Tell us a secret.

a fat guy

I'm not fat.

cloptrop

I love that 2 pac song that goes boom boom boom with your black ass bitch , I think its called point the finger or something . But I will not step away from my public image of thinking tupac is an arse who was largely overrated.

holystungun9

hiram wrote: »

I am a freemason...

Any chance you'd come round the farm? The fuppin' young fella knocked down the pier going into the sillage pit. Can't swing a trailer for sh1te that fella.

Bell Butter

Football is shíte.

guinnessdrinker

I don't drink Guinness very much.

flutterflye

Andy Carroll wrote: »

How about just being happy that he is happy doing it?
Mad concept but worth considering.

Oh dear- It appears I've upset the geeks.

Ah, I know he's happy doing it, blah, blah, blah.
I guess it's how guys feel when women go on about whatever they go on about - shoes, or celebs etc...
It just bores me to tears.
Same as all my psychology/sociology stuff bores him to tears.

ClosedAccount

My account isn't really closed

Lelantos

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

mattjack wrote: »

But,but... I thought Mods never did any wrong..?

No one posts in Secret Thread without posting a secret. The second rule is it's OK for dude friends to photograph each other's genitalia, but don't tell anyone because it is a secret.

Friend of mine posted a naked pick of himself on Facebook recently, I told him but not before I memed it & sent it out on the twitterverse

Rocky_Dennis

I look like Rocky Dennis

ChopShop

All Boards.ie mods possess the Anti-Life equation.

grindle

flutterflye wrote: »

I guess it's how guys feel when women go on about whatever they go on about - shoes, or celebs etc...
It just bores me to tears.

It won't seem this way to you because you're not a "geek", but games are more equivalent to music, movies or reading, not the truly pointless vapidity of high-street fashion or celeb-culture.

Eve_Dublin

I fart quite regularly on public transport. Silent but smelly ones as I'd eat a lot of veg and pulses. If I let off one and it's quite smelly, I look at the person beside me with a face of disgust so others will think its them...:cool:



Edit *Thumbleweed......*

stoneill

I was strangely aroused when watching Ladyboys on TV.
Don't tell anyone.

holystungun9

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

I fart quite regularly on public transport. Silent but smelly ones as I'd eat a lot of veg and pulses. If I let off one and it's quite smelly, I look at the person beside me with a face of disgust so others will think its them...:cool:



Edit *Thumbleweed......*

So you are metro fart girl!

poppyvally

Bell Butter wrote: »

Football is shíte.

So's golf

franciebellew

My scrotum is stuckin to my leg like sh1te to a blanket.

Tis a hot one

fasttalkerchat

franciebellew wrote: »

My scrotum is stuckin to my leg like sh1te to a blanket.

Tis a hot one

I thought you were going to tell us that Francie has cried... tears of blood.

pipelaser

I'm in love with Dudess. But just in an online capacity.:o

Tea_Bag

I dont drink tea.

fasttalkerchat

Tea_Bag wrote: »

I dont drink tea.

Ewwww so that's what the username is about!

some random drunk

I love girls with massive big fat arses. There, I said it.

Tea_Bag

pipelaser wrote: »

I'm in love with Dudess. But just in an online capacity.:o

Yea, I often wonder if Abi looks anything like her avatar. strikes me as really attractive anyway.

HankScorpio42

I didn't even give you my coat
http://www.nostalgiarush.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Hank-Scorpio-Jacket-300x224.jpg

hondasam

I don't like milk.

southcentralts

I cannot be trusted with a secret, but don't tell anyone.

The King of Moo

I hate Nuala Carey to an unhealthy degree.

In my teens I had a higher score on Rambi Arena on Donkey Kong Country 64 than the highest reader score listed in the official Nintendo magazine, but I never bothered taking a photo and sending it in.

I often fart while listening to my MP3 player, forgetting to consider whether it might be silent or not.

I'm actually very sexist and racist and am trolling everyone with an incredibly long con, which this admission is merely a small part of.

Itwasntme.

I could live without sex forever and I haven't for three years but when I am talking to my girlfriends, I pretend to be just as enthusiastic so I am not left out.

Tesco Massacre

I sometimes go into the 'things you want to say to husbands/boyfriends/etc.' thread in the Ladies Lounge just to laugh.



Disclaimer: I only find the 'I know I'm now clinically obese, but why don't you love me any more?!'-type posts amusing. Some of the others are genuinely affecting.

fasttalkerchat

Itwasntme. wrote: »

I could live without sex forever and I haven't for three years but when I am talking to my girlfriends, I pretend to be just as enthusiastic so I am not left out.

Several girlfriends and no sex??

Andy-Pandy

Despite all the sugar and candy, im kissing no girls nor making them randy.

afrodub

I love cabbage and bacon but always complain to the missus ..not this again :P

Itwasntme.

fasttalkerchat wrote: »

Several girlfriends and no sex??

Nope. Not even a whiff.

grindle

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Nope. Not even a whiff.

If there is a whiff, they may have vaginitis.

the groutch

I.......DROPPED THE SCREW.........IN THE TUNA!

FloatingVoter

I've just followed through on a pleasant fart. Not really important unless you're near the backseat of the 77A approaching Cork Street.

Yup, that's me smiling at you, gorgeous.

nua domhan

Kel doesn't like orange soda.

Shryke

nua domhan wrote: »

Kel doesn't like orange soda.

Is it true?

Pedant

I'm lackadaisy on general detail.

Rastapitts

my pitts dont really smell of weed

Wattle

I'm not the man I used to be

The King of Moo

I deliberately delay George R.R Martin from finishing his A Song of Ice and Fire series by calling him on the phone, pretending to be close friends or relatives of his and engaging him in long, meandering conversations.
I'll usually finish by giving him a suggestion for something he can change in the TV series to delay and distract him even more.

Shryke

The man actually suffered delays because of fans contacting him, but that was back in the day, 2007 I think. I e-mailed him once myself to resolve an argument. I came out right.
A really nice guy to go to so much effort.

hiram

holystungun9 wrote: »

hiram wrote: »

I am a freemason...

Any chance you'd come round the farm? The fuppin' young fella knocked down the pier going into the sillage pit. Can't swing a trailer for sh1te that fella.

I cAn back up a Massey and a lime spreader blindfolded, if you excuse the pun.....

Tea_Bag

Tea_Bag wrote: »

I dont drink tea.

No tea? Well that sucks balls.

hattoncracker

The King of Moo wrote: »

I deliberately delay George R.R Martin from finishing his A Song of Ice and Fire series by calling him on the phone, pretending to be close friends or relatives of his and engaging him in long, meandering conversations.
I'll usually finish by giving him a suggestion for something he can change in the TV series to delay and distract him even more.

:-O

You bast*rd!!!!

Winter is coming for YOU, Moo!

Joe10000

Deleted User wrote: »

No tea? Well that sucks balls.

Not necessarily, he might be the one with tea bag, the other guy might have the hot water....

btard

My parents are married.

leggo

Your ma...

...is your da.

Pacing Mule

I'm not the messiah - just a very naughty boy.

Funkfield

I stole Bosco...................