What age would you like to live to?

Redhairedguy

In other words, what do think is a reasonable age to shuffle off this mortal coil?

The brother of a mate of mine, said he doesn't want to live past 30. He's already 22 at this stage.

Personally, I'd like to be assaulting my grandchildren with senile gibberish until I was about 85.

admiralofthefleet

over 9000

Sauve

Whenever I can't wipe my own arse anymore.
Then it's time.

Lionel Messy

If i die at 69, my dreams will have been fulfilled.

Captain Darling

Sauve wrote: »

Whenever I can't wipe my own arse anymore.
Then it's time.

What if you can still wipe someone elses arse?

KungPao

Before I turn into a baldy.

mackeire

100 would be a grand aul age!!

BUBBLE WRAP

Sauve wrote: »

Whenever I can't wipe my own arse anymore.
Then it's time.

In the future, there will be robots to do that for you.

PseudoFamous

No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high level income, it's not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300. Heck, I just read in the newspaper that they put a pig heart in some guy from Russia.

SafeSurfer

Tomorrow, - every day for the rest of my life.

Tonyandthewhale

I want to live for... all of it.

Chuck Stone

83½.

PrincessLola

Usually when people say they want to die young its vanity, your friend just doesn't want anyone to remember them as old and wrinkly.

im invisible

the Age of Aquarius

joshrogan

I'd like to see the turn of the century so around 114/115 would be a grand.

DEFTLEFTHAND

I don't mind I'll take whatever I get. If I'm dead in a year or still living 60 years from now its not something I really think about anymore.

Mr.Biscuits

When I have to take Viagra mashed up in a banana.

Pherekydes

Fifty is enough.

Ah, fcukit, I'm already 52. :mad: And I checked my life expectancy: another 29 poxy years of this ****e.

LH Pathe

I cannot forecast my biology.

But, being the veritable miser that consumes only green tea n atypically goes on to live a long time I will give that a shot.

Princess Peach

When my boobs reach my bellybutton, it will be time to go.

LH Pathe

sady, our libido props up our physicality n when that goes.. I fear I may suffer many aches and pains n general feebleness

teednab-el

Long enough until I can't do the things I normally do. Then it's time to go.

eth0

155

dyer

id love see how technology has advanced in say.. a thousand years!

Irish Guitarist

I'm 36 now. I want to live to at least 38.

eth0

dyer wrote: »

id love see how technology has advanced in say.. a thousand years!

Life will likely be very boring.

Everything done for you and you not allowed to do anything for safety reasons. Kind of like the matrix except we'll all believe it's for our own good

Twinkleboots

I'd like to see my son grow up healthy and happy.

Where To

Princess Peach wrote: »

When my boobs reach my bellybutton, it will be time to go.

RIP

PseudoFamous

eth0 wrote: »

Life will likely be very boring.

Everything done for you and you not allowed to do anything for safety reasons. Kind of like the matrix except we'll all believe it's for our own good

In the year 3000? Not much would change, but they'd live underwater.

Senna

My mortgage will be paid off on the 18/2/2034, known my luck i'll die on 17/2/2034.

eth0

Senna wrote: »

My mortgage will be paid off on the 18/2/2034, known my luck i'll die on 17/2/2034.

Ah.

One of those 110% jobbies from the tiger was it?

Senna

eth0 wrote: »

Ah.

One of those 110% jobbies from the tiger was it?

Thankfully no 90%, but probably closer to 110% now and not getting any lower.

I'd say 45-50 would be enough for me. I'm 23 at the moment, and I don't really think I quite see the point in hanging around for the sake of hanging around.

By the time I'm 45-50 I'd imagine I'd have taken a decent enough stab at the things I wanted to try and I'll have a decent enough idea of what kind of success/failure I was met with.

Don't really see the point in hanging on much longer? What are you gonna do at 50 that you couldn't have done (better) at 30? (that said, I must stress that I've no interest in marriage or starting a family or such, so that kinda stuff that'd motivate other people to keep on going wouldn't really have much effect on me, I wouldn't imagine - time will tell!).

LH Pathe

Princess Peach wrote: »

When my boobs reach my bellybutton, it will be time to go.

conversely, when our balls reach our belly button it will be equally time to go

I need to tie my mickey in a knot n be done with it. Ohmmmm

Snowie

Sauve wrote: »

Whenever I can't wipe my own arse anymore.
Then it's time.

girls don't pooo don't be silly every one knows that :rolleyes:

Lionel Messy

Good topic, op.

seamus

Deleted User wrote: »

By the time I'm 45-50 I'd imagine I'd have taken a decent enough stab at the things I wanted to try

Ahahaha, the innocence of youth.

At 45-50, you'll still be saying that you need more time to do the things you've always wanted to do.

I have no particular desire to leave the world at any age. There are a lot of experiences to have. This is it, once you're dead, you just rot in the ground, no second chances.

Plumpynutt

ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY!!!!!!!!1

FizzleSticks

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TeddyTedson

I don't want to die, ever! I want to Stop ageing at 30. The thought of me being an old man are vile.

But if I have to die, 27 is a special number.

NiallFH

Forever, I have no interest at all in dieing. I believe you get one chance, gods and an afterlife is a load of garbage. So if its 1 chance I would prefer mine not to end

EDIT: I would want to live forever and be healthy too, not in a comatose or senile state etc

flutterflye

If I ever get Alzheimers or go senile, I want someone to kill me.

Also if I lose the ability to communicate effectively, I'd want someone to kill me too.
I worked in an old folks home years ago and there was this lady who had had a stroke - you could tell that all the cogs were still turning and that she was completely coherent, except all she could say was "yes, yes, yes, no, no, no" - but with no meaning attached.
Like if she wanted tea and you asked her did she want tea, she'd say "yes, yes, yes, no, no, no".
She'd give the same response if she didn't want it.
Her life was just sitting in a chair without being able to move, go to the toilet, wash herself etc... and with no means of communicating with anyone - that would be my ultimate nightmare

ChopShop

Younger than i am now.

Eve_Dublin

82.

mattjack

PseudoFamous wrote: »

No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high level income, it's not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300. Heck, I just read in the newspaper that they put a pig heart in some guy from Russia.

Sure they did, I read that there's a pig going round with a human heart in it too.

biko

I'm twenty-three now, but will I live to see twenty-four?
The way things are going I don't know.

38

Nothingbetter2d

flutterflye wrote: »

If I ever get Alzheimers or go senile, I want someone to kill me.

Also if I lose the ability to communicate effectively, I'd want someone to kill me too.
I worked in an old folks home years ago and there was this lady who had had a stroke - you could tell that all the cogs were still turning and that she was completely coherent, except all she could say was "yes, yes, yes, no, no, no" - but with no meaning attached.
Like if she wanted tea and you asked her did she want tea, she'd say "yes, yes, yes, no, no, no".
She'd give the same response if she didn't want it.
Her life was just sitting in a chair without being able to move, go to the toilet, wash herself etc... and with no means of communicating with anyone - that would be my ultimate nightmare

i'd hate that too... if i end up in a nursing home like that will you come wipe my bum for me? more worryingly strokes is the big killer in my family

my grandad (mum's dad) and ALL but one of his siblings (including grandad) suffered from strokes. the one that didn't have a stroke died from MS :eek:

foxyboxer

What's the world record?

That + 1 day.

flutterflye

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

i'd hate that too... if i end up in a nursing home like that will you come wipe my bum for me?

No. Maybe the one who likes shopping will though.

flutterflye

My mother died of cancer when she was 36.
I have always had it in my head that I will die then too.