Tell us a secret.

Mr.Plough

I hate warm weather

Joe10000

How so Joe wrote: »

Does that mean all Joes are non-Joes?

There's no show like a Joe (no) show.

aaronjumper

I rather enjoyed the muppets movie.

Princess Peach

I was in the first castle, just didn't wanna talk to you.

aaronjumper

Princess Peach wrote: »

I was in the first castle, just didn't wanna talk to you.

:eek: All those nights I worried about your safety and traversed the dangers of the world, from the tallest clouds, to the dirties dungeons BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FEEL LIKE TALKING!!!! :mad:

I mutated, learned to fly and died hundreds of times and you don't even care.

I can't look at you right now.

DuPLeX

I refuse to understand .

McChubbin

Mmmmm. Latex.... *drool*

Battered Mars Bar

Fiona wrote: »

I splash people on purpose when I am driving in the rain

If they get your reg you can be sued for the price of the Armani suit they were wearing at the time.

Bipolar Joe

aaronjumper wrote: »

:eek: All those nights I worried about your safety and traversed the dangers of the world, from the tallest clouds, to the dirties dungeons BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FEEL LIKE TALKING!!!! :mad:

I mutated, learned to fly and died hundreds of times and you don't even care.

I can't look at you right now.

To make things worse, she was having kids with Bowser the whole time, the filthy Jezebel.

SIR PEADO BAILOUT

I`m two timing the bitch and I don`t gargle the micky between dipping :pac:

Wattle

I've been to paradise but I've never been to me.

grindle

SIR PEADO BAILOUT wrote: »

I don`t gargle the micky between dipping :pac:

How cum?

SIR PEADO BAILOUT

grindle wrote: »

How cum?

Ahh very well and yorself

Pdfile

Princess Peach wrote: »

I was in the first castle, just didn't wanna talk to you.

while you where sleeping i laid some pipe

Vicxas

Pdfile wrote: »

while you where sleeping i laid some pipe

Someone call for a hairy plumber?

Fiona

Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

If they get your reg you can be sued for the price of the Armani suit they were wearing at the time.

If they can afford an armani suit they can afford to get it dry cleaned

oldyouth

I can't stand small children or Honda Civics. I don't understand what people see in those noisy, useless yokes

working fool

My ex- wife's wedding dress still fits
And I look better in it than she ever did !

DuPLeX

working fool wrote: »

My ex- wife's wedding dress still fits
And I look better in it than she ever did !

yes and she looks fine without it .

The King of Moo

I can't think of anything interesting to say yet crave attention, so I resurrect threads in order to get banned, which means at least I get noticed.

Also, I smell.

aaronjumper

I like flight of the choncords. (or however you spell that word)

I'm the Hiphophippotamus,
my lyrics are bottomless!. . .
*Ahem*

FoxT

I fantasise about ....Oooh I can't say! Cos if it wasnt a secret it wouldnt be a fantasy anymore. Damn.

The King of Moo

FoxT wrote: »

I fantasise about ....Oooh I can't say! Cos if it wasnt a secret it wouldnt be a fantasy anymore. Damn.

Your sig gives you away I'm afraid.

Don't worry, you're not the first person, I get it a lot.

:pac:

blueshark22

a cushion would be more shark like than me.........

Vicar in a tutu

Im really not a vicar in a tutu:(

I dont even like tutu's:(

blueshark22

Vicar in a tutu wrote: »

Im really not a vicar in a tutu:(

I dont even like tutu's:(

ohhhhhhhhh

Vicar in a tutu

blueshark22 wrote: »

ohhhhhhhhh

Im a phony and so are you if your not a shark:pac:

Ciderswigger

I don't like cider....









"Ya put it inside 'er."
"I don't like cider. Can I put it in Fanta?"

im invisible

Godsentme wrote: »

gravity sucks anyway.

yes, yes it does. Especially near a black hole