Things that are "totally not gay"

veryangryman

I love Mochas, the Nescafe sort.

Time was the box was brown so nothing looked bad about carrying them around.

Then they made them pink. :eek: I still bought regardless. My lust for quality coffee continued unabated.

But now the boxes have a picture of a chick enjoying a Mocha at the back and some speel about "Every girl should always relax blah blah"

It makes me hide the sachets every time anyones around and gives me a tinge of sadness compared with that time you try to write your name when having a wee but run out of steam.

What else out there has been ruined for you by the sudden femmininity of it?

Cowboys jumps to mind...

FatherLen

it's because mochas are gay man

newport2

veryangryman wrote: »

I love Mochas, the Nescafe sort.

veryangryman wrote: »

My lust for quality coffee continued unabated.

Blatant contradiction here, which statement is true?? :D


Fair play for still buying them, bit stupid on Nescafe's part to make them pink. It'll stop some men I'd say.

BunShopVoyeur

Ponies and stickers and MySpace.com

BigFatGiant

Leather Chaps. I miss wearing them.

RaRaRasputin

My cat complains about the same problem. He hates that his favourite cat food comes in pink boxes and makes him look emasculated.

RobbingBandit

Duckworth_Luas

Tom Cruise and John Travolta.

kfallon

A willy in a fanny

CdeC

Get a sex change and become a chick like the one on the packet!!
Then you can enjoy your Mochas unashamed.

mikemac1

Leather gear

I own a motorbike and I'll stroll around Tesco in my gear no bother

Totally not gay
In fact it's the opposite, the wimmins love the bike :cool:

cocoshovel

What are you, 16?

This reminds me of a local golf club near here who change their membership tag colour every year. This year its pink, and every grown man in the club seems to be embarrassed and terrified of displaying that they own one of these pink tags.

chin_grin

cocoshovel wrote: »

What are you, 16?

This reminds me of a local golf club near here who change their membership tag colour every year. This year its pink, and every grown man in the club seems to be embarrassed and terrified of displaying that they own one of these pink tags.

In all fairness...golf is pretty gay.

nice1franko

cooking :mad:

it's using science to make good fukcin grub!!!

Mongarra

Well I'm still going to keep wearing the Wexford Youths jersey (at least at the matches - outside I'm not so sure!).

Cee-Jay-Cee

Minis (as in the car) are totally not gay....ooops hang on a minute that not right, they are gay, TOTALLY gay.

TeddyTedson

Nips

dmcronin

CJC999 wrote: »

Minis (as in the car) are totally not gay....ooops hang on a minute that not right, they are gay, TOTALLY gay.

The classic mini is not gay, the new ones are.
Ditto VW Beetle.

smash

CJC999 wrote: »

Minis (as in the car) are totally not gay....ooops hang on a minute that not right, they are gay, TOTALLY gay.

All cars are female, so does that make MINI's lesbians?

OldGoat

chin_grin wrote: »

In all fairness...golf is pretty gay.

:eek:
Take that back!

smash

mikemac1 wrote: »

Lads getting a facial in a salon. No smutty jokes please

Totally not gay

A good session and you'll leave feeling like a new man

Yes, you're totally not gay.

But your boyfriend might be...

later12

Gardening!

It involves physical strength, a lot of DIY, and getting your hands dirty. Yet whenever you say you're going to do a bit of gardening some joker gives you abuse about pansies and floral arrangements. :mad:

Jester252

DIY is not gay

Deus Ex Machina

smash wrote: »

All cars are female

I want to know more about that theory.

mikemac1

later12 wrote: »

some joker gives you abuse about pansies and floral arrangements. :mad:

Kill them and bury them in your garden

Good fertilizer

later12

mikemac1 wrote: »

Kill them and bury them in your garden

Good fertilizer

You're right mike. Lets go get ourselves some facials and then sort out those rose bushes.

That would totally not be gay.

mikemac1

People think hockey is a sport for wimmins
They are completely wrong, it's for everyone

Hockey is a great sport to watch, very fast and skilful
Pass, pass, pass and you're in a scoring chance in no time. Must be very fit to get up and down the field

European Championships were held in UCD are a few years back

I like watching it
Totally not gay

smash

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

I want to know more about that theory.

