Benjamin Aguero...

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Neil3030

I bet he ends up playing in a death metal band.

GLaDOS

What if he doesn't want to play football?

What if he wants to dance?

Chips Ahoy

with the way footballs gone now there's probably scouts watching him already and real madrid and barca have gone into a bidding war over him

Probably a scout report was done on the day of his birth saying he can spot a gap, has an eye for space and has a good quick delivery

ciano1

Surprised Wenger hasn't snapped him up yet!

AnCapaillMor

Chips Ahoy wrote: »

Probably a scout report was done on the day of his birth saying he can spot a gap, has an eye for space and has a good quick delivery

Don't forget a good dribbler.

SEPT 23 1989

Yeah but his mother has two left feet

Underground

Be funny if he became an interior designer.

A_Sober_Paddy

The fact that his father, Grandfather & Godfather are/where all top footballers, even if his useless he'll have a career, clubs will have because of who is family are, he'll be given plenty of chances to have a descent career...

Captain Morgan Freeman

Id laugh if it turned out Heskey was the father.

Jax Teller

i thought i read somewhere that he's been signed up already .

Jimmy Iovine

He has an amazing right foot for a 2 year old. There are lads on my soccer team who have been playing for 15/20 years and they can't kick the ball as well as he can. To hit a bouncing ball at that age is incredible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2oCUWe7Ejo

lubo_moravcik

Could he handle a wet and windy midweek game at Stoke though?

Samich

lubo_moravcik wrote: »

Could he handle a wet and windy midweek game at Stoke though?

oh my god....

Jimmy Iovine

lubo_moravcik wrote: »

Could he handle a wet and windy midweek game at Stoke though?

I think this "joke" should be added to the charter as a bannable offence. It lost all it's humour about 3 years ago.

GavRedKing

Jimmy Iovine wrote: »

I think this "joke" should be added to the charter as a bannable offence. It lost all it's humour about 3 years ago.

Throw it into the feedback thread sure.

Seen the pic on FB the other day and I was convinced it was a girl that Aguero had. Either way, no pressure at all young man.

:pac:

jaykay74

lubo_moravcik wrote: »

Could he handle a wet and windy midweek game at Stoke though?

All things considered I'd say he'd shit himself

kitakyushu

AnCapaillMor wrote: »

Don't forget a good dribbler.

Has been known to lose his bottle tho.

NIMAN

How media obsessed are footballers that they think we really need to see their offspring playing at home?

Anyway, after naming him that, good chance he'll be more into ballet ....;)

sReq | uTeK

He's already thrown his toys out of his pram at the thought of playing in the same team as mario.

dahat

Looks like he has a dodgy hammo already from that video!!.....

Fizman

Carrying a bit of weight too. Body composition is all wrong and doesn't look like he'd be able to get up and down the pitch.

alchemist33

Jimmy Iovine wrote: »

He has an amazing right foot for a 2 year old. There are lads on my soccer team who have been playing for 15/20 years and they can't kick the ball as well as he can. To hit a bouncing ball at that age is incredible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2oCUWe7Ejo

Pah, edited highlights. Anyone can look good on youtube.

Orando Broom

How is Manchester United prodigy, Kane Jackson faring? Signed by United as a four year old in 1994. They couldn't pay him, obviously, but Hi-Tec gave him free kit and 'Shoot!' did an article with himself and the newly signed Roy Keane.

Jimmy Iovine

Orando Broom wrote: »

How is Manchester United prodigy, Kane Jackson faring? Signed by United as a four year old in 1994. They couldn't pay him, obviously, but Hi-Tec gave him free kit and 'Shoot!' did an article with himself and the newly signed Roy Keane.

He's a van driver. Too much too soon. He gave up playing at 12. By right he should be only getting serious about it at that age. He never had a chance really.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/3940860/Back-of-the-netor-brback-to-the-day-job.html

Pinturicchio

Around the time he was born there was a story somewhere about Inter trying to 'sign' him.

Orando Broom

Jimmy Iovine wrote: »

He's a van driver. Too much too soon. He gave up playing at 12. By right he should be only getting serious about it at that age. He never had a chance really.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/3940860/Back-of-the-netor-brback-to-the-day-job.html

It really is a disgrace how children can be commodified by clubs in such a way.

NIMAN

Orando Broom wrote: »

It really is a disgrace how children can be commodified by clubs in such a way.

Shouldn't that be 'by their parents'?