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Anti-misery thread

  • 03-06-2012 1:30am
    #1
    Scuid Mhór
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭


    I want you all to know you're beautiful people with fine prospects in life! When it comes down to it, just be glad you're alive. Because you could wake up dead tomorrow! :D


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  • #2
    Pushtrak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,640 ✭✭✭Pushtrak


    Scuid Mhór wrote: »
    I want you all to know you're not beautiful people with fine prospects in life! When it comes down to it, just be glad you're alive. Because you could wake up dead tomorrow! :D
    FYP.

    But it's ok. This is AH.


  • #3
    Vicar in a tutu
    Registered Users Posts: 901 ✭✭✭Vicar in a tutu


    Scuid Mhór wrote: »
    I want you all to know you're beautiful people with fine prospects in life! When it comes down to it, just be glad you're alive. Because you could wake up dead tomorrow! :D

    Nothing worse than waking up dead! So frustrating:mad:


  • #4
    Pushtrak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,640 ✭✭✭Pushtrak


    Vicar in a tutu wrote: »
    Nothing worse than waking up dead! So frustrating:mad:
    Fecks things up for the day, so it does.


  • #5
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    I hit my girlfriend with a sledgehammer once and it cured her crippledness.

    (is that a word?)


  • #6
    Wereghost
    Registered Users Posts: 324 ✭✭Wereghost


    * Vomits copiously, vows to introduce OP to best friend Paine. *


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  • #7
    ardinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,246 ✭✭✭ardinn


    (this is my chance)

    VAGINA'S
    images.jpg
    http://slaneyfishing.com




  • #8
    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    inb4 I wake up dead tomorrow.


  • #9
    deathrider
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    Vicar in a tutu wrote: »
    Nothing worse than waking up dead! So frustrating:mad:

    That happened me once too. The shock of being dead almost killed me.


  • #10
    Vicar in a tutu
    Registered Users Posts: 901 ✭✭✭Vicar in a tutu


    deathrider wrote: »
    That happened me once too. The shock of being dead almost killed me.

    Snap. but you'd know all about that wouldnt you ''Deathrider'':cool:


  • #11
    deathrider
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    Vicar in a tutu wrote: »
    Snap. but you'd know all about that wouldnt you ''Deathrider'':cool:

    DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!!


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  • #12
    Vicar in a tutu
    Registered Users Posts: 901 ✭✭✭Vicar in a tutu


    deathrider wrote: »
    DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!!



    Quit waking up dead!:mad:


  • #13
    Pdfile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,115 ✭✭✭Pdfile


    Scuid Mhór wrote: »
    I want you all to know you're beautiful people with fine prospects in life! When it comes down to it, just be glad you're alive. Because you could wake up dead tomorrow! :D

    sometimes i just wake up... thats a decent feeling.


  • #14
    Itwasntme.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    ardinn wrote: »
    (this is my chance)

    VAGINA'S

    Vagina's what?


  • #15
    LH Pathe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    ardinn wrote: »
    [SIZE="1"](this is my chance)[/SIZE]

    [SIZE="7"]VAGINA'S[/SIZE]

    Vagina's what?

    Think he means Vaginas, as-in but not actually in


  • #16
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    so, OP got some last night then methinks?! :D;)


    or else theres someone out there as perky and glorioously happy as myself the past while :) , whichever it is yay!!!


  • #17
    Lionel Messy
    Site Banned Posts: 612 ✭✭✭Lionel Messy


    Somebody's been smoking a bit of hash.


  • #18
    Ms.M
    Closed Accounts Posts: 439 ✭✭Ms.M


    Scuid Mhór wrote: »
    I want you all to know you're beautiful people with fine prospects in life! When it comes down to it, just be glad you're alive. Because you could wake up dead tomorrow! :D

    Ah you cheered me up Scuid Mhór!


  • #19
    Jester252
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Jester252


    I woke up alive this morning. So today is a good day


  • #20
    Vicar in a tutu
    Registered Users Posts: 901 ✭✭✭Vicar in a tutu


    Scrawny71 wrote: »
    * Vomits copiously, vows to introduce OP to best friend Paine. *

    I actually read that as ''vomits curiously'' :rolleyes:


  • #21
    Wereghost
    Registered Users Posts: 324 ✭✭Wereghost


    ^ Think my dog did that, once. Well, the curiosity actually happened after the vomiting, but close enough.


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  • #22
    Vicar in a tutu
    Registered Users Posts: 901 ✭✭✭Vicar in a tutu


    I know exactly what you mean sadly:(


  • #23
    Invader_Zimmy
    Site Banned Posts: 69 ✭✭Invader_Zimmy


    As far as I am aware there never has been a proven case were a dead person woke up.


  • #24
    Scuid Mhór
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    Invader_Zimmy wrote: »
    As far as I am aware there never has been a proven case were a dead person woke up.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2007356/Shocked-woman-dies-funeral-heart-attack.html

    ;)


  • #25
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    "you could go to sea in a basket if you are destined to die in a fire" as my old pal Jonno always said. Sure it's all laid out for us anyway, so you might as well relax and enjoy the ride.


  • #26
    Goldfingers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 181 ✭✭Goldfingers


    Ya could combust spontaneously,crash in a plane,get killed by a car,eaten by a werewolf,picked to death by crows,sliced with a laser beam,be horrifically murdered by the anti-christ,shot in the back of the presidential car,eaten by a great white shark,given concrete slippers,thrown out of a chopper,stabbed while watching an opera OR just change over to another channel & watch somethin' else. . . .


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