Are you ugly ?

CommanderC

Be honest now....

None of this beauty is in the eye of the beholder bull ****.

If you're ugly mother****er..hands up

Battered Mars Bar

Im gawjuz bbz mwah x

Pushtrak

But if I put my hands up, how can I post? :pac:

I'm better looking than this man.
http://weird-websites.info/Real-or-Fake/Real-or-Fake-Pictures/ugliest-man-in-world.jpg

Jen Pigs Fly

ImA BebOooo StUnnAzzzz!

CommanderC

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm better looking than this man.
http://weird-websites.info/Real-or-Fake/Real-or-Fake-Pictures/ugliest-man-in-world.jpg

DENTAL PLAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

admiralofthefleet

ive a face like a bag of broken bells

KeithM89_old

Someone once told me iv a face like a gone-off omelette.

Diego Maradona

Yes, I have a face like a melted welly.

leggo

I'm horrible looking. But I'm lethal with a bottle of chloroform. So I do alright.

Pottler

Luckily, no. Tall dark and handsome. That's balanced by the fact that I'm also arrogant, argumentative and grumpy. There's always a trade off.

Bipolar Joe

Yes.

Professey Chin

Could be worse, could be better. Id make a good extra in some film

Gummy Panda

No. I is cutez

Chips Ahoy

well my father once said to me "you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly! If a strange man offers you a ride, I say, take it!"

LETHAL LADY

I was told once I had nice hands.

LizT

I'd give myself a solid 3.5 out of 10.


So yes.

flutterflye

I've a great personality.
Oh wait... I don't.
Hmmm....
Must be good looking then.

Many moons ago I thought I was but I don't feel that way now.

brummytom

Yeah, I've got a face that looks like it was on fire, I tried to put it out with a shovel, but that didn't work so I used a fire extinguisher and had a bad allergic reaction to it.


I've got it all going for me.

PizzamanIRL

Yes, but i make up for bad looks with a good personality, which means sweet **** all.

Vicar in a tutu

I was blessed with beautiful ears :pac:

Bipolar Joe

There should be an AH meet for us ugly fuckers where we dominate the sh!t out of some bar or club and ruin everyone's night. Bring your own paper bags.

Dr.Sanchez

I'm alright I guess. I believe this extract taken from my CV gives potential employers an idea of my character and a possible visual image of my stature/appearance.

"A man distinguished by exceptional courage, nobility and strength, able to face and deal with great danger or fear without flinching... Pleasing in appearance especially by reason of conformity to ideals of form and proportion."

Scioch

I'd give myself a 6.5/10. Kinda between good looking and meh. Good looking on first glance perhaps but little bit of a disappoint on closer inspection.

Jim_Kiy

Are you OP?
Ugly is a state of mind imo.

KeithM89_old

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

There should be an AH meet for us ugly fuckers where we dominate the sh!t out of some bar or club and ruin everyone's night. Bring your own paper bags.

You mean AH beers??

brummytom

Jim_Kiy wrote: »

Ugly is a state of mind imo.

It's more the state of your face

Bipolar Joe

KeithM89 wrote: »

You mean AH beers??

Only minus the one or two cute people. You're only allowed in if literally no one in the group would want to fuck you ever.

MistyCheese

Define "are".

Bipolar Joe

MistyCheese wrote: »

Define "are".

Present indicative plural and 2nd person singular of be.

EdenHazard

There's no such thing as ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bipolar Joe

EdenHazard wrote: »

There's no such thing as ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd show you how wrong you are but my image is banned from the Internet.

bhovaspack

I have a beautiful soul, man.

CommanderC

Jim_Kiy wrote: »

Are you OP?
Ugly is a state of mind imo.

I look like Olly Murs. 3 people have told me that including my 10 year old neighbour.

Im happy with that.

I've what I deem to be a good head of hair, a nice pair of boobs, and an unfit but otherwise not terrible looking body.

But my face is pretty damn ugly looking. Even with makeup on, it's pretty bad.

Sure you can't win 'em all.

Richard Hillman

I was very handsome, still quite handsome on most days but the looks are deteriorating

abouttobebanned

I ain't got no alibi.

CommanderC

CommanderC wrote: »

I look like Olly Murs. 3 people have told me that including my 10 year old neighbour.

Jeez, kids can be cruel. Don't worry, I'm sure you're not as ugly as Olly Murs.

the groutch

My mother said I've got a great face for radio

Archeron

I have beautiful eyes. Five of them.

Table Top Joe

Never seen so many people embrace their ugliness.....fair play

Bipolar Joe

Table Top Joe wrote: »

Never seen so many people embrace their ugliness.....fair play

I like to balance out all of the bullsh!t self-descriptions people give in Relationship Issues.

Scioch

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I like to balance out all of the bullsh!t self-descriptions people give in Relationship Issues.

You mean like "am I beautiful?" - "of course honey"

When your actually thinking "fcuk no, your ugly as shít but I'm no brad pitt myself so its not like I can do any better".

Bipolar Joe

LordSmeg wrote: »

You mean like "am I beautiful?" - "of course honey"

When your actually thinking "fcuk no, your ugly as shít but I'm no brad pitt myself so its not like I can do any better".

No, I mean like the constant barrage of threads with a sentence like "I'm quite good looking, fit body, why can't I meet someone decent?"

jokettle

I have horrible droopy sad-puppy eyes, like maggie gyllenhaal but without the attractive face/body surrounding them.

LH Pathe

Not if I look on intentionally, but yes if I accidentaly catch a glimpse, you get me

crazygeryy

Yes.but ive a big langer.

MistyCheese

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Present indicative plural and 2nd person singular of be.

Thank you. In that case I are not even ugly in the slightest.

fergal.b

I find the right makeup and choice of clothes helps me



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poppyvally

Theres a picture of me on the mantlepiece to keep the children away from the fire