counting sheep.......

hairyprincess

I couldn't sleep last night so I started the old trick of sheep counting, what a ****ing mistake that was.

There I was lying in my cot thinking of these woolly white yokes in lovely green fields frolicking with their offspring in the sun. The thinking of the lambs got me thinking about delicious chops and legs of lamb roasted with garlic and Rosemary, served with creamy mash and roasted vegetables and yummy gravy made from the juices of the lamb.

Naturally that led on to me thinning about dessert. Chocolate dessert in particular. And the sensuous, voluptuous Nigella.

At this stage I was wide awake and starving, and slightly turned on if truth be told. So now today I look as if I've been dragged through a hedge backwards And I'm hungry.

Wheat fecking eejit thought counting sheep would help a person get to sleep?

AeoNGriM

Nigella - I would hit that like the fist of an angry God.....then she would cook me a fabulous 4 course meal, whereupon I would hit that all over again.

shopaholic01

Serves you right - leave the poor ickle lambs alone . They're just sooooooooooo cute.

Steven81

Count their legs not the sheep that will get you to sleep quicker

Dravokivich

I've actually grown rather fond of Lamb hearts over the last year. Was in the butchers yesterday and they had a packet of'em out. was so tempt to get'em.

hmmmmmmmmm yummy

dr.bollocko

Dravokivich wrote: »

I've actually grown rather fond of Lamb hearts over the last year. Was in the butchers yesterday and they had a packet of'em out. was so tempt to get'em.

hmmmmmmmmm yummy

Recipe plz and thx.

davet82

anytime i count sheep i fall asleep but my slumber dosen't last long due to sheep related nightmares...

replace the raptors in jurrasic park with sheep

clever girl, baaaaaaaaa!!!

Bad Panda

I was going to suggest counting tits...of all shapes and sizes...

Duggy747

I count how many lamb chops I'd love to eat.

davet82

Duggy747 wrote: »

I count how many lamb chops I'd love to eat.

wont work, you'll end up in a tesco at 4 in the morning looking for mint sauce

Mr Benevolent

At this stage I was wide awake and starving, and slightly turned on if truth be told.

Flick flick flick...

Dravokivich

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Recipe plz and thx.

No recipe.

Set the oven to 180, dazzle'em with some salt, throw a bit of tin foil over the top of'em and leave'em in for an hour. Take the tinfoil off and have'em in again for 15/20 mins.

Comes out tasty.

newport2

Bad Panda wrote: »

I was going to suggest counting tits...of all shapes and sizes...

That would have me up all night. Literally.

Jester252

Count the legs then divide by four

OneArt

I sometimes try counting sheep to get to sleep but it never works. I just can't fit enough in my bedroom.

I've tried that too. I usually lose count and end up frustrated.

Micky Dolenz

Thought it was a "how many lovers you've been with" thread.

kfallon

Never worked for me, I started counting lambs one night, got Allan Lamb the cricketer, then Dave Lamb from Come Dine With Me, Larry Lamb (Eastenders actor), George Lamb the TV Presenter and then I got stuck, thought some more about it, got frustrated and ended up all night thinking about it!

If anyone else know's anyone else famous called 'Lamb' please let me know

hairyprincess

kfallon wrote: »

Never worked for me, I started counting lambs one night, got Allan Lamb the cricketer, then Dave Lamb from Come Dine With Me, Larry Lamb (Eastenders actor), George Lamb the TV Presenter and then I got stuck, thought some more about it, got frustrated and ended up all night thinking about it!

If anyone else know's anyone else famous called 'Lamb' please let me know

Lamb chop. And Shari Lewis.

Sindri

kfallon wrote: »

Never worked for me, I started counting lambs one night, got Allan Lamb the cricketer, then Dave Lamb from Come Dine With Me, Larry Lamb (Eastenders actor), George Lamb the TV Presenter and then I got stuck, thought some more about it, got frustrated and ended up all night thinking about it!

If anyone else know's anyone else famous called 'Lamb' please let me know

Lamby Pyjamy. He's a lamb that wears pyjamas and he rides a motor cycle. He's a badass.

frag420

I could not sleep one night so I started counting sheep which didnt work so I started counting pigs instead. I was thinking of them rolling in their own shoite, sniffing each others holes, eating their own shoite as only pigs can do. Then I got thinking about sausages and rashers and what I would have for breaky. I imagined then covered in ketchup, BBQ sauce and black pepper in a three seeded brown roll.

This in turn got me thinking about a Vannessa Felts & Mary Harney breakfast roll. Two pigs in a roll.......................

That was two yrs ago and I have not slept since.

Nothingbetter2d

hairyprincess wrote: »

I couldn't sleep last night so I started the old trick of sheep counting, what a ****ing mistake that was.

