Regale me with tales of Gluttony

Rabidlamb

I love a good shovel at the trough as much as the next person.
The feeding frenzy I remember the most was a whole 500g box of Sugar Puffs one evening, I'd say it was 10 or 12 bowls.
I don't know whether moreish is the right word but I was addicted to this breakfast cereal heroin.
http://www.maltasupermarket.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/500x500/040ec09b1e35df139433887a97daa66f/5/0/5060145251069.jpg

Let the forum know you worst tales of over eating depravity, we don't judge here.

chin_grin

Regale me with tales of Gluttony

Watch Man vs Food.

Nothingbetter2d

Rabidlamb wrote: »

I love a good shovel at the trough as much as the next person.
The feeding frenzy I remember the most was a whole 500g box of Sugar Puffs one evening, I'd say it was 10 or 12 bowls.
I don't know whether moreish is the right word but I was addicted to this breakfast cereal heroin.
http://www.maltasupermarket.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/500x500/040ec09b1e35df139433887a97daa66f/5/0/5060145251069.jpg

Let the forum know you worst tales of over eating depravity, we don't judge here.

do you have your own "feeder" like those large ladies on channel 4?

Ruralyoke

Off me tits at a party once, ate an entire big jar (1kg maybe?) of mayo using 2 lettuces as "dippers".

Felt pretty bad the next morning.

frag420

I once ate a family bucket from KFC including the two liters of coke and the vienetta.

Seachmall

chin_grin wrote: »

Watch Man vs Food.

Better than porn.

Same with "Diners, Drive-ins and Dives".

chin_grin

Seachmall wrote: »

Better than porn.

Same with "Diners, Drive-ins and Dives".

M&S food ads make me rock hard.

Mr.Biscuits

Went into Jimmy Chung's and eat everything they had.

They had to close for the day.

FearDark

2.5 kg of mince + 500g of pasta in one serving. Meat sweats.

Ruralyoke

Seachmall wrote: »

Same with "Diners, Drive-ins and Dives".

Oh yeah! Some serious stuff on that.

Love the way the guy is so obviously getting bigger and bigger as his journey progresses.

SEPT 23 1989

chin_grin wrote: »

Watch Man vs Food.

Adam Richman is alive and well and still stuffing his face

CardBordWindow

I once had TWO desserts after my dinner.

Temptamperu

When I lived in Glasgow I used to get a snack box near enough every night. I know what your thinking, a snack box? But this thing had Bag of chips, kebab meat, deep fried pizza fritters, Battered black pudding (denny sized) and half a chicken served with a spicey chilli sauce.

Damn Im starving just thinking about it.

CardBordWindow

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

the host of that show died of a heart attack age 36

Nope. He's 38 now.

Jester252

chin_grin wrote: »

Watch Man vs Food.

Food won.

mikemac1

FearDark wrote: »

2.5 kg of mince + 500g of pasta in one serving.

You sure you don't mean 2.5lbs?

chin_grin

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

the host of that show died of a heart attack age 36

I actually had to google that as it wouldn't have surprised me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Richman_(actor)

SEPT 23 1989

CardBordWindow wrote: »

Nope. He's 38 now.

The internet has lied to me again

CardBordWindow

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

The internet has lied to me again

It's ok to cry.....and comfort eat.

You can post about it here then!

FearDark

mikemac1 wrote: »

FearDark wrote: »

2.5 kg of mince + 500g of pasta in one serving.

You sure you don't mean 2.5lbs?

No!

/fat bastard.

mikemac1

FearDark wrote: »

No!

2.5kg???

You're more beast then man!

I tip my hat Sir :cool:

BraziliaNZ

FearDark wrote: »

2.5 kg of mince + 500g of pasta in one serving. Meat sweats.

Eugh Jesus why? All that red meat in one sitting?! Hellooooooo bowel/colon cancer!

summerskin

72oz steak with chips, 4 fried eggs, onion rings and pepper sauce, along with 4 bottles of San Miguel.

it was a "challenge" at a bar in Tenerife about 20 years ago, if you ate it in half an hour you got it for free.

They never banked on our Rugby League team being on holiday together. 14 of us tried it, 12 won. Must have cost them a packet that day.

vibe666

When I was 19 I did a 54oz steak challenge (with all the trimmings) in 1h10m beating the previous record by 5 mins.

I managed to keep it all down and had ice cream for dessert, but couldn't sleep later that night so I had to make myself sick just to get some sleep.

chin_grin

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Eugh Jesus why? All that red meat in one sitting?! Hellooooooo bowel/colon cancer!

From one sitting!? Why haven't we been warned!? Why do I keep ending my sentences with interrobangs!?

admiralofthefleet

CardBordWindow wrote: »

I once had TWO desserts after my dinner.

you go you

blackwhite

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

the host of that show died of a heart attack age 36

You sure about that???

http://www.emorywheel.com/detail.php?n=31121

Agricola

Was always a divil for take aways after a lot of beer. I vividly remember bringing back a lorry load of stuff to my first year college flat one night. Someone didnt show up so I drunkenly scoffed their burger after eating my own half pounder n chips. The way I was the next morning, it nearly put me off fast food for life.

mikemac1

summerskin wrote: »

72oz steak with chips, 4 fried eggs, onion rings and pepper sauce, along with 4 bottles of San Miguel.

it was a "challenge" at a bar in Tenerife about 20 years ago, if you ate it in half an hour you got it for free.

