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How long were you married when...

  • 26-05-2012 4:09am
    #1
    scholar007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 902 ✭✭✭


    herself went off a bit of hows yer father?

    Me about 7 years.


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  • #2
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Perhaps she might be more up for it if you stop calling it 'How's yer father?'


  • #3
    LH Pathe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    Fathers 4 Justice!


  • #4
    finbarrk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,481 ✭✭✭finbarrk


    Must have happened earlier tonight. Or I mean it was exposed earlier tonight.


  • #5
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    How's her sexually adventurous and hotter sister. ;)


  • #6
    Lionel Messy
    Site Banned Posts: 612 ✭✭✭Lionel Messy


    Maybe she wanted a man that doesn't post on internet forums at this hour. A man like me, for instance.


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  • #7
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    scholar007 wrote: »
    herself went off a bit of hows yer father?

    Me about 7 years.

    Waiting for someone to talk about the 7 year itch?

    Lightly trolling me thinks


  • #8
    MyKeyG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,282 ✭✭✭MyKeyG


    Andy Carroll wrote: »
    Perhaps she might be more up for it if you stop calling it 'How's yer father?'
    Yeah she probably thinks he fancies her father.


  • #9
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 85,270 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    maybe you damned yourself, 007.


  • #10
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    So you're getting a divorce now is it?


  • #11
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    You were married? Jaysus


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  • #12
    Out Of The Night
    Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭Out Of The Night


    Thrilled I'm not married...


  • #13
    Gee Bag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭Gee Bag


    Andy Carroll wrote: »
    Perhaps she might be more up for it if you stop calling it 'How's yer father?'

    He is entitled to ask for a bit of 'hows your father?'

    If she refuses then he should chase her around the house Benny Hill style.


  • #14
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    "**** yourself"

    "I'm tired from ****ing your wife"

    "How's your mother?"

    "She's good, she's tired from ****ing my father."


  • #15
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,624 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Ah the seven year itch.




    Time for someone to visit an STD clinic


  • #16
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,593 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    About 5 years BEFORE we got married.


    Bitch


  • #17
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    I'm the 'herself' in my marraige.
    Only married a year, but together over 11 years.
    I'm the opposite - I want it more the more time goes on.
    I think women's sexual peak is early 30's? Something like that anyway.
    I'm not there yet anyway!


  • #18
    MsQuinn
    Registered Users Posts: 210 ✭✭MsQuinn


    If you only noticed after 7 years of marriage I'd say she probably went off it a good few years before that.

    Women are normally quite forgiving in that department but in the end we give up.

    Learn some new moves - and not porno ones.


  • #19
    Ickle Magoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    If there comes a point when your lady can't face doing the wild thing with you - then you're doing it wrong!


  • #20
    Mr.Biscuits
    Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Mr.Biscuits


    Ickle Magoo wrote: »
    If there comes a point when your lady can't face doing the wild thing with you - then you're doing it wrong!

    OP suggests his wife cheated - don't see anything about her not being able to face having sex with him.


  • #21
    Ickle Magoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    Mr.Biscuits wrote: »
    OP suggests his wife cheated - don't see anything about her not being able to face having sex with him.

    Wut? :confused: Where does the OP suggest she's cheated?


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  • #22
    xsiborg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,635 ✭✭✭xsiborg


    scholar007 wrote: »
    herself went off a bit of hows yer father?

    Me about 7 years.

    i'll revisit this thread and let you know if it ever happens! :p

    we're together now 15 years, so i dont think its your wife is the problem, its you OP... ;)


  • #23
    grindle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭grindle


    xsiborg wrote: »
    i'll revisit this thread if it ever happens! :p

    we're together now 15 years, so i dont think its your wife is the problem, its you OP... ;)

    She might not be mad about sex. It happens.
    Funny how misandry gets noticed less than misogyny.


  • #24
    Mr.Biscuits
    Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Mr.Biscuits


    Ickle Magoo wrote: »
    Wut? :confused: Where does the OP suggest she's cheated?

    Thought he meant she went off for a bit of how's your father.

    Okay, so she hasn't gone elsewhere but even so, what makes you think it's the OP's fault? Could be a million and one reasons why someone (male or female) would go off sex.

    OP, try a little Barry White or .. Dr Ruth perhaps ;)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCeZ_Sjbk2A


  • #25
    bop1977
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,066 ✭✭✭bop1977


    Maybe what she is really after is a bit of slap and tickle.


  • #26
    darlett
    Registered Users Posts: 2,313 ✭✭✭darlett


    Sindri wrote: »
    How's her sexually adventurous and hotter sister. ;)

    Don't see how this could help, the dad is probably much the same to her :P


  • #27
    xsiborg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,635 ✭✭✭xsiborg


    grindle wrote: »
    xsiborg wrote: »
    i'll revisit this thread if it ever happens! :p

    we're together now 15 years, so i dont think its your wife is the problem, its you OP... ;)

    She might not be mad about sex. It happens.
    Funny how misandry gets noticed less than misogyny.

    funny how boards brings out the amateur pop psychologists with an awful chip on their shoulder! :D

    a woman going off sex in a relationship has nothing to do with mirandry, clearly though you need to go look up the definition of misandry again!

    either that or you're doing it wrong too if that's the kind of pre-conceived notions you have! :rolleyes:


  • #28
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    OP, you are clearly not pleasing her and after 7 years of trying, she's given up on you.


  • #29
    up for anything
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭up for anything


    Try and be a bit more alert during sex for a bit rather than thinking of getting your rocks off. LISTEN to what she says she doesn't like - don't think to yourself, "well, it works in porn movies so it will work for her". Be more aware of her physical cues and act on them. Don't think that sexy gear and role play will always inject a new lease of life in your sexual activities. Mostly it's a case of working on getting the basics right. After seven years she might be embarrassed to tell you that you haven't been doing it right for her all that time.


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