There I was lying in my cot thinking of these woolly white yokes in lovely green fields frolicking with their offspring in the sun. The thinking of the lambs got me thinking about delicious chops and legs of lamb roasted with garlic and Rosemary, served with creamy mash and roasted vegetables and yummy gravy made from the juices of the lamb.

Naturally that led on to me thinning about dessert. Chocolate dessert in particular. And the sensuous, voluptuous Nigella.

At this stage I was wide awake and starving, and slightly turned on if truth be told. So now today I look as if I've been dragged through a hedge backwards And I'm hungry.

Wheat fecking eejit thought counting sheep would help a person get to sleep?

dreaming about eating rabidlamb eh?

kylith

Dravokivich wrote: »

No recipe.

Set the oven to 180, dazzle'em with some salt, throw a bit of tin foil over the top of'em and leave'em in for an hour. Take the tinfoil off and have'em in again for 15/20 mins.

Comes out tasty.

Try stuffing them with breadcrumbs and herbs. Mint is good, and so is thyme.

hairyprincess

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

hairyprincess wrote: »

I couldn't sleep last night so I started the old trick of sheep counting, what a ****ing mistake that was.

There I was lying in my cot thinking of these woolly white yokes in lovely green fields frolicking with their offspring in the sun. The thinking of the lambs got me thinking about delicious chops and legs of lamb roasted with garlic and Rosemary, served with creamy mash and roasted vegetables and yummy gravy made from the juices of the lamb.

Naturally that led on to me thinning about dessert. Chocolate dessert in particular. And the sensuous, voluptuous Nigella.

At this stage I was wide awake and starving, and slightly turned on if truth be told. So now today I look as if I've been dragged through a hedge backwards And I'm hungry.

Wheat fecking eejit thought counting sheep would help a person get to sleep?

dreaming about eating rabidlamb eh?

Are you crazy?! He's voting yes today, I'd probably choke on him

Nothingbetter2d

hairyprincess wrote: »

Are you crazy?! He's voting yes today, I'd probably choke on him

lol he will be a lean lambchop if the yes vote gets its way.... we will all be very lean while the bankers and bond holders get fat from our tax money.

Battered Mars Bar

Sheep, lesbian fantasies, chocolate...this thread has everything :pac:

MrFrisp

Bad Panda wrote: »

I was going to suggest counting tits...of all shapes and sizes...

Maybe the OP isn't into those sort of things?





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Nothingbetter2d

Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

Sheep, lesbian fantasies, chocolate...this thread has everything :pac:

it even has plenty of calories too eh Battered Mars Bar?


How many Calories are ya?

Mr Benevolent

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Thought it was a "how many lovers you've been with" thread.

It depends where you live really.

Cee-Jay-Cee

You should just have had a wánk and fallen asleep afterwards, simpler and more pleasureable.

Battered Mars Bar

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

it even has plenty of calories too eh Battered Mars Bar?


How many Calories are ya?

932 according to internetz :cool:

http://www.livestrong.com/thedailyplate/nutrition-calories/food/mars/deep-fried-mars-bar/

Plenty of carbs, I'll be ripped in no time :pac:

Nothingbetter2d

Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

932 according to internetz :cool:

http://www.livestrong.com/thedailyplate/nutrition-calories/food/mars/deep-fried-mars-bar/

Plenty of carbs, I'll be ripped in no time :pac:

jaysus... ya best stay away from hungry scottish fishermen so

Mr.Biscuits

"I just got here, why would you slit my little throat and roast my young innocent heart??"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VUpooyewNU

Gummy Panda

Could you not just have a ****?

Caiseoipe19

AeoNGriM wrote: »

Nigella - I would hit that like the fist of an angry God.....then she would cook me a fabulous 4 course meal, whereupon I would hit that all over again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

kylith

Mr.Biscuits wrote: »

"I just got here, why would you slit my little throat and roast my young innocent heart??"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VUpooyewNU

Because you're delicious. Now hold still while I get the mint sauce.

hairyprincess

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Could you not just have a ****?

Hmmmm, no.

Gummy Panda

hairyprincess wrote: »

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Could you not just have a ****?

Hmmmm, no.

Why? it would tire you out

Sauve

I always felt kinda sorry for guys who have a **** to go to sleep- cos they gotta get up and clean themselves up (posh **** excepted of course).
Much easier for girls

Mr.Biscuits

Unless they're squirters.

Sauve

Mr.Biscuits wrote: »

Sauve wrote: »

Much easier for girls

Unless they're squirters.

That's controllable. Mostly :cool:

Novella

Now I'll never be able to count sheep again.

When I've counted them in the past, I always just pictured a stone wall with a gate and the cute, fuzzy sheep would be happily jumping over the gate. I'd count them as they jumped. I've never seen a sheep jump now that I think about it.

hairyprincess

Gummy Panda wrote: »

hairyprincess wrote: »

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Could you not just have a ****?

Hmmmm, no.

Why? it would tire you out

Meh, it's not my thing