Man's drinks...

Daveysil15

Do you think the kind of drink you order reflects your masculinity?

Yes. Noone ever takes my masculinity seriously when I order a piña colada

Thefirestarter

Yes, that's why all my pints of Guinness come with a little pink umbrella on the side.

Being hard in front of the women an all that.

Where To

I drink water out of a plastic 40 gallon barrel

My name is URL

WD40

Red Hand

I drink my own blood, and t'is pure alcohol.

frozenfrozen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_R6YpLpV90

babymanval

I exclusively drink WKD Blue because it's the ultimate lads' drink... Oh the tomfoolery me and the chaps get up to out on Landann town sculling a few down, what with our practical jokes and gambits.

up for anything

My brother used to hate the taste of most drinks and in those days (late 70s, early 80s) wine in a pub was a hit and miss affair but he loved liquers. He used to get slagged about it and told it was a waste of money but he was sure enough of himself to put up with it. "6 pints of Smithwicks, 2 pints of Guinness, 2 Paddy's and a Creme de Menthe for the girlfriend" is typical of the comments.

Pushtrak

Anyone who gives a crap one way or the other is probably showing more about their mindset than the person who orders something.

frag420

Pint of vodka with a Guinness head barkeep!!

flutterflye

Yes, most definitely.
People are always basking in the glow of my chiseled chin and oozing biceps whenever they see me with my vodka and coke.

Sky King

Its easy to make Bacardi Breezer etc. look manly. Just buy four of them and stagger round spilling them on people and having the craic.

southcentralts

buckfast jagermeister and coke - da black monday - smells like tar, looks like tar, tastes like tar and will put hair on your chest hair.

The King of Moo

I mostly drink coffee, sometimes a cappucino or mocha.

Once, I had a delicious strawberry hot chocolate.

On the infrequent occasions I drink alcohol, I drink whiskey.

Please reassure me that this is socially acceptable!!

cruais

up for anything wrote: »

My brother used to hate the taste of most drinks and in those days (late 70s, early 80s) wine in a pub was a hit and miss affair but he loved liquers. He used to get slagged about it and told it was a waste of money but he was sure enough of himself to put up with it. "6 pints of Smithwicks, 2 pints of Guinness, 2 Paddy's and a Creme de Menthe for the girlfriend" is typical of the comments.

Well I'd rather down 6 Creme de menthe than take a sip of smithwicks! Gick!

Daveysil15

What about cider? I've heard many people say that's a woman's drink, or its only for teenage boys. I do like the auld cider in the summer time though. Tis refreashing!

biko

I find that drinking baby Guinness makes my hands look massive.
Girls like big hands.

biko

biko wrote: »

I find that drinking baby Guinness makes my hands look massive.
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Like when you take a picture of your willy beside a snack size mars bar and a funsize can of coke?

kowloon

biko wrote: »

I find that drinking baby Guinness makes my hands look massive.
Girls like big hands.

I find touching myself makes my hands seem massive .

Edit: Curses on you Whoopsadaisydoodles!!

Gary4279

17 pints of Guinness being pissed against the wardrobe is just about right....

Chuck Stone

Babycham for me please.

saywhatyousee

Daveysil15 wrote: »

What about cider? I've heard many people say that's a woman's drink, or its only for teenage boys. I do like the auld cider in the summer time though. Tis refreashing!

Cider is the Devils piss vile drink.Captain Morgan and Paulner are the way forward.Also no man should ever be seen drinking Coors light

Coriolanus

No. I drink gin & tonic. It seems to be mascara thinner for women though.

kirving

Vodka Martini.

Shaken, not Stirred.

Daveysil15

saywhatyousee wrote: »

Cider is the Devils piss vile drink.Captain Morgan and Paulner are the way forward.Also no man should ever be seen drinking Coors light

Yes well Budweiser is headache in a can, but you don't hear me complaining.

Deus Ex Machina

The alpha male to end alpha males, Ernest Hemingway's drink of choice was the rather effeminate Daiquiri

If you're a real man it matters not a fuck what you drink.

Rabies

if i like it, i'll drink it.
thats it

Daveysil15

Rabies wrote: »

if i like it, i'll drink it.
thats it

I agree. Unfortunately a lot of people are of the opinion that if you're not necking pints of horrible tasting larger then you're not a real man.

darrcow

pimms in a pint glass

krudler

babymanval wrote: »

I exclusively drink WKD Blue because it's the ultimate lads' drink... Oh the tomfoolery me and the chaps get up to out on Landann town sculling a few down, what with our practical jokes and gambits.

I've literally never seen a guy drinking WKD on a night out, ever,who are those ads even aimed at?