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Landing a Wingsuit without a Parachute - Today

  • 23-05-2012 1:56pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,037 ✭✭✭✭


    Just turned on Sky News to see that this will be attempted in about 15 minutes. Full details here; basically, the guy will jump out of a plane from over 4,000 ft, glide along using a wingsuit, and land it without deploying a parachute. If this has you going "so what?", the problem is that while the wingsuit converts the fall in to a glide, it's a fast glide. He can't just slow down to walking speed: he'll stlll be going about 50mph when the wingsuit "stalls" and he drops out of the sky like a brick. So he has a huge row of cardboard boxes to stop him ... :eek:

    Death has this much to be said for it:
    You don’t have to get out of bed for it.
    Wherever you happen to be
    They bring it to you—free.

    — Kingsley Amis



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    bnt wrote: »
    So he has a huge pile of cardboard boxes to stop him ... :eek:


    I can see this going horribly wrong.....I'm SO tuning in!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    :eek:

    off to watch sky :D

    Damn, it wont be live!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Is this going to be shown on Sky? Surely not.. he's most likely gonna die like


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Is Red Bull sponsoring this?


    Red Bull seems to sponsor all sorts of crazy people doing crazy things...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    live stream anyone?

    edit: well sky news site has a live stream but not sure if its gonna show it

    http://news.sky.com/home/#


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    Landing a Wingsuit without a parachute eh? That sounds like some trick!
    For safety reasons Mr Connery will be carrying a parachute

    Wait a minute...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,140 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Michael O'Leary's keeping a close eye on this.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    he is no jeb corliss.
    him doing the same jump thats on the telegraph site.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,037 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Landing a Wingsuit without a parachute eh? That sounds like some trick!

    Wait a minute...
    The parachute's in case it goes wrong when he's still well clear of the ground. It if goes wrong at or near the landing, the most dangerous phase, the parachute will be no use whatsover.

    Death has this much to be said for it:
    You don’t have to get out of bed for it.
    Wherever you happen to be
    They bring it to you—free.

    — Kingsley Amis



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,198 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    It doesn't always work out for Jeb though!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    stupid work blocking sites :(

    and proxy sites :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    This better not just be some elaborate ploy to get people to tune in to Sky News


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,184 ✭✭✭Kenno90


    This should be interesting

    Wingman @garyconnery jump now delayed until about 3pm or 4pm. No problems, just waiting for optimum weather we think.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    delayed now till 3 or 4 pm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal



    The stream will probably have a bit of a delay, just in case...doubt they'd risk showing a squished Wing Man live on telly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭matt-dublin


    postponed to 3 or 4pm depending on weather


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Some poor lass drinking bleach was on there when I checked.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,037 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Sky News reader now saying it will go ahead at at 3PM, and they'll be showing it.

    Death has this much to be said for it:
    You don’t have to get out of bed for it.
    Wherever you happen to be
    They bring it to you—free.

    — Kingsley Amis



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,140 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Some poor lass drinking bleach was on there when I checked.

    Without a parachute?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,692 ✭✭✭Jarren


    3pm toilet break so.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,140 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    bnt wrote: »
    Sky News reader now saying it will go ahead at at 3PM, and they'll be showing it, and repeating it again and again and again and again for about three weeks 24/7.

    fyp


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    I'm skeptical but I can see this turning into a smashing story.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    I wish he'd hurry up. Watching Sky News has the same effect on my brain as drinking hard liquor, without any of the benefits.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    I wish he'd hurry up. Watching Sky News has the same effect on my brain as drinking hard liquor, without any of the benefits.

    lol they do tend to blow everything out of porpotion then bore ya to death with it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,140 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    I'm skeptical but I can see this turning into a smashing story.

    Yes, it's going to be a huge hit.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    do you reckon he has done much practise or is he just going to wing it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    Oh my god that was horrific,

    The poor guy!


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Still only boring news


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    Still only boring news

    as creative writing mod i expected more from you!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 187 ✭✭Rastapitts


    so what happened?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    nothing yet, just showed him suiting up

    thought might have got people following thread but not sky thinking something bad happened

    jeez that sounds harsh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭davetherave


    In the heli now. Just after taking off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    He's on his way up now for the jump.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭matt-dublin


    he's in the chopper now, hope he doesn't jump too high outta it


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    if this goes wrong the last thing going through his mind could be his arse ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,056 ✭✭✭Sparks43


    Thats all delayed


    He went splat


    NSFW


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,198 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    Isn't he the lucky one.
    He's on the way to a potentially fatal stunt, while we're stuck watching Sky News since lunchtime!
    Lucky bastard!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    Bit of an anti climax that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    pfft.. he jumped successfully. What a waste of an afternoon

    :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,056 ✭✭✭Sparks43


    Damn he made it:mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    They just showed it.


    Call me a pedant....but....isn't this crashing rather than landing ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Bit of an anti climax that

    does it make you feel the same way as those women in the sex survey that didn't orgasm? :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Done already?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    They just showed it.


    Call me a pedant....but....isn't this crashing rather than landing ?

    you try it and see if you can walk away from it in one piece then


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭matt-dublin


    ive had longer roides


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Confab wrote: »
    Done already?

    that's what your woman said to you last time ye shagged :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    They just showed it.


    Call me a pedant....but....isn't this crashing rather than landing ?

    crashing with style


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    does it make you feel the same way as those women in the sex survey that didn't orgasm? :p

    I had no reason to read that thread as it's results didn't apply to me ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭davetherave


    That wasn't flying....that was falling with style :D



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