Tell us a secret.

Bipolar Joe

My name isn't Joe.

hairyprincess

I'm not really a princess :eek:

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

that swedish chicks feet are kinda turning me on

kfallon

I am not a 6 times Champion jockey

PseudoFamous

I piss in the shower.

Nothingbetter2d

i have somethingbetter2do

Diego Maradona

It wasn't my hand, it was Gods.

micropig

I'm a giant pig:o

some random drunk

I actually drink very little.

blackdog2

I am not the droids you are looking for

MagicMarker

I DO know what a tracker mortgage is.

My name is Rhonda and these aren't real!

shopaholic01

I don't really like shopping:D

DEFTLEFTHAND

I'm right handed.

Nothingbetter2d

who keeps deleting my posts?

Monsieur Folie

I'm not French. =/

hairyprincess

Domo230 wrote: »

But you are hairy right?

Oh yea

mattjack

I,m happily married years, I just pretend that she wrecks my head...:)

I've also drank lots of Kopperburg today.

KTRIC

I'm not really trottle ignition response system

Shryke

Edit. I'll give a real secret. I don't like biscuits.

I actually say "ah bollix" when I do something wrong.

the groutch

Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute, purple monkey dishwasher

Pottler

I shot JR

flutterflye

Deleted User wrote: »

I actually say "ah bollix" when I do something wrong.

I actually say whoopsidaisy when I do something wrong!
Must sound like a twat!
These things happen when you have kids.
It will happen to you.
And you.
And you.

mattjack

Deleted User wrote: »

I actually say "ah bollix" when I do something wrong.

But,but... I thought Mods never did any wrong..?

I don't reveal secrets! :P

grindle

I used to galavant around town, swapping people's garden furniture and flower hanging baskets, to epic scenes of confusion I never got to witness.

Doc Ruby

Deleted User wrote: »

I don't reveal secrets! :P

Me neither, that sort of craic gets me sued. No matter how much I wish it was otherwise.

Bipolar Joe

mattjack wrote: »

But,but... I thought Mods never did any wrong..?

No one posts in Secret Thread without posting a secret. The second rule is it's OK for dude friends to photograph each other's genitalia, but don't tell anyone because it is a secret.

stovelid

I burgled a house.

rKossi

I don't know how to spell Rossi

mattjack

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

No one posts in Secret Thread without posting a secret. The second rule is it's OK for dude friends to photograph each other's genitalia, but don't tell anyone because it is a secret.

I know I want to reply to that... but my brain is saying 'shut the fcuk up' Mattjack..

FouxDaFaFa

I actually do know where the piscine is.

flutterflye

FouxDaFaFa wrote: »

I actually do know where the piscine is.

Ah ha, but ou est le bibliotheque?

hondasam

If I tell it won't be a secret anymore.

Lyaiera

I once trampled a neighbours flower bed in a state of drunken, ironic rebellion.

MsQuinn

I have 3 boobs

Johro

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

No one posts in Secret Thread without posting a secret. The second rule is it's OK for dude friends to photograph each other's genitalia, but don't tell anyone because it is a secret.

*withdraws pic*

Eh... I have to tidy up before I go to bed or else I won't sleep.

stmol32

I'm not really this tall I actually stand on me tiptoes all the time.


also heroin... I do lots and lots of heroin and pretend it's insulin.

Johro

flutterflye wrote: »

Ah ha, but ou est le bibliotheque?

Je ne sais pas.. Merde.

YourAMentalist

You dont get pregnant by saying the rosary

Out Of The Night

I have both male and female genitalia. I can be all things to all people:P

Scioch

I dont like sunshine.

flutterflye

I've never seen the Terminator movies. :eek:
Don't worry though - gonna watch the first one now.

Mr.Biscuits

I don't eat biscuits.

downwithpeace

I like peace.

grindle

The hot air from a tumble-dryer comes out of an air-vent tube-thingy.
My (knackery) neighbour's tube was beside their front door.
I once blasted it with piss.

Do we get told off if the piss-blast is true?

Wereghost

It was Earth all along.

girl in the striped socks

I wear striped socks. Most of the time, wearing flip flops & wedges the last few days

I don't know what a tracker mortgage is.
I have no understanding of politics, except that most of them are in for what they can get.
I don't know what way to vote on may 31st so I'll go with eeny, meeny, miney & mo.
And my wedding dress is costing me less than what most brides pay for their wedding shoes. One day, incredible waste & snobbery! But no one will know only me...& anyone who reads this.

abouttobebanned

stovelid wrote: »

I burgled a house.

Wo Wo....back it up there... Really?

EdenHazard

I got mad low self esteem despite having a big ego