Little things that 'shock' you

brummytom

I put shock in inverted commas because I don't mean shock as in 'that's horrific', more as in 'wow, that's not what I expected'.


A few of us went out tonight with our teacher. She was a legend, bought us cocktails and stuff. We asked her what she thought of other teachers and she was like "ah, he's a fucking twat". The rest of us looked at each other like 'miss just said fúck!!'. Not what you expect to hear at all.


I'm very drunk.

'How shít this thread is' isn't a valid response as it's blindingly obvious.

Mr.Biscuits

Someone your age still up at this hour and drunk too :mad:

Get to bed!

chin_grin

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

juan.kerr

Finding a floater in a work toilet.

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licking a battery.

Samich

Do ya want a chewing gum do ya? Here's a juicy fruit. That shocks me

Pushtrak

This thread will probably be very volting.

El Weirdo

She's grooming you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6qe3D8sCYc

squod

brummytom wrote: »

I put shock in inverted commas because I don't mean shock as in 'that's horrific', more as in 'wow, that's not what I expected'.


A few of us went out tonight with our teacher. She was a legend, bought us cocktails and stuff. We asked her what she thought of other teachers and she was like "ah, he's a fucking twat". The rest of us looked at each other like 'miss just said fúck!!'. Not what you expect to hear at all.


I'm very drunk.

'How shít this thread is' isn't a valid response as it's blindingly obvious.

She was going to ride you. Now you're at home. Shocked now?

Mr.Biscuits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyMQLrnbBgE

vicwatson

Laylah Better Saloon wrote: »

licking a battery.

Specially the 9volt ones :eek:

Battered Mars Bar

Thinly veiled "I'm a student who had beers with my sexy teacher and we made sexy time" thread, just to make old men like me jealous and sad.

Yakult

Bet she would have been shocked by your little thing! Let us know

grindle

Every time I spout my opinion on a subject that seems black and white, very obviously correct to me, and someone doesn't agree...

'wow, that's not what I expected'.

...flashes through, but I've jaded with age human contact, and now presume the negative response awaits, so...

'wow, that's unfortunately what I expected'.

blackben

I'm just so shocked - OMG - I mean, like, OMG - I'm just so shocked.

Washington Irving

squod wrote: »

She was going to ride you. Now you're at home. Shocked now?

I doubt it, this is brummytom we're talking about

Jesus Wept

She sounds a bit pathetic tbh, though I'm sure it gave the students a thrill.

Sharpshooter

brummytom wrote: »

A few of us went out tonight with our teacher. She was a legend.

Not *THAT* teacher.......:eek:

brummytom wrote: »

I'm very drunk.

Don't post her pic!

You know what I'm saying.;)

stupidusername

Person in cursing shocker! :eek:

Dempsey

brummytom wrote: »

A few of us went out tonight with our teacher. She was a legend, bought us cocktails and stuff. We asked her what she thought of other teachers and she was like "ah, he's a fucking twat". The rest of us looked at each other like 'miss just said fúck!!'. Not what you expect to hear at all.

After our last day of school, we ended up drinking with several of our teachers at a strip show.

seanmc1980

Dempsey wrote: »

After our last day of school, we ended up drinking with several of our teachers at a strip show.

spooooffffffffff

Dempsey

seanmc1980 wrote: »

spooooffffffffff

what?

mawk

electrons

af_thefragile

Them metal bits on tredmills after you've been running on them for a while.

Damn static electricity!!!

Stiffler2

nothing shocks me anymore tbh...







except maybe electricity

later12

I always think it's amazing when you get on the Dart or the Luas and it's full so there are some inevitable middle aged people standing up, just chatting to their friends waiting for the departure, not holding onto the railings.

Then we take off, and they all almost fall over. They get a right shock, and think it's the queerest thing in the world.

It's almost like they weren't expecting physics to happen that time.

Jester252

Stiffler2 wrote: »

nothing shocks me anymore tbh...







except maybe electricity

Get rubber sole shoes

DrumSteve

Samich wrote: »

Do ya want a chewing gum do ya? Here's a juicy fruit. That shocks me

What sort of bastard would do that?

bambera

Took apart a disposable camera out of boredom as a kid. Felt like someone had crept up behind me and shook me by the shoulders. That livened things up.

Mickey Dazzler

You teacher seems to have a real professional attitude. Did she go down on you after you snorted a line of charlie off your ass?






.............and they call me Michael Dazzler............