Things you just accept

Pottler

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Try it with her favourite tipple instead, whisky is an acquired taste;)

Baileys, women love Baileys. And it's Irish - patriotism and Happy-time, it's got it all, could catch on. I see the slogan already-"Shop local, dip your wang in Baileys- The Chicks love it".

shopaholic01

Pottler wrote: »

Baileys, women love Baileys. And it's Irish - patriotism and Happy-time, it's got it all, could catch on. I see the slogan already-"Shop local, dip your wang in Baileys- The Chicks love it".

Or Baileys on the c*ck as opposed to on the rocks. It's a PR wet dream.

weemcd

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

That I'll never find a girl who finds the prospect of sucking whiskey off my erect dick appealing.

Yeah you will, chin up!:cool:

I just accept that the general public are a set of self entitled fúckwits who don't listen, who understand the word no, who don't own up to their own mistakes, and blame everyone but themselves.

travelledpengy

The cops constantly breaking the law themselves... on the phone while driving etc!

Pottler

travelledpengy wrote: »

The cops constantly breaking the law themselves... on the phone while driving etc!

They're allowed. If you've been to Templemore and gone through their rigorous Driving courses, you are trained to be an expert driver, well able to control a car while using a mobile phone. The fact that Wilsons is jammed full of Garda cars in total sh1te from being wrapped around various inanimate objects is no reflection on anything.

Jiminy13

Like d way people know in one part of the world old men have 9 year old girls as wives yet they persecute sum youngfellaini for admiting he finds young people attractivr. Absolutle bizzare you will all die so real ly the jokes on you

Pottler

Jiminy13 wrote: »

Like d way people know in one part of the world old men have 9 year old girls as wives yet they persecute sum youngfellaini for admiting he finds young people attractivr. Absolutle bizzare you will all die so real ly the jokes on you

Indeed. Soo, you 13 or you a "pretendy 13"? No idea why, but I picture you tapping away at an old, stained Dell laptop wearing an anorak and a bitter expression and wishing the "go again" recycle time on fapping were shorter..

Jammy Donut

That you just lost 'The Game'

Deus Ex Machina

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Try it with her favourite tipple instead, whisky is an acquired taste;)

Na, has to be whiskey, it's my fetish that matters, not her taste. Hence my difficulty finding a willing female.

jonsoc33

ud never see a normal left wing redtop stabbing a normal rightwing bluetop walking down the road it appers to be reserved for only to persecute some people.

also modern jesus refuses to die for other peoples stupidity and sins and god told him hed have to nuke the planet if they continue slaughtering jesus in the light of technology.

flutterflye

jonsoc33 wrote: »

ud never see a normal left wing redtop stabbing a normal rightwing bluetop walking down the road it appers to be reserved for only to persecute some people.

also modern jesus refuses to die for other peoples stupidity and sins and god told him hed have to nuke the planet if they continue slaughtering jesus in the light of technology.

Ha! Dafuq?!

Jester252

I just accept that the sun will rise again when it goes down. I don't know what I would do if it never came back

pebbles21

I accept that my $hite does indeed smell!

af_thefragile

I accept I'll never be as smart as some of the genius kids in my class. Its mental how they manage to get first honours in every single exam and for me if I just manage to pass, its a major event in my life...

Johro

jonsoc33 wrote: »

ud never see a normal left wing redtop stabbing a normal rightwing bluetop walking down the road it appers to be reserved for only to persecute some people.

also modern jesus refuses to die for other peoples stupidity and sins and god told him hed have to nuke the planet if they continue slaughtering jesus in the light of technology.

*cough*

con1982

People talking about the weather first thing every morning in work . rage

Oranage2

Gerkins on a McDonalds burger

Diabhal Beag

I accept that for the next month bandwagon football fans who don't know what club Glen Whelan plays for will become opinionated and really annoying.

Nothingbetter2d

don ramo wrote: »

so went to the cinema earlier in mahon point in cork, i got my ticket a medium coke and pack of sweets, as the coke poured i noticed something odd that it seemed to change colors back and forth from clear to black, indicating to me that it wasnt 100% coca cola, but i said noting as its the same coke everyone else drinks there, but i found i couldn't finnish the drink in the film cause i got a weird taste at the back of my throat from it,

yet i still didnt bother complaining, anyone else just accept this crap,

mahon isnt my local cinema but it was showing a film i wanted to see,

those coke machines use a mix of syrup and water and gas

Mint Sauce

The moon landings.

getzls

I must not back cheek the Mods. Trying to accept this, not easy.:cool:

Thoie

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

Na, has to be whiskey, it's my fetish that matters, not her taste. Hence my difficulty finding a willing female.

Well, is it good whiskey? Or just some cheap stuff you picked up for the purpose?

DHennessy

Gifts

Vicar in a tutu

Visa and Mastercard.

af_thefragile

Vicar in a tutu wrote: »

Visa and Mastercard.

But not laser... it sucks!

Vicar in a tutu

af_thefragile wrote: »

But not laser... it sucks!

Yeah I dont know why I cant accept it. Must be some kinda glitch:pac:

im invisible

Oranage2 wrote: »

Gerkins on a McDonalds burger

i've learned to accept them, and i think my life is better for it

Pedant

Things you just accept?

The supposed necessity of the state.

Galwayguy35

That I will die one day.

teednab-el

That it is harder to meet nice girls in Ireland.

Mr Benevolent

teednab-el wrote: »

That it is harder to meet nice girls in Ireland.

Yeah, we have a much lower birth rate in Ireland because of that. It's a scientific fact.

TL;DR: Go somewhere other than Copper's.

jonsoc33

Never believe the western media thay paint middle east eastern world as kip with governmetn murdwring innocent people ...newsflash the westesers paradise comes a t a hige cost the west kill way way more people than u cud possibly imagine the west is a lying fake joke. Talk talks about how corrupt eastern football is ha western football is far more corrupt so corrupt its invisible. just to take one example

jonsoc33

West is so well developed everytong is hidden then they just spout on about less developed countries n howardlives forever. Fin christie ha duke fukin nukem

Mickey Dazzler

That one day I may no longer be able to fellate myself.

Galwayguy35

Mickey Dazzler wrote: »

That one day I may no longer be able to fellate myself.

Maybe get someone else to do it for ya.

jonsoc33

D homophobic bulling continues from 'innocent' childhood right thru to ur 20s wen they shhot the defectors dead. X and y theres no z jus constant conflict y men women vs x men women it will end thanks to my junkie hippies who wud be scientists if it werent for tha drugs thanks u for my fire power d bomb thanks u

Shryke

Some people just don't make sense.

mcmoustache

jonsoc33 wrote: »

D homophobic bulling continues from 'innocent' childhood right thru to ur 20s wen they shhot the defectors dead. X and y theres no z jus constant conflict y men women vs x men women it will end thanks to my junkie hippies who wud be scientists if it werent for tha drugs thanks u for my fire power d bomb thanks u

Stop selling your medication to college stoners.

FishBowel

You will always have to ask for a receipt in most Irish shops. They won't give you one if you don't ask.

Sappa

I accept all Irish politicians are on the take somehow.