There's loads about that theory. Do some googling!

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070212033402AAFytXT

mikemac1

mikemac1 wrote: »

Lads getting a facial in a salon. No smutty jokes please

Totally not gay

A good session and you'll leave feeling like a new man

Might not be gay, but it is overly feminine.

dmcronin

Ugg boots, originally for sheep shearers, aviators and surfer dudes and the wimmens stole the idea, like they stole trousers from us.

smash

dmcronin wrote: »

Ugg boots, originally for sheep shearers, aviators and surfer dudes and the wimmens stole the idea, like they stole trousers from us.

aviators - Not gay (unless you wear them while playing volley ball in a top gun style fashion)
surfer dudes - Well I'm sure a percentage of them are gay.
Ugg boots - Totally 100% gay on blokes!

newport2

OldGoat wrote: »

chin_grin wrote: »

In all fairness...golf is pretty gay.

:eek:
Take that back!

Ignore him OldGoat, obviously some underlying issue there with getting it in the hole....;)

Golf is cool :cool:

chin_grin

newport2 wrote: »

Ignore him OldGoat, obviously some underlying issue there with getting it in the hole....;)

Golf is cool :cool:

So...by (some vague) deduction...you like getting it in the hole? :pac:

OldGoat

chin_grin wrote: »

So...by (some vague) deduction...you like getting it in the hole? :pac:

Especially when playing in a foursome. :cool:

newport2

chin_grin wrote: »

So...by (some vague) deduction...you like getting it in the hole? :pac:

What woman doesn't?

jester77

hetrosexuals

mikemac1

If the film involves a loyal dog who has been hurt and is in pain then it's totally not gay to cry

Mans best friend

RobbieTheRobber

mikemac1 wrote: »

People think hockey is a sport for wimmins
They are completely wrong, it's for everyone

Hockey is a great sport to watch, very fast and skilful
Pass, pass, pass and you're in a scoring chance in no time. Must be very fit to get up and down the field

European Championships were held in UCD are a few years back

I like watching it
Totally not gay

Its not gay its just the men would look silly in hockey skirts same applies to that other womens sport Tennis and their skirts.

Jester252

mikemac1 wrote: »

If the film involves a loyal dog who has been hurt and is in pain then it's totally not gay to cry

Mans best friend

Or those dog trust ads
Manly tears

newport2

Threads full of men trying to convince each other that what they do and like is not gay.

minidazzler

Caramel Latte with whipped cream on top....not gay.

Frozen Strawberry Daquiri...not gay.

Having sex with a dude...a little bit gay.

smash

minidazzler wrote: »

Having sex with a dude...a little bit gay.

Only if the balls touch!

Bipolar Joe

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, the new series. Totally not gay. It's funny and has a good message. Lauren Faust was EP of it, she also was a lead story artist on Power Puff Girls, and she is fucking gorgeous.

Korean romantic comedies. Totally not gay. They're nothing like Western ones, in that they deal with legit male stuff instead of just aiming them at partarded chicks.

Nothingbetter2d

mikemac1 wrote: »

Leather gear

I own a motorbike and I'll stroll around Tesco in my gear no bother

Totally not gay
In fact it's the opposite, the wimmins love the bike :cool:

why do i picture you like this

smash

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, the new series. Totally not gay.

Bipolar Joe

smash wrote: »

What is confusing?

smash

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

What is confusing?

How a grown man can watch My Little Pony and can say it's not gay.

Capt'n Midnight

newport2 wrote: »

Blatant contradiction here, which statement is true?? :D


Fair play for still buying them, bit stupid on Nescafe's part to make them pink. It'll stop some men I'd say.

It's not pink, it's salmon.

Capt'n Midnight

RaRaRasputin wrote: »

My cat complains about the same problem. He hates that his favourite cat food comes in pink boxes and makes him look emasculated.

As if
Cats are colour blind , but can see some blue

Capt'n Midnight

mikemac1 wrote: »

A good session and you'll leave feeling like a new man

how will you break that news to your old man ?

Bipolar Joe

smash wrote: »

How a grown man can watch My Little Pony and can say it's not gay.

Because it's genuinely funny and not just for little girls. Lots of adult themes and plenty of innuendo.