Wife has hid my polling card as she objects to me voting Yes

donalg1

Hide her hairdryer

seamus

I think you know what you have to do.

Take her polling card. And her clothes. And her shoes. And her makeup.

Go down to the polling station dressed in drag. Make sure you loudly tell everyone in the polling station that your name is Mrs Rabidlamb and you're here to vote Yes.

In fact, video it.

Then wait until she goes into labour, just as she has to start pushing show her the video on your phone. This will push her beyond boundaries of rage and man-hatred that she ever thought possible, so much so that she will burn out her angry cells and never be angry or crazy again.

You can thank me in 4 months.

Pataman

Blast her with piss!!


This is "After Hours"

Pataman

seamus wrote: »

I think you know what you have to do.

Take her polling card. And her clothes. And her shoes. And her makeup.

Go down to the polling station dressed in drag. Make sure you loudly tell everyone in the polling station that your name is Mrs Rabidlamb and you're here to vote Yes.

In fact, video it.

Then wait until she goes into labour, just as she has to start pushing show her the video on your phone. This will push her beyond boundaries of rage and man-hatred that she ever thought possible, so much so that she will burn out her angry cells and never be angry or crazy again.

You can thank me in 4 months.

Ah now you see your plan is folly!
Wimminz can rejuvenate angry cells and in fact, even more grow, so you would be in even deeper dooodooo.

Weylin

Rabidlamb wrote: »

I know it doesn't really matter as you can produce your passport or driving license but she's hidden them too.
I wasn't for turning on the matter so now she's taken it up a level.
Retribution is required but I'm bang out of ideas, do the great minds of the forum have any suggestions.
Involving the law is out unfortunately.

:pac::pac: who wears the trousers in your house :pac::pac:
what a pussy u are :pac:
now be a good boy and play in the shed:pac:

Stiffler2

Good - I'm glad,

you should be voting no anyway.


No to austerity, vote the opposite of what the regime wants, isn't that how it works ?

Jester252

Stiffler2 wrote: »

Good - I'm glad,

you should be voting no anyway.


No to austerity, vote the opposite of what the regime wants, isn't that how it works ?

More like vote opposite of what the government what because they haven't fixed the pothole in front of your house

suicide_circus

KerranJast wrote: »

Serious post alert. I'd be incredibly angry if someone prevented me from voting. It's one our most fundamental rights.

Sorry for off topic but voting is nowhere near one of our "fundamental" rights.

stefanovich

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

Where do I find myself this type of woman, she seems like mighty crack.

Or on crack

the purple tin

Rabidlamb wrote: »

I know it doesn't really matter as you can produce your passport or driving license but she's hidden them too.
I wasn't for turning on the matter so now she's taken it up a level.
Retribution is required but I'm bang out of ideas, do the great minds of the forum have any suggestions.
Involving the law is out unfortunately.

I hate to say it but she's really left you with no alternative OP.
You're going to have to burn her sewing kit :eek:

suicide_circus

K-9 wrote: »

The EU army will be in operation soon, join them and get your vengeance, dissenters can be shot then.

Join the Mobile Infantry and save the world. Service guarantees citizenship!

phasers

take all of her bras and sell them on ebay.

cloud493

That is one of the funniest things I've ever read on these forums.

hooradiation

Rabidlamb wrote: »

I know it doesn't really matter as you can produce your passport or driving license but she's hidden them too.
I wasn't for turning on the matter so now she's taken it up a level.
Retribution is required but I'm bang out of ideas, do the great minds of the forum have any suggestions.
Involving the law is out unfortunately.

For a fictional creature, she's awfully clever.

liamhana

Threaten to have the impending child named Enda (or Edna) Kenny, and that even if she manages to get her preferred name on the cert you'll only ever refer to the new arrival as "Enda...named after the greatest Mayo Taoiseach since the last one" (charlie)

Carter P Fly

Play with her affectionaly and then, when shes distracted, Feed her to a Giant Python.

Video it and out on youtube so loads of peole can say you're horrific while others compare it to eating mcDonalds.

ThinkAboutIt

I wouldn't worry too much, a Yes vote is a certainty today, it'll be her that looks like the mug when she see's the result.
One vote doesn't make a difference, just be happy with a Yes vote, which is 100% assured anywho.

2rkehij30qtza5

Your wife sounds like a psycho!
How dare she treat you like this...trying to remove one of your most basic rights as a citizen of this country.

FloatingVoter

Just back from voting "Yes". Rabidlamb's missus swayed my vote. Congratulate her from me.