Things that are "totally not gay"

Nothingbetter2d

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

As if
Cats are colour blind , but can see some blue

thats not true http://www.colour-blindness.com/general/myths/

hooradiation

MMA is totally not gay, it's just two sweaty dudes punching eachother in the dick and rolling around shirtless.
totally not gay.

I Heart Internet

Moisturising - the ladies don't want to experience a snow storm when they rub your head and tell you what a great guy you are.

BTW can't believe no one posted this yet!!

Spunk84

Gay or straight Porn by yourself.Not Gay !!!!
Gay or straight Porn with you male friends ,Absolutely GAY !!!!!!

aaronjumper

Spunk84 wrote: »

Gay or straight Porn by yourself.Not Gay !!!!
Gay or straight Porn with you male friends ,Absolutely GAY !!!!!!

How is watching gay porn by not gay? Are you the cameraman?

Mr.Biscuits

I like a nice glass of wine and a bubble bath after a long stressful day.

Cucumber slices on my eyes just top it off for me as they are so cooling.

Does that mean I like men to put their big hard throbbing dicks in me??

I certainly hope not.

cloptrop

Mr.Biscuits wrote: »

I like a nice glass of wine and a bubble bath after a long stressful day.

Cucumber slices on my eyes just top it off for me as they are so cooling.

Does that mean I like men to put their big hard throbbing dicks in me??

I certainly hope not.

Hmmm when you spend more time describing the dicks than the cucumber slices you gotta do some soul searching bud.

smash

Mr.Biscuits wrote: »

Does that mean I like men to put their big hard throbbing dicks in me??

I certainly hope not.

Depends if you're the batter or the catcher!

DesperateDan

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, the new series. Totally not gay. It's funny and has a good message. Lauren Faust was EP of it, she also was a lead story artist on Power Puff Girls, and she is fucking gorgeous.

Korean romantic comedies. Totally not gay. They're nothing like Western ones, in that they deal with legit male stuff instead of just aiming them at partarded chicks.

Oh Lauren

suicide_circus

veryangryman wrote: »

I love Mochas, the Nescafe sort.

Time was the box was brown so nothing looked bad about carrying them around.

Then they made them pink. :eek: I still bought regardless. My lust for quality coffee continued unabated.

But now the boxes have a picture of a chick enjoying a Mocha at the back and some speel about "Every girl should always relax blah blah"

It makes me hide the sachets every time anyones around and gives me a tinge of sadness compared with that time you try to write your name when having a wee but run out of steam.

What else out there has been ruined for you by the sudden femmininity of it?

Cowboys jumps to mind...

Aww man thats awful, what a bummer

aaronjumper

DesperateDan, veryangryman, suicide circus, bipolar joe.

Everyone in here has serious issues. :pac:

mikemac1

Don't jump!

Stark

Small Dairymilk bars. They went pink for a while. Thankfully they're back to manly navy again.

rain on

Jiu jitsu.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DSq13fGvRf4/TTUHBtnfgZI/AAAAAAAAADk/WhwQqbUpuFI/s1600/GayJiuJitsu.jpg

Paparazzo

Are cocktails gay? some of the classics are ok, but even they're borderline. You can get away with something like a martini if you're in a tux thanks to james bond. If you're wearing a hoodie top and runners it's gay. Anything with the word "daiquiri" in it, anything with fruit, or anything with baileys is gay. Long drink cocktails in a highball glass that aren't weird colours are ok as long as there's no garnish.

Mr.Biscuits

cloptrop wrote: »

Hmmm when you spend more time describing the dicks than the cucumber slices you gotta do some soul searching bud.

You think.

Crickey, you know, now that you mention it, I do also like to listen to Harry Connick in the car, sing musical show tunes in the shower, loooove Shirley Bassey and now and then, I like to go dogging and jerk off a few hot guys - so maybe you're right, I shall take your advice on board and give my orientation some more thought. Thanks cloptrop! xxx

dmcronin

Paparazzo wrote: »

Are cocktails gay? some of the classics are ok, but even they're borderline. You can get away with something like a martini if you're in a tux thanks to james bond. If you're wearing a hoodie top and runners it's gay. Anything with the word "daiquiri" in it, anything with fruit, or anything with baileys is gay. Long drink cocktails in a highball glass that aren't weird colours are ok as long as there's no garnish.

If in a beach/poolside bar out foreign no. In an Irish pub yes.

Paparazzo

dmcronin wrote: »

If in a beach/poolside bar out foreign no. In an Irish pub yes.

If it's served in a coconut it's acceptable too.

aaronjumper

mikemac1 wrote: »

Don't jump!

Taken down by my own joke, well done.

Jess16

Not doing or buying something because you think it might be 'gay' is pretty gay to be honest

Paparazzo

Jess16 wrote: »

Not doing or buying something because you think it might be 'gay' is pretty gay to be honest

My mate Dave wouldn't suck me off because he thought it was gay. How gay is he?

mikemac1

Wearing tight lycra cycling gear is considered totally not gay by many

If you ever read the cycling forum they have a huge list of rules to make sure they get the best look and appear like a professional racer.
I think they call it "euro" rules

Jess16

Paparazzo wrote: »

My mate Dave wouldn't suck me off because he thought it was gay. How gay is he?

