Mini Epiphanies

H2UMrsRobinson

What made you stop and think this week? let's keep it current, don't want to hear any stories of yore (and please let's leave religion and tax-payers out of it)

Husband just made me whopper egg and bacon triple decker toasted sandwich. Made me stop and think what a ledge he is and how I don't appreciate him enough (and also who would make them uber-sandwiches if he died or summat). Whilst eating aforementioned snack, I wandered off on a little cranial love fest for the ol' man. Won't post it here, AH would rip me to bits - but i was feeling the love.

Anyone stoned enough to know what I'm on about ?

MagicMarker

Yore god fearing tax evading mother!

Chevolution

I realised how big my hands are.......again.

The King of Moo

5 across. Had to think about it for ages.

I got it in the end.

It was "habitual."

grindle

On the bus home from work today, looking around, thinking "Jesus, some (a lot of) Irish girls are hot when they don't have to wear coats."
Sad, superficial, but true.

Gee Bag

H2UMrsRobinson wrote: »

Husband just made me whopper egg and bacon triple decker toasted sandwich.

He's really trying to murder you with cholesterol! You need to leave him ASAP! Get out of the house now!

Ficheall

H2UMrsRobinson wrote: »

Husband just made me whopper egg and bacon triple decker toasted sandwich.

I think the term is "myocardial infarction" as opposed to "epiphany".

grindle

Gee Bag wrote: »

He's really trying to murder you with cholesterol! You need to leave him ASAP! Get out of the house now!

Ficheall wrote: »

I think the term is "myocardial infarction" as opposed to "epiphany".

Double post-quote just to say "I was there."

hondasam

Husbands are overrated OP.

Pantsface

mate of mine, despite having a gorgeous child, nice husband who's doing well, nice house, hols coming up, job herself - is so miserable, which in turn makes her quite hard to deal with & nasty

she not happy, i have much less than her, i happy with my lot. just goes to show you can have a lot and still be unhappy

you gotta make the most of what you got

AnonoBoy

They said if I laid off the fags and booze I should be able to stop my mini epiphanies becoming full blown revelations.

Lando Griffin

Was going into a large retail outlet and there was a foreign national lad with brush sweeping away to his hearts content. I stopped and thought i bet there are thousands of Irish who would do that job now; but when he started the job; was probably the only one who applied; so fair play to him. When I came out of the shop he had only swept around the bin and the rest of the frontage was covered in litter. Then I spotted him walking around the corner flicking a fag butt away. I stopped and thought `bloody foreigners`

Jester252

I am always taken back on how small the world is

H2UMrsRobinson

Jester252 wrote: »

I am always taken back on how small the world is

Do you mean like meeting your neighbours, dogs, cousin on holiday small, or small in comparison to the universe and beyond small?

starlit

I over think so my head is like an on going database!

SunSet357

H2UMrsRobinson wrote: »

What made you stop and think this week? let's keep it current, don't want to hear any stories of yore (and please let's leave religion and tax-payers out of it)

Husband just made me whopper egg and bacon triple decker toasted sandwich. Made me stop and think what a ledge he is and how I don't appreciate him enough (and also who would make them uber-sandwiches if he died or summat). Whilst eating aforementioned snack, I wandered off on a little cranial love fest for the ol' man. Won't post it here, AH would rip me to bits - but i was feeling the love.

Anyone stoned enough to know what I'm on about ?

Knees, open mouth, don't forget to look up with pleading eyes and feel the love.

H2UMrsRobinson

SunSet357 wrote: »

Knees, open mouth, don't forget to look up with pleading eyes and feel the love.

I would but I'm completely stuffed after the triple decker thanks

SafeSurfer

H2UMrsRobinson wrote: »

little cranial love fest

Pics or GTFO

Sparklepants!

H2UMrsRobinson wrote: »

I would but I'm completely stuffed after the triple decker thanks

Heh I bet you were. :pac:

Pottler

A triple decker? Gotta wonder what he's after?:D In my case, when she's feeling the love after a good deed, I usually drop into the conversation how I've just spotted a lovely car on Donedeal.:)

grindle

Pottler wrote: »

A triple decker?

It's probably just an O'Briens-style triple-decker (a double-decker), not the real deal.

Badhb

H2UMrsRobinson wrote: »

What made you stop and think this week? let's keep it current, don't want to hear any stories of yore (and please let's leave religion and tax-payers out of it)

Husband just made me whopper egg and bacon triple decker toasted sandwich. Made me stop and think what a ledge he is and how I don't appreciate him enough (and also who would make them uber-sandwiches if he died or summat). Whilst eating aforementioned snack, I wandered off on a little cranial love fest for the ol' man. Won't post it here, AH would rip me to bits - but i was feeling the love.