They never banked on our Rugby League team being on holiday together. 14 of us tried it, 12 won. Must have cost them a packet that day.

pic of 72oz
How is it possible to eat one of those :eek:


Anyone reading this thread and thinking of truck driver who died on the Simpsons?

blackwhite

Attempted a 9lb burger challenge in Vegas.

Attempted............... and failed.


Came served in a giant bun, with 2lb of fries. Between 3 of us we managed about 2/3 of it.

SEPT 23 1989

blackwhite wrote: »

You sure about that???

http://www.emorywheel.com/detail.php?n=31121

Well the gluttonous fcuk should be dead

af_thefragile

There's also them Epic Meal Time guys who make the whole continent of Africa weep...

chin_grin

mikemac1 wrote: »

Pic of a 72oz steak

How is it possible to eat one of those :eek:

Well the plastic wrap might cause a few problems all right.

MrJoeSoap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CbpbD144hc

summerskin

mikemac1 wrote: »

Pic of a 72oz steak

How is it possible to eat one of those :eek:


Anyone reading this thread and thinking of truck driver who died on the Simpsons?

a good sharp knife and some pepper sauce. just make sure it's cooked rare/blue, melts in the mouth so no need to chew as much. t'was lovely.


Felt sick as fcuk most of the afternoon though(we had them for lunch) and had to have a good nap followed by a shower to get rid of the meat sweats.

and then we went out for a shed-load of ale and a curry. good times.

af_thefragile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Bs1ZZ-7b8

Well it was obligatory!

suicide_circus

Once made a breakfast roll out of a whole French stick cut down the side, 6 sausages, 6 rashers, half a black pudding, half a white pudding, 4 fried eggs and red sauce.

chin_grin

suicide_circus wrote: »

Once made a breakfast roll out of a whole French stick cut down the side, 6 sausages, 6 rashers, half a black pudding, half a white pudding, 4 fried eggs and red sauce.

Don't see any other way of fitting that much meat in to a baguette.

SEPT 23 1989

suicide_circus wrote: »

Once made a breakfast roll out of a whole French stick cut down the side, 6 sausages, 6 rashers, half a black pudding, half a white pudding, 4 fried eggs and red sauce.

Did you finish it in one serving?

suicide_circus

chin_grin wrote: »

Don't see any other way of fitting that much meat in to a baguette.

I meant that I didnt cut it entirely in two

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Did you finish it in one serving?

In one serving? yes. In one sitting? No. Had to stop for a lukewarm shower when the sweats got bad, then I rested for a while before completing my mission.

RedXIV

Did a challenge in South Africa called Frankie's Threesome. Three double bacon burgers, each piece of meat being half a pound so 3lbs in all, big plate of chips and 4 bottles of beer, all to be eaten in 20 mins. Had the food all gone in about 15 mins and 4 bottles of beer were lovely.

Still have the apron I won for it at home. And apparently I was the 3rd guy to ever do it, but I have doubts about that.

chin_grin

suicide_circus wrote: »

I meant that I didnt cut it entirely in two

That's a logistical nightmare right there! Although shows dexterity on a baguette scale that I can't imagine.

But really I just want a breakfast roll now.

Battered Mars Bar

I like honey but it gets very sticky once ya lick it off. I'm not a fan of cream, bit too light for me. Chocolate makes me sick in large quantities plus looks like poop splattered over someone. I just don't know.

foxyboxer

mikemac1 wrote: »

Pic of a 72oz steak

How is it possible to eat one of those :eek:


Anyone reading this thread and thinking of truck driver who died on the Simpsons?

Hard to get an idea of the scale without a reference such as a 5 euro note or something.

WoollyRedHat

One time, I had two boiled egss instead of one. I felt horrible afterwards.

mikemac1

foxyboxer wrote: »

Hard to get an idea of the scale without a reference such as a 5 euro note or something.

A fair point

Here is a 72oz and you can scale it to see the size

http://www.fidgetwith.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/steak.jpg

Dudess

Shared a house with a girl who ate a whole chicken in one sitting. And another time she ate a full pack of sausages in one sitting.

I'm surprised a programme like Man Versus Food is allowed.

Son Of A Vidic

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Regale me with tales of Gluttony

O.K. then, I'll take you back to when my brother and best mate graduated from UCG on the same day. Our family went for the celebratory meal at 18.45 - 4 courses washed down with copious amount of alcohol. My best mate and his family had booked into the same restaurant for 20.30pm. Since we were virtual brothers, they had also invited me to the meal.

So no sooner had my own family moved out to the bar, when my mate and his family went into the restaurant. I had planned just to have a starter, since I had just dined there. However I had a change of heart when I joined them and I decided to try some different dishes this time around.

The net result was I completed the second 4 course meal, which really was an 8 course meal, since I had dined back to back with my family's sitting. Yes a legend I became and lived it down I have not.

SEPT 23 1989

Dudess wrote: »

Shared a house with a girl who ate a whole chicken in one sitting. And another time she ate a full pack of sausages in one sitting.

I'm surprised a programme like Man Versus Food is allowed.

Feathers and all:D

Ruralyoke

Dudess wrote: »

Shared a house with a girl who ate a whole chicken in one sitting. And another time she ate a full pack of sausages in one sitting.

A chicken, fair enough, but a pack of sausages isn't that bad at all really - is it? Maybe I'm just greedy.

RichieC

Well.. hmm, one night I was in town I had about 9 pints and then 4 mc donalds double cheese burgers. thought I was going to die the following morning.

I'm generally not not one for over eating..