Less gay than you

minidazzler

Paparazzo wrote: »

Are cocktails gay? some of the classics are ok, but even they're borderline. You can get away with something like a martini if you're in a tux thanks to james bond. If you're wearing a hoodie top and runners it's gay. Anything with the word "daiquiri" in it, anything with fruit, or anything with baileys is gay. Long drink cocktails in a highball glass that aren't weird colours are ok as long as there's no garnish.

Any cocktail is OK as long as you can actually taste the alcohol and it's not just a watered down piss drink sold for drunk girls to think they are classy.

Oh and if you order a martini "shaken, not stirred" you know nothing about martini's.

dmcronin wrote: »

If in a beach/poolside bar out foreign no. In an Irish pub yes.

Normal bar, a little gay, cocktail bar, well, if you have a pint in a cocktail bar you're probably a fool who won't try something for fear of being seen as gay because you are hiding gay feelings.

BunShopVoyeur

Paparazzo wrote: »

Are cocktails gay? some of the classics are ok, but even they're borderline. You can get away with something like a martini if you're in a tux thanks to james bond. If you're wearing a hoodie top and runners it's gay. Anything with the word "daiquiri" in it, anything with fruit, or anything with baileys is gay. Long drink cocktails in a highball glass that aren't weird colours are ok as long as there's no garnish.

The last cocktail I had was a whiskey sour. Nada gay about that, just gotta be selective

toexpress

Dunno what all this leather bashing is about I wear leather all the time and suede ... oh yeah I'm queer ... never mind carry on

Cocktails are not gay! Gin and tonic is a "cocktail"

That's like saying women drink wine and men drink beer

Paparazzo

toexpress wrote: »

Dunno what all this leather bashing is about I wear leather all the time and suede ... oh yeah I'm queer ... never mind carry on

Cocktails are not gay! Gin and tonic is a "cocktail"

That's like saying women drink wine and men drink beer

White wine is gay. Rosé is very gay.

Capt'n Midnight

chocolate starfish

Jester252

smash wrote: »

How a grown man can watch My Little Pony and can say it's not gay.

I think gays will find that offence. There has to be a new word to describe men who like MLP

Bipolar Joe

Jester252 wrote: »

I think gays will find that offence. There has to be a new word to describe men who like MLP

Bronies. I am a brony. And it is an awesome cartoon.

jimmymal

Paparazzo wrote: »

Are cocktails gay? some of the classics are ok, but even they're borderline. You can get away with something like a martini if you're in a tux thanks to james bond. If you're wearing a hoodie top and runners it's gay. Anything with the word "daiquiri" in it, anything with fruit, or anything with baileys is gay. Long drink cocktails in a highball glass that aren't weird colours are ok as long as there's no garnish.

if served in buckets not gay! fancy glasses

aaronjumper

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

chocolate starfish

It's a good album though not his best.

newport2

aaronjumper wrote: »

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

chocolate starfish

It's a good album though not his best.

Ye, it was difficult to get into. Loosened up after a bit though

LH Pathe

I would suggest you add such to category: endangered species.

In fact.. lads are going out of their way today, not to be gay.. yet only digging a deeper hole whereas in my day guys, some even dressing as ladies.. as if to prove yet still had bigger balls than the dames emselves. Back then, anyhow

Funglegunk

Things that are totally not gay...chainsaws?

Capt'n Midnight

Funglegunk wrote: »

Things that are totally not gay...chainsaws?

If you pick up a chain saw, you probably have leather legware

just saying

flutterflye

Leather pants on guys are hot.
So are cowboys.
Nothing gay about either of them.

Funglegunk

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

If you pick up a chain saw, you probably have leather legware

just saying

Ok, how about a digestive biscuit.

Bajingo

nice1franko wrote: »

cooking :mad:

it's using science to make good fukcin grub!!!

This definition should be put in the dictionary.

Jedward - uncontrollable laughter

Bajingo

A lot of over analysing going on, but it's all in the fun of the thread I suppose, i'll drink the odd pink lady or two, but if you're in a cocktail bar a long island ice tea is preferred just for the bulk alcohol content. You're gay if you're not drinking it!

kumate_champ07

patting a guy on the ass after he shows some good hustle

dave3004

Badminton.

It's not gay.

Jesus Wept

Fucking another man.

grindle

Andy Carroll wrote: »

Fucking another man.

Fact.

The guy getting fucked though, definitely gay.

Source: OZ.

Also, thanks for that "coloured-letter lets language flow naturally" trick.

smash

flutterflye wrote: »

So are cowboys.
Nothing gay about either of them.

Brokeback what?

cloptrop

Wearing the wifes pink dressing gown when you realised you missed the bin truck and have to chase him down with the green bin because its so full from all the beer cans ye drink.