Wife has hid my polling card as she objects to me voting Yes

Rabidlamb

I know it doesn't really matter as you can produce your passport or driving license but she's hidden them too.
I wasn't for turning on the matter so now she's taken it up a level.
Retribution is required but I'm bang out of ideas, do the great minds of the forum have any suggestions.
Involving the law is out unfortunately.

Basq

Jaysus.. no end to the fun in that house, eh?

westendgirlie

I'd say she has hidden it in her minny and she wants you to play grown up hide and seek with her

John Doe1

vote no if you want vagina again

Dangerous Man

Kick her in the face?

hairyprincess

westendgirlie wrote: »

I'd say she has hidden it in her minny and she wants you to play grown up hide and seek with her

Kinda gives a new meaning to hiding the sausage!

ninjasurfer1

Hide her polling card and then you've cancelled each others votes out.

No need to go to the polling station then!!

Poor Uncle Tom

You have to be saved from yourself....

Nodin

Rabidlamb wrote: »

I know it doesn't really matter as you can produce your passport or driving license but she's hidden them too.
I wasn't for turning on the matter so now she's taken it up a level.
Retribution is required but I'm bang out of ideas, do the great minds of the forum have any suggestions.
Involving the law is out unfortunately.

Jaysus help ye if she finds out you intend to go and ride some one on the side.

Eathrin

Go out driving, she has to give you your licence back then.

IvySlayer

Hide the remote.

Leverage.

corcaigh1

Shes dead right, fair play to her!

crosstownk

Turn up at the polling station with decent ID that show's proof of identity and address. You should be OK. If it doesn't work just tell the Mrs. that it did.

That'll learn her

Although I doubt it will help you in the vagina mission.

woodoo

Hide almost all of her shoes except one paid that she doesn't like.

flutterflye

You should just do what any self respecting man would do - beat her.

GLaDOS

Wait til her time of the month comes around and hide her tampons

BUBBLE WRAP

Where do I find myself this type of woman, she seems like mighty crack.

oppenheimer1

Work ID, Cheque guarantee card, or just go down to the polling station. You never know you might know the superintendent or one of the witnesses.

bennyineire

This is the one time I might actually advocate a kick in the forehead

Ellis Dee

It sounds like both of you need a really good ride. And in your case preferably with some other bird.:):):)

IvySlayer

Change the password on her laptop!

Zebra3

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Involving the law is out unfortunately.

Chicken. :pac:

The King of Moo

I'd suggest you hand in your man card, but she's probably taken that too.

BUBBLE WRAP

flutterflye wrote: »

You should just do what any self respecting man would do - beat her.

Thumb down. :mad:

mattjack

Hide the washing machine

Pantsface

she sounds hysterical

delad

ninjasurfer1 wrote: »

Hide her polling card and then you've cancelled each others votes out.

No need to go to the polling station then!!

thats a good point actually, theres going to be a lot of wasted journeys tomorrow if couples are voting differently

flutterflye

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

Thumb down. :mad:

It was just a stupid answer to yet another stupid makey uppy thread from the op.
Calm down.
Didn't mean to burst your bubble.

Birneybau

hairyprincess wrote: »

Kinda gives a new meaning to hiding the sausage!

Explain.

Rabidlamb

The King of Moo wrote: »

I'd suggest you hand in your man card, but she's probably taken that too.

:mad:

ejmaztec

mattjack wrote: »

Hide the washing machine

She's probably hidden the ID inside it, knowing that no self-respecting man would ever go near one of those pansifying gadgets.

Trollsbury Trollington

Threaten increased levels of bed-farting, describe the concept of the dutch oven.

flutterflye

flutterflye wrote: »

You should just do what any self respecting man would do - beat her.

at chess

mattjack

ejmaztec wrote: »

She's probably hidden the ID inside it, knowing that no self-respecting man would ever go near one of those pansifying gadgets.

Possibly, but it sounds like he uses it more than her.

BUBBLE WRAP

Trollsbury Trollington wrote: »

Threaten increased levels of bed-farting, describe the concept of the dutch oven.

OP, Blast her with bed farts!

Pantsface

mattjack wrote: »

Possibly, but it sounds like he uses it more than her.

I'd say he makes grand buns too

KerranJast

Serious post alert. I'd be incredibly angry if someone prevented me from voting. It's one our most fundamental rights.

Poor Uncle Tom

KerranJast wrote: »

Serious post alert. I'd be incredibly angry if someone prevented me from voting. It's one our most fundamental rights.

hehehe

Zebra3

Sure it doesn't matter anyway.

If there's a No vote tomorrow, we'll be back out in autumn to vote the right way.

That's already been decided. :mad:

BUBBLE WRAP

flutterflye wrote: »

It was just a stupid answer to yet another stupid makey uppy thread from the op.
Calm down.
Didn't mean to burst your bubble.

Burst my bubble? BURST MY BUBBLE????

You burst my bubble a long time ago..:mad:

flutterflye

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

Burst my bubble? BURST MY BUBBLE????

You burst my bubble a long time ago..:mad:

Did I?
I'm sorry.
Hug it out??

BUBBLE WRAP

flutterflye wrote: »

Did I?
I'm sorry.
Hug it out??

Yes please!

woodoo

woodoo wrote: »

Hide almost all of her shoes except one paid that she doesn't like.

or just hide one shoe of each pair

mikemac1

Sleep with your mother in law and your sister in law

That will properly humiliate her

Biggins

Rabidlamb wrote: »

I know it doesn't really matter as you can produce your passport or driving license but she's hidden them too.
I wasn't for turning on the matter so now she's taken it up a level.
Retribution is required but I'm bang out of ideas, do the great minds of the forum have any suggestions.
Involving the law is out unfortunately.

:pac:

I like your wife! :P

Where To

Just take a credit card and utility bill with you, that will do.

Denying someone their vote should be a capital offence, I'd kill her and claim justifiable homicide.

BUBBLE WRAP

Biggins wrote: »

:pac:

I like your wife! :P

Im sorry, But I alway have to take your funny posts, seriously with that avitar.

MagicMarker

Take a shíte in her handbag.

Paparazzo

Does she like chocolate?

DEFTLEFTHAND

Send her an application into Fasci di Combattimento.

MadYaker

Trollsbury Trollington wrote: »

Threaten increased levels of bed-farting, describe the concept of the dutch oven.

Whats a dutch oven?

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