Come on, own up. Who has sexted?

1ZRed

I'm guilty of doing it on more than a few occasions:o

But **** it! It was fun:D



By sexting I mean sending dirty pics not sexy texts! Everyone and their granny has done that;)

eth0

I'm having a great sexting session at this very minute! Mighty craic.

Jogathon

Would love it.. Chance would be a fine thing!!

Itwasntme.

I have. It's the only sex thing I am good at-I basically suck at everything else, so yay sexting.

Where To

Itwasntme. wrote: »

I have. It's the only sex thing I am good at-I basically suck at everything else, so yay sexting.

Sexy PM sent

admiralofthefleet

who hasnt tbh?

Sexting is an unbelievably stupid word.

Dirty texting, that's where it's at.

admiralofthefleet

Deleted User wrote: »

Sexting is an unbelievably stupid word.

Dirty texting, that's where it's at.

left handed texting;)

(or right handed texting for children of satan)

Mr.Crinklewood

Give me 17 examples.

ahnowbrowncow

No, changing your friends girlfriends number in their phonebook to yours and then sexting them is where it's at.

Doc Ruby

I don't get it. Is this where you make salacious suggestions to a partner via text message? Why not just wait till they get home and make the suggestions then when you can do something about it?

minidazzler

Doc Ruby wrote: »

I don't get it. Is this where you make salacious suggestions to a partner via text message? Why not just wait till they get home and make the suggestions then when you can do something about it?

Because sometimes it's to a person you want to bone who you won't see for a while, just to make sure the interest is still there.

ahnowbrowncow

Doc Ruby wrote: »

I don't get it. Is this where you make salacious suggestions to a partner via text message? Why not just wait till they get home and make the suggestions then when you can do something about it?

Anticipation is the mother of all aphrodisiacs

Dercola

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

left handed texting;)

(or right handed texting for children of satan)

:mad: I'm a right handed texter. Altho admittedly, that's from years of using my right hand on the mouse, while the leftie got up to all sorts of devilish deeds -_-

admiralofthefleet

your ambiwanktrous?:D

1ZRed

Doc Ruby wrote: »

I don't get it. Is this where you make salacious suggestions to a partner via text message? Why not just wait till they get home and make the suggestions then when you can do something about it?

No I mean full on cock shots or otherwise. I wouldn't consider 'making salacious suggestions' sexting...thats wayyy too tame nowadays

Bob the Seducer

Dercola wrote: »

:mad: I'm a right handed texter. Altho admittedly, that's from years of using my right hand on the mouse, while the leftie got up to all sorts of devilish deeds -_-

Like typing, typing filthy searches into google no doubt... I know your kind!

Doc Ruby

1ZRed wrote: »

No I mean full on cock shots or otherwise. I wouldn't consider 'making salacious suggestions' sexting...thats wayyy too tame nowadays

A picture paints a thousand words as they say...

Battered Mars Bar

Nah, I just *fcuk 'em. :cool:



*after several months courting romantically with flowers, poems and other such idyllic gestures. Needless to say I dare not penetrate a womans vagina without the explicit consent of her father and or legal guardian.

Pedant

Nearly every bloody day when I was with my ex. It was nice at first but then got kinda annoying when he was texting me randomly with explicit stuff in the middle of day during lectures or when I'm out with people.

1ZRed

Pedant wrote: »

Nearly every bloody day when I was with my ex. It was nice at first but then got kinda annoying when he was texting me randomly with explicit stuff in the middle of day during lectures or when I'm out with people.

Oh I can imagine one of your friends saying "hey, you got a t...whoa! noice:cool:"

Mr.Biscuits

Be very careful, as predicatively speaking, it's so easy to say you're gonna 'kick' when you meant 'lick' - restraining orders are not fun.

Pedant

1ZRed wrote: »

Oh I can imagine one of your friends saying "hey, you got a t...whoa! noice:cool:"

Yeah, I know right. And the last thing you want is to get a hard on when you have stuff to do. There's a time for sex, usually whenever possible but mainly at night.

puzzle factory

why are all the gurls in my mobile telephone related to me, or massive.

