what to do today

mackeire

Anyone have any ideas for what to do today??
Myself, the missus and our 4yr old are all off today and want to do something together.
Problem is, we dont have much money!!
We're in the dundrum area of dublin and have a car.
So what do you crazy people get up to when you're broke??

af_thefragile

fap?


Serious answer, its a lovely day, go to the beach, have fun running around on the sand and stuff... Sandymount and killiney beach are pretty close to your place...

Seachmall

Go to the park and have a picnic or something, lovely day for it.

While you're doing that your wife can be doing the washing up back at home, and maybe leave the young one with a baby sitter or something.

branbee

Beach or playground, or just anywhere that has ice cream!
Remember to wear sun cream though!

My name is URL

Come and paint my house for me.. I'll buy you all a Solero when yizzer done

Chamone MF

Back to bed, la vie est endless bull****

El Weirdo

My name is URL wrote: »

Come and paint my house for me.. I'll buy you all a Solero when yizzer done

Dad?

flutterflye

Kiliney - hill and/or beach.

Duggy747

Close the curtains and watch Top Gear and Only Fools & Horses on UK Gold all day long.

Mr.Biscuits

Bring your 4yr old to the airport and tell her that you have sold her to a couple from America because you can't afford to keep her anymore. Then when you see the weirdest looking loony couple walking through the arrivals gate, say: "There they are now sweetie, we'll miss you".

They'll be traumatized for life

Immaculate Pasta

Just sit in and watch daytime tv all day :cool:

kfallon

Whatever you do make sure it's an outdoor activity!

Just a pity for you dogging is a nocturnal activity only

Seachmall

kfallon wrote: »

Whatever you do make sure it's an outdoor activity!

Just a pity for you dogging is a nocturnal activity only

He could try "Xtreme Dogging", it's where you show up at a Lidl car park during rush hour and start dogging. Indescribable buzz.

Giselle

Pack up a picnic and go to Glendalough.

Stop by the visitors centre and get all the pamphlets on the trees and wildlife and see how many you and the little one can identify/spot and enjoy the fresh air and a lovely walk and the little one will love learning about nature.

Have a lovely picnic by the lake and teach her how to skim stones

Have a great day off with your family OP.

biko

Visit Connemara/Ring of Kerry.

Nothingbetter2d

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

Just sit in and watch daytime tv all day :cool:

Jeremy Kyle show or Judge Judy?

hondasam

biko wrote: »

Visit Connemara/Ring of Kerry.

He is in Dublin and has no money.

Picnic in the park is all he can afford.

af_thefragile

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

Jeremy Kyle show or Judge Judy?

Jeremy Kyle all the way! Nothing better than feeling self righteous while loathing at the lowest society has to offer!

Phoenix Park

biko wrote: »

Visit Connemara/Ring of Kerry.

Don't think this will help him much, there's a seperate AH thread for those with a fat fetish.

mackeire

We have a winner!!!

As good as the daytime tv idea is, killiney hill/beech is the winner.
Beech and playground for the little lad and nice walk around for us.

Might stop off in lidl on the way home for extreme dogg.......

hondasam

mackeire wrote: »

Might stop off in lidl on the way home for extreme dogg.......

What do they sell in that lidl? Make sure to cover the child's eyes.

Nothingbetter2d

mackeire wrote: »

We have a winner!!!

As good as the daytime tv idea is, killiney hill/beech is the winner.
Beech and playground for the little lad and nice walk around for us.

Might stop off in lidl on the way home for extreme dogg.......

just go extreme dogging on killiney beach... save yourself some time.... kids builds sandcastles while ye go at it like a pair of rabbits in heat

FatherLen

ah the beach. putting the sand in sandwiches since 1872.

Seachmall

mackeire wrote: »

We have a winner!!!

As good as the daytime tv idea is, killiney hill/beech is the winner.
Beech and playground for the little lad and nice walk around for us.

Enjoy.

Might stop off in lidl on the way home for extreme dogg.......

I'll be there around 4ish, if that time suits. I have access to a 7 seater so there's plenty of room for yourself and the misses.

Nothingbetter2d

Seachmall wrote: »

Enjoy.

I'll be there around 4ish, if that time suits. I have access to a 7 seater so there's plenty of room for yourself and the misses.

you sound like your a regular dogging watcher.... you got the 2012 handbook?

Seachmall

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

you sound like your a regular dogging watcher.... you got the 2012 handbook?

No, I was kicked from the local society for being "too weird" and don't get anymore updates from them.

Bunch of fascists imo.

Nothingbetter2d

Seachmall wrote: »

No, I was kicked from the local society for being "too weird" and don't get anymore updates from them.

Bunch of fascists imo.

Just join online using your wife's name and they will give you the special night vision goggles + handbook if you pay for the full yearly subscription.

davet82

i see dogging has already been mentioned...

other than that, i'm flat out of ideas sorry

af_thefragile

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

Just join online using your wife's name and they will give you the special night vision goggles + handbook if you pay for the full yearly subscription.

What about them binoculars you see in movies which lets you see through walls and clothes and panties and stuff???

Nothingbetter2d

Domo230 wrote: »

You could just roide the missus all day and create another child?

or just wear a jonny and not create another.... but still have all the roiding

admiralofthefleet

i might feck off down to kilmore quay, or stay indoors on boards


decisions, decisions

fishy fishy

if you don't have much money.......go to a cheap supermarket - buy some rolls, some cold meats or tuna, some soft drinks, some etc.

head out on a picnic to the beach or woods/park. Bring some games along.

chill out for the day with your kids - relax and enjoy the sunny weather.

and believe me.....home-made sandwich taste MAGNIFICANT when you are outdoors all day - beats shop bought ones any day.

then buy everyone a 99 for dessert and head home - ye will sleep like babies after all the fresh air.

Nothingbetter2d

fishy fishy wrote: »

if you don't have much money.......go to a cheap supermarket - buy some rolls, some cold meats or tuna, some soft drinks, some etc.

head out on a picnic to the beach or woods/park. Bring some games along.

chill out for the day with your kids - relax and enjoy the sunny weather.

and believe me.....home-made sandwich taste MAGNIFICANT when you are outdoors all day - beats shop bought ones any day.

then buy everyone a 99 for dessert and head home - ye will sleep like babies after all the fresh air.

that's too serious an answer for after hours... get out

fanadman1

My name is URL wrote: »

Come and paint my house for me.. I'll buy you all a Solero when yizzer done

one between the 3 of them :P we are in a recesion :P