Anyone stoned enough to know what I'm on about ?

That is vile. Disgusting. ewwhhh yuk. Divorce him immediately.
then again, whatever goes on between consenting adults....

stovelid

I realized how glad I am that I don't use the words Uber or Ledge.

KKkitty

Had surgery to sort out an ectopic pregnancy the 15th of May just gone and seeing as this was the first week after it I count myself extremely lucky that medical procedures are so high tech these days that my recovery was quick pain wise and even though stitches have yet too dissolve they will in time. I also have two sons already so they're a blessing in my life and how much worse I'd be feeling emotionally if I didn't have them around in my life. I also have a wonderful partner who's held me while I cried, made sure I ate, did housework and everything with the kids while I couldn't. I lost a tube but it doesn't mean I can't try again. I'm a very lucky woman.

Mr.Biscuits

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flutterflye

KKkitty wrote: »

Had surgery to sort out an ectopic pregnancy the 15th of May just gone and seeing as this was the first week after it I count myself extremely lucky that medical procedures are so high tech these days that my recovery was quick pain wise and even though stitches have yet too dissolve they will in time. I also have two sons already so they're a blessing in my life and how much worse I'd be feeling emotionally if I didn't have them around in my life. I also have a wonderful partner who's held me while I cried, made sure I ate, did housework and everything with the kids while I couldn't. I lost a tube but it doesn't mean I can't try again. I'm a very lucky woman.

Hope you're okay x

grindle

KKkitty wrote: »

Had surgery to sort out an ectopic pregnancy the 15th of May just gone and seeing as this was the first week after it I count myself extremely lucky that medical procedures are so high tech these days that my recovery was quick pain wise and even though stitches have yet too dissolve they will in time. I also have two sons already so they're a blessing in my life and how much worse I'd be feeling emotionally if I didn't have them around in my life. I also have a wonderful partner who's held me while I cried, made sure I ate, did housework and everything with the kids while I couldn't. I lost a tube but it doesn't mean I can't try again. I'm a very lucky woman.

Jesus, I'm about to go to bed, stop making me so sad.
:-(
Good luck in your endeavours, though.
Same happened to my brother's ex, and she had a child afterwards, so if my experience is anything to go by, 100% success beckons!

Jester252

H2UMrsRobinson wrote: »

Jester252 wrote: »

I am always taken back on how small the world is

Do you mean like meeting your neighbours, dogs, cousin on holiday small, or small in comparison to the universe and beyond small?

A little bit from column A a little bit from column B

LH Pathe

"I know.. why don't we add BAGPIPES!!"

Could I interest you in an epitaph instead "Jarvis was a chronic hipster. RIP"

KKkitty

Thanks everyone. If it had happened years ago I may not have survived. I went into my regional hospital that day and within a matter of hours I was in the theatre for the operation and my chances of conceiving are still reasonably high which surprised me. Whatever problems I thought I had before faded in comparison to what I'm going through now. I have financial worries for example but even if I was to win the euromillions it won't turn back the clock and make that egg go to where it should have.

Chamone MF

Theres billions of chinese, billions of the feckers.
Some of them live here, in case you didn't know. And they run (Chinese) takeaways. (yes among other things)

BUT since theres more of them than us - so how rong til the chicken role is reversed and WE end up in China. Then WE'LL be running oirish/western takeaways.

And THEY'LL be taking the pis5 out of our accents when we try to speak.

guitarzero

I realised how different everything is with good weather. IT SIMPLY CANNOT BE OVER STATED. In fact, I'll quote myself, ahem "I realised how different everything is with good weather". Now to paraphrase, "Gee guys, sure is nice out, sunshine and the beach, ahhhhhhh nice, nice, nice."

LH Pathe

It's like a cloud has lifted

K-9

Steak and bj day for him tomorrow.

H2UMrsRobinson

stovelid wrote: »

I realized how glad I am that I don't use the words Uber or Ledge.

I'm not proud of myself. These words seem to burrow in and become part of my vocabulary. I do draw the line at 'amaze balls' and 'totes' though.

Jaxxy

I always have my epiphanies in the shower!

Itwasntme.

guitarzero wrote: »

I realised how different everything is with good weather. IT SIMPLY CANNOT BE OVER STATED. In fact, I'll quote myself, ahem "I realised how different everything is with good weather". Now to paraphrase, "Gee guys, sure is nice out, sunshine and the beach, ahhhhhhh nice, nice, nice."

It can- I HATE the sun. It's debilitating. I am also not into the sand and beach experience. *sigh* I cannot wait for the fall and winter to get here.

Epiphany: It's amazing how much I can achieve just by believing I can. Great stuff this positive thinking.

Capt'n Midnight

Mini Epiphanies , is that a little, little Christmas