Pantsface

Its all so different these days, mad

I remember with boyfriends when i was a teen, ringing or waiting for them to ring you on your parents land line. No sexting, no dirty pics, it was all so nice and lovely, the heights of it were a hand job on the pitch at the back of wanderers... good times

1ZRed

puzzle factory wrote: »

why are all the gurls in my mobile telephone related to me, or massive.

That's a puzzle isnt it? Would've thought you were up to solving it tbh...;)

1ZRed

Pantsface wrote: »

Its all so different these days, mad

I remember with boyfriends when i was a teen, ringing or waiting for them to ring you on your parents land line. No sexting, no dirty pics, it was all so nice and lovely, the heights of it were a hand job on the pitch at the back of wanderers... good times

Such an innocent time back then:rolleyes:

browner85

mmh any one wana sext?

Pantsface

1ZRed wrote: »

Such an innocent time back then:rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

Jiminy13

dats nathin de news thing is masterbating at each other on the bus. no touching just rweal life it rocks!

cloud493

I find sexting, webcaming, or indeed anything sexual, or even dating, or even meeting people romantically over the internet, ****ing weird. So no, I have not.

Pantsface

cloud493 wrote: »

I find sexting, webcaming, or indeed anything sexual, or even dating, or even meeting people romantically over the internet, ****ing weird. So no, I have not.

there is an element of creepy involved

1ZRed

Pantsface wrote: »

:rolleyes:

No I mean as in, so innocent back then, as if!:p

Pantsface

1ZRed wrote: »

No I mean as in, so innocent back then, as if!:p

Oh, we were dirty, but it were straight forward, IE: did you give him a hand job? Etc

none of this facebuke, photos, etc

good times

Lionel Messy

In the words of Nike - Just Do It.

Witchie

Of course I have. Apparently I give great hand.

Snowie

sexting with an i phone can be dangerous tho :pac:

Biggins

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

who hasnt tbh?

Seriously though. I don't due to that, I don't want to such material to haunt/be used against me later.

herisson

It's just a bit of fun tbh!!

I did it last night.....love birthday sexts!

I dont see the harm in it!

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/404399_340572725961724_139729956046003_1338144_1325571649_n.jpg

af_thefragile

Wtf is sexting?

How can once have sex via texts?! You send some dirty text and you're there waiting forever for a reply to come back...


Cybersex on the other hand, where is my robe and wizard hat?... :pac:

beco2010

one bit of advice, always wear protection when sexting as from experience. one dirty night of it you throw caution to the wind, then she comes back telling you she is pregers

af_thefragile

beco2010 wrote: »

one bit of advice, always wear protection when sexting as from experience. one dirty night of it you throw caution to the wind, then she comes back telling you she is pregers

What if it isn't yours. Did you check her inbox?

beco2010

af_thefragile wrote: »

What if it isn't yours. Did you check her inbox?

it was a black nokia

i have a samsung


iv been paying credit every week

it might not be mine:eek:

LimGal

I like to text one of my b*tches about how Im gonna take a big dump in her mouth and make her eat it in front of me while I pull the brains of meself on her boobies..........she fecking luvs it the durty little cum-receptacle......

beco2010

LimGal wrote: »

I like to text one of my b*tches about how Im gonna take a big dump in her mouth and make her eat it in front of me while I pull the brains of meself on her boobies..........she fecking luvs it the durty little cum-receptacle......

galway girl what a song

foleypio

LimGal wrote: »

I like to text one of my b*tches about how Im gonna take a big dump in her mouth and make her eat it in front of me while I pull the brains of meself on her boobies..........she fecking luvs it the durty little cum-receptacle......

DURTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, then jesus wept

phill106

beco2010 wrote: »

one bit of advice, always wear protection when sexting as from experience. one dirty night of it you throw caution to the wind, then she comes back telling you she is pregers

Phone sex is even worse, you might get hearing aids...

LimGal

phill106 wrote: »

Phone sex is even worse, you might get hearing aids...

...........or you could even end up with poo in your mouth,,,,,,,,,,

phill106

LimGal wrote: »

...........or you could even end up with poo in your mouth,,,,,,,,,,

You eat da poopoo?

LimGal

phill106 wrote: »

You eat da poopoo?

My b*tches luuuuuvvvv to eat da poopoo............nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom poopoo nom............