You guys ever in this position?

EdenHazard

Like, you into a girl, and for some crazy reason, you think she might like you back but then inevitably, she don't feel the same. I've crushed on 3 girls proper, and all 3 of em' are just like 'oh he's my friend':rolleyes:
Its like wtf, you start to think what's wrong with you? what am i doing wrong?
You think to yourself, I'm a good looking dude, but then reality hits!! obviously much worse problems but even still, I guess this is a pretty big first world problem
Feeling low guys
But like, how you overcome the insecurities brought about by this is what I wanna know?

Pushtrak

That sounds fairly missionary impossible.

grindle

Belieber
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Blatter

Jesus Christ

robman60

What part of the Bronx are you in, OP?

EdenHazard

More personal issue, but just how am feeling guys.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Don't despair, try harder, she might feel the same way, girls play hard to get.

flutterflye

And I was like baby, baby, baby, ooohhhh....

le la rat

Did you try writing her some poetry?

Mr.Biscuits

I know exactly.

Unrequited bloody love and you end up making a fool of yourself, chasing her and tracking her down to a log cabin where she's hooked up with some hunky doctor type.

Not me, Kirby in St Elmo's Fire - sure women love me.

Duiske

The Ian Beale of Boards.

EdenHazard

The dude from Eastenders? He has a new girlfriend/wife everytime I tune in

Smidge

I reckon you should ask your homies for advice on this one dawg

grindle

mishkalucy wrote: »

I reckon you should ask your homies for advice on this one dawg

But they be sayin' shït gets real with HadesHazard, I mean, YO, what's the dealy-deal, y'feel?

Jester252

never say never

humberklog

You could try using the word "like" less inappropriately.

The women that you do like might think that you don't like them in the same way that they understand the usage of the word Like.

Sometimes it's like a jungle out there.

grindle

humberklog wrote: »

Sometimes it's, like, a jungle out there.

Silly sausage.

EdenHazard

EdenHazard wrote: »

Like, you into a girl, and for some crazy reason, you think she might like you back

That only happens in movies

Yakult

Like omg Liek.

Smidge

grindle wrote: »

But they be sayin' shït gets real with HadesHazard, I mean, YO, what's the dealy-deal, y'feel?

I reks tha beyatch be trippin, you de foshizzle bro

grindle

Domo230 wrote: »

lol friendzoned.

Sux to be you.

Wut r dz? :-/

Jesus Wept

I hope this gets put to him during the Euros, by Dumphy or Okey-doke.
Hopefully they'll all black up and get those hats with dreds, good times.

hairyprincess

I thought this thread was going to be about kinky sex positions.

I won't lie OP, I'm disappointed. Thoroughly disappointed

shootermacg

You wouldn't be from south dublin by any chance? I can sum it up for you, women want primordial forces of nature, like me. Not some well read emo babba like you ^ ^.
Women like a bastard, not a well read bastard unless it's hello magazine. Do not try to understand a woman (not worth it, they're simple creatures), just be manly and they'll flock to you, case in point? me, my current bird had to leave dublin cos of you emo thrash and find a real tough loving man (me) in cork.

Oh and don't call your dog Byron or Shelly or some other twatt reference. Dundrum is full of you losers, man up and less QQ.

flutterflye

shootermacg wrote: »

You wouldn't be from south dublin by any chance? I can sum it up for you, women want primordial forces of nature, like me. Not some well read emo babba like you ^ ^.
Women like a bastard, not a well read bastard unless it's hello magazine. Do not try to understand a woman (not worth it, they're simple creatures), just be manly and they'll flock to you, case in point? me, my current bird had to leave dublin cos of you emo thrash and find a real tough loving man (me) in cork.

Oh and don't call your dog Byron or Shelly or some other twatt reference. Dundrum is full of you losers, man up and less QQ.

Oh my!
This post is all wrong.
All wrong!!

Bipolar Joe

You should be more honest. Me, I'm totally aware of what a goofy looking accidental-asshole I am. When you make the realisation that you're not good looking and have the personality of a grumpy rabbit, life and the tribulations of the relationships becomes a lot easier to make sense of.




Still pretty crap, though.

grindle

Andy Carroll wrote: »

I hope this gets put to him during the Euros, by Dumphy or Okey-doke.
Hopefully they'll all black up and get those hats with dreds, good times.

Same. This is what he deserves, for, like, liking, a, like, girl, like.

BlueSmoker

EdenHazard wrote: »

Like, you into a girl, and for some crazy reason, you think she might like you back but then inevitably, she don't feel the same. I've crushed on 3 girls proper, and all 3 of em' are just like 'oh he's my friend':rolleyes:
Its like wtf, you start to think what's wrong with you? what am i doing wrong?
You think to yourself, I'm a good looking dude, but then reality hits!! obviously much worse problems but even still, I guess this is a pretty big first world problem
Feeling low guys
But like, how you overcome the insecurities brought about by this is what I wanna know?

It sucks and blows big time and in all the wrong places, ok I'm guessing you are around 18/19/20/21.

Goodnews is don't change yourself for them, be their friends (if you want to be), but don't let that stop you from presueing your own interests and getting better at what you enjoy, eg better yourself for yourself.

