The 9 most bad ass last words ever uttered.

Vicar in a tutu

http://www.cracked.com/article_19620_the-9-most-badass-last-words-ever-uttered-part-2.html

I liked Saint Lorenzo's quote "This side's done."

This sides done lol:):):)

But Hannie Schaft's one was my favourite "Ik schiet beter!" -- "I could shoot better!"

Pretty bad ass:cool:

TeddyTedson

"You're fired"

Nyan Cat

Saucesome

JamJamJamJam

Not exactly last words, but there was a gunfighter from Texas named Robert Clay Allison, whose gravestone reads:

"Never killed a man that did not need killing."

I think that's pretty bad ass!

Vicar in a tutu

'' Hey everybody watch this!!:)''

frozenfrozen

I wish I was allowed to say yore ma ;[

Vicar in a tutu

'' Its ok:) I seen Bear Grylls do this:)''

Archeron

Mecrob

Jen Pigs Fly

"'Tis my own money father, just didn't want to fill out the forms"

im invisible

i told you i was ill

Trollsbury Trollington

Vicar in a tutu wrote: »

http://www.cracked.com/article_19620_the-9-most-badass-last-words-ever-uttered-part-2.html

I liked Saint Lorenzo's quote "This side's done."

This sides done lol:):):)

But Hannie Schaft's one was my favourite "Ik schiet beter!" -- "I could shoot better!"

Pretty bad ass:cool:

Yep, thought the same straight away when I saw the title. Legend.

Dead Kennedys

Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?

That's right, Matrix! You did!

I lied.

John Matrix. 1985.

Vicar in a tutu

''Take a step forward lads -it'll be easier that way'' Robert Erskine Childers.

wendell borton

[QUOTE]

"Go away! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!"

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Karl Marx

Fire

Joe Hill

Joe Hill never died so not realy his last words.:rolleyes:

brummytom

I liked this comment better:

Ok, this is nowhere near any of this, but reminded me of a dude from several years back. He saw the priest approaching with the sacred oil (it's a Catholic thing) on his deathbed, and dude threw the oil at the priest yelling "i'm not a f*****g salad".

Winston Payne

"Shoot, you coward. You are only going to kill a man."


Don't have much time for Che or his acolytes but as defiant last words go, that's good.

ejmaztec

"What the fuck was that?"

Mayor of Hiroshima 6th August 1945.:(

Vicar in a tutu

''Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.'' - Oscar Wilde

Biggins

The greatest ever one word?

"Nuts!"

General Anthony Clement "Nuts" McAuliffe (July 2, 1898 – August 11, 1975) was the United States Army general who commanded the 101st Airborne Division troops defending Bastogne, Belgium during the Battle of the Bulge in World War II. He is famous for his single-word reply to a German surrender ultimatum: "Nuts!"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_McAuliffe

Tipsy McSwagger

Joey the Lips please forgive my daddy - Elvis Presley

cartell_best

"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."

the purple tin

Kiss me Hardy :P

Vicar in a tutu

''Brothers! Brothers, please! This is a house of peace!''

Malcom X

ejmaztec

They must have been in stitches in the execution chamber.

http://corsinet.com/braincandy/dying2.html

Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel.
Executed in electric chair in New York.
~~ George Appel, d. 1928

Take a step forward, lads. It will be easier that way.
Executed by firing squad.
~~ Erskine Childers, Irish patriot, d. November 24, 1922

Excellent.

Muir

Voltaire when asked by the priest to renounce Satan:

"Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies."

John Doe1

Robert Erskine Childers (Facing Firing Squad)-"Take a step forward lads, itll be easier that way"

krudler

"if any man dies with a clean sword I'll rape his fcuking corpse!"

-Sandor Clegaine aka The Hound, Game Of Thrones

BeatDGodM0D

Vicar in a tutu wrote: »

http://www.cracked.com/article_19620_the-9-most-badass-last-words-ever-uttered-part-2.html

I liked Saint Lorenzo's quote "This side's done."

This sides done lol:):):)

But Hannie Schaft's one was my favourite "Ik schiet beter!" -- "I could shoot better!"

Pretty bad ass:cool:

Yeah, heard it before thats top of the badass list.

massdebater

I think the Lawrence Oates one is pretty baddass.

"I'm just going outside and may be some time."

Oates was a member of Robert Falcon Scott's expedition to the South Pole. Crippled with frostbite, he walked out of their tent into a blizzard, sacrificng his own life to give his team a better chance of suviving without him.

Senna

"Faster, Faster, Faster"

Princess Diana

Vicar in a tutu

Senna wrote: »

"Faster, Faster, Faster"

Princess Diana

Hahaha

Witcher

Frank Gusenberg was still alive after the killers left the scene and was rushed to the hospital shortly after police arrived at the scene. When the doctors had Gusenberg stabilized, police tried to question him but when asked who shot him, he replied "Nobody shot me", despite having sustained fourteen bullet wounds.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Gusenberg

KKkitty

Is it in yet :pac:

Vicar in a tutu

KKkitty wrote: »

Is it in yet :pac:

Death by donkey punch?:pac:

af_thefragile

"It wasn't meant to end this way..."
- some random dude.

Vicar in a tutu

''I heard this play got great reviews.:)" -Abraham Lincoln

KKkitty

Vicar in a tutu wrote: »

KKkitty wrote: »

Is it in yet :pac:

Death by donkey punch?:pac:

Something like that

The King of Moo

“What's this? 'Extremely high voltage!?' Well I don't need safety gloves, 'cause I'm Homer Simp-!”

- Frank "Grimey" Grimes.

Spread

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distAAAAAGGGGHHH

The King of Moo

"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis."

- Humphrey Bogart.

charlemont

Known to damage and highly flamable like gas stations

2Pac

Vicar in a tutu

'' Maybe I can fit that last burger in'' Elvis Presley.

Pedant

Hitler contemplating being captured by the Russian in his bunker - "Ain't nobody got time for that."

*Shots himself in the head*

Vicar in a tutu

''Aint nothing but a G thang baby'' Pope John Paul.

guitarzero

"I'm never going to die"

fortwilliam

"I have a cunning plan...."

Vicar in a tutu

''Aim for the bushes'' - Samuel L Jackson and The Rock.

RobbingBandit

Hitler. mein Gott, an dieser verdammten Gasrechnung Eva zu suchen.

subway

Cocaines a hell of a drug

Reindeer

"Moose. Indian."