What animal would you be?

Nothingbetter2d · 30-05-2012 9:37pm

LordSmeg wrote: »

Oh and would it be that good if you didnt even know you had a sex life ? Probably for the best anyway seeing as it would mostly be rape.

i dont think rabbits see it as rape... they go in heat every few weeks

Nothingbetter2d · 30-05-2012 9:38pm

shopaholic01 wrote: »

If you're a rampant one with the mad rotating metal balls you'll be stuck in the drawer all the time.

why are the balls too cold when u first take it out of the drawer

shopaholic01 · 30-05-2012 9:39pm

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

why are the balls too cold when u first take it out of the drawer

They grate against the pelvic bone:(

Varied · 30-05-2012 9:47pm

An eagle. Hunting rodents and flying everywhere.

cocoshovel · 30-05-2012 9:52pm

a happy little wagtail

Although sometimes I wonder if they're just constantly worrying and having heart attacks, because thats what they look like. Oh, or a house martin, they always peak their heads out from their nests at me when ever I walk past. Its cute.

HazDanz · 30-05-2012 9:53pm

An Indian Sloth bear. So I could dance around and act the fool like this fella.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFcoC1FJOhA

deathrider · 30-05-2012 9:58pm

A pikachu... I don't need a reason!

lesserspottedchloe · 30-05-2012 10:14pm

A cat. No explanation necessary

30-05-2012 10:39pm

deathrider wrote: »

A pikachu...

Bless you

aaronjumper · 30-05-2012 10:41pm

A bear. You get to sleep through the winter. Mmmmm sleeeep.

Irish Guitarist · 30-05-2012 10:53pm

A bonobo. They do lots of cool stuff. Here are two examples.

Sexual intercourse plays a major role in bonobo society observed in captivity, being used as what some scientists perceive as a greeting, a means of forming social bonds, a means of conflict resolution, and postconflict reconciliation.[30] Bonobos are the only nonhuman animal to have been observed engaging in all of the following sexual activities: face-to-face genital sex (although a pair of western gorillas has been photographed performing face-to-face genital sex,[31]) tongue kissing, and oral sex.[32] In scientific literature, the female–female behavior of touching genitals together is often referred to as GG rubbing or genital–genital rubbing.

Bonobo males occasionally engage in various forms of male–male genital behavior.[33][34] In one form, two males hang from a tree limb face-to-face while "penis fencing".[33][35] This also may occur when two males rub their penises together while in face-to-face position. Another form of genital interaction ("rump rubbing") occurs to express reconciliation between two males after a conflict, when they stand back-to-back and rub their scrotal sacs together. Takayoshi Kano observed similar practices among bonobos in the natural habitat.

LH Pathe · 30-05-2012 11:04pm

Some sort of catmonkey

mikemac1 · 30-05-2012 11:09pm

Does any animal have a better life then a stallion on Coolmore Stud?

Treated like royalty, lovely area to sleep, a field all to yourself, lots of food and all the ladies brought to you

And you start retirement at age 4 or 5!