Wednesday Funnies

MonkieSocks

Roy was out drinking with his mates and they were discussing sex as usual.

Roy decided that he liked the sound of the wheelbarrow position.

When he got home, he started playing around with his very fit looking, blonde partner.

After a short while, they were both up for it and Roy says.

"Jackie, I'd like us to try out the wheelbarrow position."

Jackie says. "The wheelbarrow position? What’s that then?"

Roy tells her. "You lie face down and I stand between your legs, then I pick you up, stick it in and bingo...awaaay we go."

Jackie says. "Sounds great, but promise me one thing.

“Roy says. “Like what?"

Blondie replies. "We don't go past my parents’ house."

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Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching tv when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen,

'what would you like for dinner my love, chicken, beef or lamb?'

I said, 'Thank you, I'll have chicken please'

She replied, 'You're having soup you fat bastard, I was talking to the cat!'