BadNews is exactly the same as the goodnews.

Continue to be yourself and continue to be, some people have ideals at this age (like I did) that has them so focused on their dreams, that they can't see what they have right under their noses.

As John Lennon said "Life is what happens, while you are planning everything else"

He was so right : ) good luck

The King of Moo

You're still young OP, and though it might be hard to imagine, I'm sure you'll look back at things like this and laugh in the future.

Just take it easy, and don't overthink things. Just relax, and try not to focus on how you're seen by others. Try not to think too much about being successful or otherwise with women: don't even think in those terms. Try to just interact normally with everyone without worrying about what they'll think of you, romantically or otherwise.

You'll find yourself more confident and relaxed, and probably more attractive as a result.

Teyla Emmagan

Is this what prompted the 'forever alone' thread during the week? It'll pass EH, your heart will belong to another in a matter of weeks.

And if that doesn't work you should definitely think about giving up the daft looking pants.

IrishAm

shootermacg wrote: »

me, my current bird had to leave dublin cos of you emo thrash and find a real tough loving man (me) in cork.

One Dub flattened half of the Cork team by himself.

Tough men in Cork. lol

Smidge

shootermacg wrote: »

You wouldn't be from south dublin by any chance? I can sum it up for you, women want primordial forces of nature, like me. Not some well read emo babba like you ^ ^.
Women like a bastard, not a well read bastard unless it's hello magazine. Do not try to understand a woman (not worth it, they're simple creatures), just be manly and they'll flock to you, case in point? me, my current bird had to leave dublin cos of you emo thrash and find a real tough loving man (me) in cork.

Oh and don't call your dog Byron or Shelly or some other twatt reference. Dundrum is full of you losers, man up and less QQ.

Oh no...........

you are missing out on all of the women who love a sneaky geek...

guitarzero

Putting a post like this in AH is like ehm, throwing a lad who's just been rejected by 3 birds in to a fight near the 40 foot.

My suggestion is, and its worked for me plenty of times, w*nk about her and at the point of ejaculation cry out her name with all your might. Then fall to your knees with hysterical, lower lip quivering sadness of the weighty truth of life that this may be as good as it ever gets.

Then get up, dust yourself off and google buddhism.

EdenHazard

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Is this what prompted the 'forever alone' thread during the week? It'll pass EH, your heart will belong to another in a matter of weeks.

And if that doesn't work you should definitely think about giving up the daft looking pants.

No, I don't get easily taken in, but when I do, boy do I get taken in.

Don't hate on the jeans, they're swaggy.

Ah I dunno, its more my insecurities that make me down about this.

Scioch

I'd say make your interest more readable from the outset so they will either stick around because they are interested in ya or they will scarper quick fast cos they think your creepy and your touching them n stuff.

Works fine for me, any day now one of em will stick around and then I'll be well in. :cool:

Bipolar Joe

Also, I recommend getting drunk and seeing how long you can stay that way.

IrishAm

EdenHazard wrote: »

Don't hate on the jeans, they're swaggy

You do realise you are Irish, right?

Teyla Emmagan

EdenHazard wrote: »

No, I don't get easily taken in, but when I do, boy do I get taken in.

Don't hate on the jeans, they're swaggy.

You'll find someone, don't be fretting. We all get our hearts broken, it's part of life.

Have also looked up this 'swaggy' term in the interests of research:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=swaggy

Do you mean that the pants are like a massively hairy bush (female)?. Again, they may be leading you to give off the wrong signals to your potential ladyloves.

Bitches be crazy etc.

grindle

IrishAm wrote: »

You do realise you are Irish, right?

Tá an bríste géine swagíseach?

K-9

It's the friendzone thing as much as I hate that phrase. It's a tough one, don't let it get you down.

Always find when you aren't actively looking for a girlfriend they're like Dublin Bus! 2/3 come along at once and isn't that a great thing!

fonecrusher1

Ah dont worry about it OP. Its not that big a deal that this girl thinks of you as a silly big harmless eunuch that she could never have romantic notions about.

And the other 2 girls you mentioned probably thought the same.

EdenHazard

well they're all backstabbers anyway, everytime this happens I get colder and colder. Theres only so much my heart can take.

conor.hogan.2

EdenHazard wrote: »

Theres only so much my heart can take.

And you were like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4

humberklog

EdenHazard wrote: »

well they're all backstabbers anyway.

What they're saying about you to other people is probably true. You might be freaking them out more than you realise and more than they are comfortable enough to tell you about personally.

It's a very odd statement.

Sharpshooter

EdenHazard wrote: »

Like, you into a girl, and for some crazy reason, you think she might like you back but then inevitably, she don't feel the same. I've crushed on 3 girls proper, and all 3 of em' are just like 'oh he's my friend':rolleyes:
Its like wtf, you start to think what's wrong with you? what am i doing wrong?
You think to yourself, I'm a good looking dude, but then reality hits!! obviously much worse problems but even still, I guess this is a pretty big first world problem
Feeling low guys
But like, how you overcome the insecurities brought about by this is what I wanna know?

EdenHazard wrote: »

More personal issue, but just how am feeling guys.

Try this forum.:pac: