Will My Boss Fire Me ???

Cruel Sun

I've been working in a cafe for the last four months. Everyday my boss is really mean to me. He tells me that I'm not doing enough work and he shouts at me.

Today I was cleaning the floor, and he walks over and drops a burger on the ground. "Call that floor clean, that's not clean" he shouted. He then got an omelette and mushed into a table I had just cleaned.

I snapped. I walked over to him and looked him square in the eye. "Big mistake pal" I said. I then picked up a big bowl filled with strawberry jelly and dumped it on his head. But that's not where it ends. Two of my work collegues who he has tormented for many years then began mushing spagetti bolognese in his face.

The whole cafe then began dancing and singing in synchronization. All the customers he had overpriced for all those years started cheering and suddenly music started playing. It really was quite remarkable.

This was the music that started playing.

Everyone in the cafe was dancing and then trumpets started playing. It was fantastic. We then walked out onto the street where a big parade had formed. Are boss disorientated by the commotion was staggering around while everyone was dancing and cheering all around him. It was magical. I will never forget it.

Anyway, in hindsight it may not have been the best idea in the world as it's my only source of income and the job markets fairly tough out there. Do you think he will be mad when I turn up for work on Monday?

hairyprincess

tl;dr?

Biggins

I think you will be lucky to even collect your wages already earned, to be honest.

Mint Sauce

Nah. But he will contunue to torrment you though.

flutterflye

Martin_94 wrote: »

Do you think he will be mad when I turn up for work on Monday?

Nah, few naggins, be grand.

Bipolar Joe

Be grand.

EDIT:

flutterflye wrote: »

Nah, few naggins, be grand.

Dammit, if you weren't so adorable all the fucking time I would be mad at you for getting there first.

hondasam

Martin_94 wrote: »

Do you think he will be mad when I turn up for work on Monday?

I think you would be mad to turn up for work on Monday.

Biggins

If he was as bad as you make him sound, it sounds like he was a thug/bully anyway and your better off out of the place.

delw

Nah you'll be grand OP,sure that's standard practice for bosses that are not nice

Mr.Biscuits

Yes, he will but only if you don't stop dropping acid.

LETHAL LADY

Dont you just love it when these things happen.;)

Kensington

Cool story bro, do let us know when you've written part II :pac:

Johro

In Soviet Russia, you fire boss.
Oh wait...
Not true.

Monsieur Folie

Pics?

El Weirdo

Martin_94 wrote: »

I then picked up a big bowel filled with strawberry jelly and dumped it on his head.

Fuck your job, you can shit jelly!

Lionel Messy

Threaten to report him for sexual harassment.

dark crystal

Martin_94 wrote: »

I snapped. I walked over to him and looked him square in the eye. "Big mistake pal" I said. I then picked up a big bowel filled with strawberry jelly and dumped it on his head. But that's not where it ends. Two of my work collegues who he has tormented for many years then began mushing spagetti bolognese in his face.

Whose bowel was it - and why was it full of strawberry jelly?

downwithpeace

If he does it won't matter given Broadway might be your true calling.

Cruel Sun

Kensington wrote: »

Cool story bro, do let us know when you've written part II :pac:

I will surely, it's good practise for paper 1

Stinicker

and then you woke up

Nothingbetter2d

Martin_94 wrote: »

I've been working in a cafe for the last four months. Everyday my boss is really mean to me. He tells me that I'm not doing enough work and he shouts at me.

Today I was cleaning the floor, and he walks over and drops a burger on the ground. "Call that floor clean, that's not clean" he shouted. He then got an omelette and mushed into a table I had just cleaned.

I snapped. I walked over to him and looked him square in the eye. "Big mistake pal" I said. I then picked up a big bowel filled with strawberry jelly and dumped it on his head. But that's not where it ends. Two of my work collegues who he has tormented for many years then began mushing spagetti bolognese in his face.

The whole cafe then began dancing and singing in synchronization. All the customers he had overpriced for all those years started cheering and suddenly music started playing. It really was quite remarkable.

This was the music that started playing.

Everyone in the cafe was dancing and then trumpets started playing. It was fantastic. We then walked out onto the street where a big parade had formed. Are boss disorientated by the commotion was staggering around while everyone was dancing and cheering all around him. It was magical. I will never forget it.

Anyway, in hindsight it may not have been the best idea in the world as it's my only source of income and the job markets fairly tough out there. Do you think he will be mad when I turn up for work on Monday?

i smell bullplop........u near a farm?

Bishop_Donal

You have a big role on Fair City?

DEFTLEFTHAND

Genuine laugh out load, well done that was a fantastic post, really got me in a good mood again after listening to that Marty Whelan fella for the last few hours.

flutterflye

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Genuine laugh out load, well done that was a fantastic post, really got me in a good mood again after listening to that Marty Whelan fella for the last few hours.

Should have listened to Graham Norton on bbc - far less annoying.

Trollsbury Trollington

This is from some 80's film involving inheritance and love before money right?

Joe10000

Can't remember the movie

Joe10000

Can't remember the movie but great post

emeraldstar

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

i smell bullplop........u near a farm?

Well, he was handling bowels.

Duggys Housemate

Look. These things happen. You are probably making too much of it in your head. He probably won't even remember.

cartell_best

Lads, christ, this really does sound like a jennifer anniston romcom...if ya did that to your boss (granted, OPs name is indication of age)...in real life. for your boss to manage out of your job is a major realistic result here in fairness....

flutterflye

Martin, did any of your story actually happen?
Like is it completely fictional, or based loosely on the truth?

Duggys Housemate

flutterflye wrote: »

Martin, did any of your story actually happen?
Like is it completely fictional, or based loosely on the truth?

I am going with total joke. It was the entire street breaking into song which convinced me.

flutterflye

Duggys Housemate wrote: »

I am going with total joke. It was the entire street breaking into song which convinced me.

Aww, was hoping that bit was true at least

MsQuinn

har har - love it - were back in Dali times here.

hairyprincess wrote: »

tl;dr?

You should have - lost out.

Chucken

Duggys Housemate wrote: »

Look. These things happen. You are probably making too much of it in your head. He probably won't even remember.

Like Duggy wont remember you? :eek:

gammygils

I would think you are fired sure enough. Or sacked even. Your boss seems like a prick anyways
Is it me or the 1980's starting to creep back into the workplace?

PseudoFamous

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Genuine laugh out load, well done that was a fantastic post, really got me in a good mood again after listening to that Marty Whelan fella for the last few hours.

You don't like Marty?! I think he's wonderful and sarcastic, cracks an aul joke every now and then.

BadGirl

I thought he was funny, I enjoyed his commentary....

xsiborg

flutterflye wrote: »

Should have listened to Graham Norton on bbc - far less annoying.

best qoute of the night-

when it looked like greece were in with a chance of winning in the early stages of the voting-

"the greek finance minister just died" :pac:

RobbingBandit

If he fires you report him for not having a licence to broadcast music in his premises.

That or write a better story so you don't fail your crappy creative writing class.

al28283

I don't think anyone believes you did that

Sunnyisland

al28283 wrote: »

I don't think anyone believes you did that

Why not Its happening all the time

reznov

This story is genuine. I was playing the saxophone in the backgrounds as the crowd began cheering. Afterwards, we all gathered round to watch the Eurovision and joyfully hugged each other.
Quite a gay experience if I do say so myself.

Apolloyon

Well your boss had a point. I don't recall you cleaning up that burger and omelette mess in your story. There he was just trying to help!

And you know what. I'm pretty sure that parade didn't have a valid licence.:mad:

GLaDOS

10 out of 10 OP, superb effort

stoneill

I remember one time my boss was really mean to me , so I got up on the.... oh wait, no - sorry it was a film I saw.

Jester252

This sounds like a ****ty sitcom to me