm as liberal and open minded as the next but come the fcuk on, that's depravity.

No-one of a sound and stable mind would do that to themselves, and more worrying who really wants to see that as a sexual gratification

Doc Ruby

kildare.17hmr wrote: »

My mates motto is fat birds need lovin too

Yeah, but they gotta pay. Giggidty.

On the subject of feeders, I know a woman that overfed her husband to make him unattractive to other women, deliberately. Called herself a feeder and admitted as much openly.

Marriage, that most peculiar institution.

christmas2012

puke worthy stuff im feeling an onset of temporary bulimia i wanna regurgitate..yech

Gummy Panda

mishkalucy wrote: »

I read through this thread after the programme was on initially but hadn't seen the show.

Until tonight.

It was rerun and sweet holy baby jebus WTF

I was fine with everything and adopted the "fair play ta ya" attitude until yer man puts the funnel thing in yer womans mouth to force fed her for it to be recorded.

I'm as liberal and open minded as the next but come the fcuk on, that's depravity.

No-one of a sound and stable mind would do that to themselves, and more worrying who really wants to see that as a sexual gratification

Are you sure it didn't turn you on to see a big fat woman feed through a tube while her belly was greased up with butter

Shryke

Doc Ruby wrote: »

Yeah, but they gotta pay. Giggidty.

On the subject of feeders, I know a woman that overfed her husband to make him unattractive to other women, deliberately.

This happens more than a bit, though not many women might admit it.

ilovesleep

I have a favour to ask of someone if someone would like to pm me please.

HazDanz

ilovesleep wrote: »

I have a favour to ask of someone if someone would like to pm me please.

I don't have a food funnel so I can't, sorry.

Smidge

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Are you sure it didn't turn you on to see a big fat woman feed through a tube while her belly was greased up with butter

Let me tell you Gummy, I'm as liberal as the next but ffs that was horrendous:eek:




On a side note, did any one see the recent episode of "Grimm"?

They did almost the exact same thing(funnel job) on it :P

Doc Ruby

Shryke wrote: »

This happens more than a bit, though not many women might admit it.

Thats messed up. I thought she was just a lone looney.

Gummy Panda

ilovesleep wrote: »

I have a favour to ask of someone if someone would like to pm me please.

What do you want?

Sea Filly

CardBordWindow wrote: »

All you need is to throw some flour on them, and look for the wet patch!

Unfortunately, if you're that overweight, there'll be lots of wet patches!

Watched this last night. One part I thought was interesting was when the near-immobile woman was reflecting on her life at the end and expressing regret, she didn't once mention or acknowledge the effect all this might have had on her son's life. It was all me me me.