Wife has hid my polling card as she objects to me voting Yes

JONJO THE MISER

Serves you right to be honest, you would of been wasting your vote if you had voted yes.

squod

Throw one into her OP. That'll teach her.

kincsem

Obvious. You go to the polling station wearing her best dress and shoes.

bpb101

it must be hidden in the kitchen.

Sure , where else would she be?

mikemac1

bpb101 wrote: »

it must be hidden in the kitchen.

Sure , where else would she be?

Depends how long the chain from the kitchen sink reaches

Sea Filly

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Retribution is required but I'm bang out of ideas, do the great minds of the forum have any suggestions.

Um, divorce? Cite irreconcilable differences.

aaronjumper

Break her most treasured dildo?

December2012

Take her credit card, laser card, wallet, purse, whatever change is lying around.

Sure she'd only go spending it on stupid wimmin things!!

Rabidlamb

John Doe1 wrote: »

vote no if you want vagina again

6 months pregnant with our 3rd, it's not happening anyway.

Sea Filly

Rabidlamb wrote: »

6 months pregnant with our 3rd, it's not happening anyway.

Hmmm, perhaps that explains her batshít crazy behaviour? :pac:

Agent J

You don't need a polling card. Just bring some decent ID with you.

If you need to check your details where your polling station is

www.checktheregister.ie

This will bring up all the details which would be on your polling card.

Rabidlamb

squod wrote: »

Throw one into her OP. That'll teach her.

There's one there growing already, business is slow at present.

downwithpeace

Call the UN, they frown on this sort of thing and might send in a peace keeper.
Failing that, list her on eBay, seems she's got some fans in this thread so you'll get a good price.

Mech1

Tell her your not driving her to the polling station. If she's like 99% of the lazy b****es out there you will get to vote!

Palytoxin

She sounds like a cúnt tbh, tell her to grow tfu.

Kurz

I suppose you could say she is "up the poll" eh? eh?

I'll get my coat.

Paco Rodriguez

Mr Burton...is that you?

Jen Pigs Fly

Punch her in the ovaries

December2012

Rabidlamb wrote: »

6 months pregnant with our 3rd, it's not happening anyway.

Then tell her she looks fat

aaronjumper

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Punch her in the ovaries

Scrambled eggs?

Okay that was too far, I'm going.

Paparazzo

Apparently she has also taken your balls OP.

christmas2012

a bit ott everybody should be entitled to vote how they wish at the end of the day,and shouldnt go past a debate..its totally unreasonable behaviour

mravaya

make love not war!!!! at least until the polling station closes, then you cancel each others vote out.

passremarkable

good chance to get rid of her....

cloptrop

Report her to the European Union they will set up some false rape charge to do her with . Just like they did to the IMF fella and the Wiki leaks fella .

LH Pathe

Smart girl. Sense before cents; dignity before comfort.

Bruthal

Rabidlamb wrote: »

I know it doesn't really matter as you can produce your passport or driving license but she's hidden them too.
I wasn't for turning on the matter so now she's taken it up a level.
Retribution is required but I'm bang out of ideas, do the great minds of the forum have any suggestions.
Involving the law is out unfortunately.

You could do the unthinkable, and lie to her. Tell her you changed your mind, and are voting no. Get your polling card back, vote as you like, and then tell her the truth for the laugh.

Rabidlamb

It's all backfired terribly, I told her she'd caused a 6 page thread on boards & now she's threatening to hide the laptop.
I'll have nothing left at this rate.
My single vote is never going to sway it anyway, if we say no we'll all be back voting again in January to get it right this time.

Sleepy

anal. no lube.

Nothing else for it. If she asks why, tell her it's because that's what she's doing to Ireland

Shryke

Have you no balls at all OP?? WTF is with her hiding everything, does she have a condition? Get her into a psych ward and do whatever the hell you want after that.

D

Seriously, man the **** up.

Morag

Bring your birthcert, pps card and a utility bill and that will do.
After you've voted get a wire cutters and cut just one underwire on every pair of bras she owns. Ideally in a way that she cant' tell

Shryke

Also change your username to Timidlamb.

charlemont

Rabidlamb wrote: »

I know it doesn't really matter as you can produce your passport or driving license but she's hidden them too.
I wasn't for turning on the matter so now she's taken it up a level.
Retribution is required but I'm bang out of ideas, do the great minds of the forum have any suggestions.
Involving the law is out unfortunately.

Move to Europe and leave her here.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Is there some reason why you couldn't just say you weer voting no and then just vote yes when you got inside the booth? Does she go in with you>

In which case, I'd be less worried about my missing pollign card and more worried about my missing balls.

Stinicker

Smart Wife

adocholiday

That's crazy. She can't decide what way you should vote. Something tells me that you don't wear the trousers in that relationship! And threatening to hide the laptop on you too. I'd tell her to fook right off, wife or not!

December2012

Rabidlamb wrote: »

It's all backfired terribly, I told her she'd caused a 6 page thread on boards & now she's threatening to hide the laptop.
I'll have nothing left at this rate.
My single vote is never going to sway it anyway, if we say no we'll all be back voting again in January to get it right this time.

Ah here!

Whatever about impinging on your civil rights to vote, you don't go hiding somebody's laptop!!

Stinicker

What if the op was considering voting for Fianna Fail in an election? surely she would be within her grounds to have him sectioned as suffering from a mental illness or illusions? This man's wife is a perfect example of why some people should not be left vote and fair play to her for policing it.

K-9

The EU army will be in operation soon, join them and get your vengeance, dissenters can be shot then.

Where To

K-9 wrote: »

The EU army will be in operation soon, join them and get your vengeance, dissenters can be shot then.

As long as the only shoot dissenters and not dioutsiders I'll be happy out

K-9

Where To wrote: »

As long as the only shoot dissenters and not dioutsiders I'll be happy out

Unfortunately it'll be bit like the ESM, all EU army members will enjoy immunity from prosecution.

Will be great coke and hooker parties though, another reason for the OP to make sure he votes Yes. Join the army, kill the wife, have one hell of a party and immune from laws.

Greentopia

Tell her you've only really ever wanted two kids and if she decides to have the third she's on her own.

You know it's the only appropriate response OP.

cc181187

Slap here around the place, women should have never got the vote never mind hiding your polling card....unless it's like a tax on kitchen appliances or something like that

old_aussie

Ask her if it's alright if you wear some pants.

Shryke

Does she beat you up sometimes?

micropig

Well, if it's a no vote we know exactly who to blame.


And this time it won't be the banks, the politicians or the public sector.

I blame RabidEwe:mad:

Rabidlamb

Stinicker wrote: »

What if the op was considering voting for Fianna Fail in an election? surely she would be within her grounds to have him sectioned as suffering from a mental illness or illusions? This man's wife is a perfect example of why some people should not be left vote and fair play to her for policing it.

Don't worry, I'd top myself if I ever voted for them again

December2012

AGAIN????????

Blazer

I suggest this.

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