How can you tell a good pint from a bad one?

The Jammy dodger

I'm sitting here having a bottle ( not a pint :P ) of coors light. I have this feeling from the first sip that it don't taste like the other one I've had. Is it a bad bottle? How would I know?

Someone once told me that a bad pint is usually the first one from the top of the keg and the last one from the bottom of the keg. But how to tell you have been served ( or opened ) a bad one?

Random

if it takes **** then its a bad pint?
seems simple.

shopaholic01

Colour, smell, taste and level of carbonation usually.

Nothingbetter2d

a bad pint will give ya an awful dose of the trots

Random

Random wrote: »

if it takes **** then its a bad pint?
seems simple.

If your pint takes **** then yeh, I'd say that's a bit of a give away :eek:

Senna

If it tastes bad, then its bad, if it tastes good, then its not Coors Light.

Doctor Jimbob

The Jammy dodger wrote: »

I'm sitting here having a bottle ( not a pint :P ) of coors light. I have this feeling from the first sip that it don't taste like the other one I've had. Is it a bad bottle? How would I know?

Someone once told me that a bad pint is usually the first one from the top of the keg and the last one from the bottom of the keg. But how to tell you have been served ( or opened ) a bad one?

If the beer's piss anyway it's kinda hard to tell.

HazDanz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uCwhZYSQ_0

Frynge

if its larger and its cloudy, steer clear unless you had already planned on sitting on the s8itter all night

DEFTLEFTHAND

You'll always notice it in Guinness, certain bars are known for having sh1te pints.

3ndahalfof6

you get the leprechaun on your shoulder to run down your arm and taste it first.

kippy

If you have to ask, it's a bad pint.

HazDanz

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

You'll always notice it in Guinness, certain bars are known for having sh1te pints.

Nothing worse than a bad Guinness, it's pure pain to drink and upsets your stomach as you know it's just sitting inside you causing havoc.

Battered Mars Bar

Coors?! bwahaha

cocoshovel

You can just tell by the taste. Its really hit and miss. Some people say that the small countryside pubs pints taste like dirt because they havent been pouring many pints and its been sitting in the pipes for ages, but Ive had some of the best pints in countryside pubs, and some of the worst in city pubs.

But over all, it really is hit and miss. Bad pint usually has this dirty stale/damp taste off it.

Big Lar

Drink more OP they tend to get better as the night goes on

anhedonia

what kinda mincer drinks coors light?

Frynge

HazDanz wrote: »

cowboys ted, fecking cowboys.

Shryke

Once a person knows a drink they can tell if they get a bad one. It only takes a bit of cop on to notice. Guinness is the main culprit. A bad pint is foul. I only order it in certain places.

Paparazzo

If you're served a Coors Lite it's a bad one.

The Jammy dodger

anhedonia wrote: »

what kinda mincer drinks coors light?

Me!

Well. I'm probably being paranoid. I decided to use a local guinea pig and gave them to sip and said it was fine. I held the bottle up to the light and it's not cloudy. Drank it and it's got plenty of carbnation in it. I just feel it smells a little different from the other one I've had.

Ah well, I'll be back later I guess lookin for cures for diarrhoea :pac:

scamalert

not to offend anyone what they drink put $hite like bud,heineken,carlsberg not to mention cheaper beers are utter piss,try some proper european beers that cost half of that crap in pubs and after few week compare,what shtie you were drowning yourself in :cool:

The Jammy dodger

scamalert wrote: »

not to offend anyone what they drink put $hite like bud,heineken,carlsberg not to mention cheaper beers are utter piss,try some proper european beers that cost half of that crap in pubs and after few week compare,what shtie you were drowning yourself in :cool:

I had Budvar once ( European beer ) and I nearly died after it. It really was that bad of a beer.

Brendog

By how difficult your **** is the next morning.

flash1080

The Jammy dodger wrote: »

I had Budvar once ( European beer ) and I nearly died after it. It really was that bad of a beer.

He said "proper european beers"