Make a wish, and Teddy will do his best to make one come true

TeddyTedson

I'm granting one wish to one lucky boy or girl.
You wish you may, you wish you might, you wish your wish might just come true tonight!
Hibbiddy Dibbidy.

Delirium

delete this thread :pac:

Scioch

I'll take the elephant.

KeithM89_old

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I'm granting one wish to one lucky boy or girl.
You wish you may, you wish you might, you wish your wish might just come true tonight!
Hibbiddy Dibbidy.

I wish i had Teddys iPhone 4S :pac:

TeddyTedson

koth wrote: »

delete this thread :pac:

I tried to do that for you but it doesn't appear to be possible.
I thought you could do that if you got it fast enough, am I right?

Sunnyisland

Two frat boys were stranded at sea in a life boat. On the 4th day, a mermaid came up out of the water and offered them one wish to save their lives.

The frat boys thought about it and one shouted out,"I wish the ocean was a sea of beer." And it happened.

A litle while later the other one shouted,"Great, now we have to pee in the boat!"


Be carefull what you wish for :-)

Nodin

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I'm granting one wish to one lucky boy or girl.
You wish you may, you wish you might, you wish your wish might just come true tonight!
Hibbiddy Dibbidy.

Give three knocks so I know its you.
I was going to go for world peace and happiness to all, but yez can feck off because yiz don't deserve it.

Super-Rush

I wish you would stop posting ****e in After Hours.

You're not funny or smart.

Tbh your posts read like a child who's parents are brother and sister.

Kylo Ren

I wish Teddy all the best in his life and future en devours and that may all his pursuits bear fruit.

And an iPhone.

TeddyTedson

LordSmeg wrote: »

I'll take the elephant.

Elaborate

LH Pathe

hmm, let's see I'm feeling randomly gay. Grant me a Mitchell

Sunnyisland

Super-Rush wrote: »

I wish you would stop posting ****e in After Hours.

You're not funny or smart.

Tbh your posts read like a child who's parents are brother and sister.

:eek::eek::eek:

Jesus Shaves

I wish for you to look up some videos of planes crashing on youtube

El Weirdo

LH Pathe wrote: »

hmm, let's see I'm philling randomly gay. Grant me a Mitchell

Missed one there. Fixed.

Kylo Ren

Super-Rush wrote: »

I wish you would stop posting ****e in After Hours.

You're not funny or smart.

Tbh your posts read like a child who's parents are brother and sister.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VS4X5_-OAE8

Scioch

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Elaborate

Where's my elephant :mad:

aaronjumper

Put up a pic of you wearing a tuxedo, taking a bite from a lemon. Please?

IvySlayer

*unzips*

Trigger13222

Super-Rush wrote: »

I wish you would stop posting ****e in After Hours.

You're not funny or smart.

Tbh your posts read like a child who's parents are brother and sister.

I wish harm to this poster.

Cookie_Monster

A boat sounds tempting but I'll have to go with the mystery box

TeddyTedson

Super-Rush wrote: »

I wish you would stop posting ****e in After Hours.

You're not funny or smart.

Tbh your posts read like a child who's parents are brother and sister.

A very selfless wish,

but I wish you'd read that charter, attack the post not the poster, bitch

Kylo Ren

IvySlayer wrote: »

*unzips*

My what a lovely petite handbag you have there! Did you get it in Penneys?

admiralofthefleet

good weather for my wedding on monday coming

Scioch

Super-Rush wrote: »

I wish you would stop posting ****e in After Hours.

You're not funny or smart.

Tbh your posts read like a child who's parents are brother and sister.

Stop it your hurting him !!!

Shryke

Teddy, can I have a shark with legs. I'd like to mess with people.

Scioch

Shryke wrote: »

Teddy, can I have a shark with legs. I'd like to mess with people.

Why not use a crocodile ? Thats kinda like a shark with legs.

Links234

I wish for bigger boobs

My name is URL

I agree with the drunk mod

aaronjumper

Links234 wrote: »

I wish for bigger boobs

Any bigger than hand size is a waste.

Where To

Links234 wrote: »

I wish for bigger boobs

I wish for Teddy to have bigger boobs

admiralofthefleet

Links234 wrote: »

I wish for bigger boobs

giz a look and ill tell you if they are small

Shryke

LordSmeg wrote: »

Shryke wrote: »

Teddy, can I have a shark with legs. I'd like to mess with people.

Why not use a crocodile ? Thats kinda like a shark with legs.

Ya but a shark would be... moreish.

Where To

My name is URL wrote: »

I agree with the drunk mod

There's sober ones? :eek:

Scioch

aaronjumper wrote: »

Any bigger than hand size is a waste.

Your doing it wrong.

keith16

LordSmeg wrote: »

Where's my elephant :mad:

I love that song....reminds me of elephants.

Scioch

Domo230 wrote: »

I wish I had €17,500 so I could go to College.

Get a job.



Had to be said.

DrumSteve

Can you recreate braveheart on my front lawn, you know the bit where they are cutting him up

Scioch

aaronjumper wrote: »

The last time I tried a motorboat I nearly drowned.

Thats how I'd like to go, run out of juice while motorboating and just slip away peacefully............then wake up nice and early to take her out for a spin before work. :pac:

Bipolar Joe

I wish you would find me a girlfriend that is awesome.

IvySlayer

Keno 92 wrote: »

My what a lovely petite handbag you have there! Did you get it in Penneys?

I hate you Sean :mad:

Micky Dolenz

I wish for this thread to be in the nest,

Oh and a surprise.

Scioch

Domo230 wrote: »

Oh gee never thought of that :rolleyes:


Have 2 of them and still nowhere close

Twas a joke, I wouldnt begrudge anyone a bit of an edumacation.

Archeron

I wish I hadnt decided to eat a donut in bed. There's jam and sugar fukcing everywhere.

TheIrishGrover

I wish Teddy would stop touching me......

downwithpeace

I wish you to grant everyones wishes (Replace dangerous or harmful ones with a pizza.)

some random drunk

Teddy I wish for a nice set of boobs. Not man-boobs either, I want to have proper ones.

Also bigger boobs for Links.

Actually feck that, I wish for big boobs for all.

Micky Dolenz

All boobs are beautiful.

downwithpeace

some random drunk wrote: »

Actually feck that, I wish for big boobs for all.

Exclude me on that ever so nice offer

Super-Rush

My name is URL wrote: »

I agree with the drunk mod

Who are you calling a mod?

TeddyTedson

Super-Rush wrote: »

Who are you calling a mod?

If/When they make me a mod of AH, I'm going to rename myself, ModdyModson. **** yea
The Moddinator, the modiest mod of them all.
Um Look at that Moddy, look at that Moddy, so forth.

aaronjumper

I am starting to think Teddy isn't going to grant any of our wishes