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Does a fart contain DNA from the farter?

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    #32
    Archeron
    Registered Users Posts: 6,276 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Fart on a mirror and then write a secret message in the mist, so it only shows up next time somebody breathes on it.


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    #33
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    As a kid I used to fart into those little film containers and close the lids.

    Unfortunately I never had the patience to leave it for too long.


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    #34
    Gummy Panda
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    Novella wrote: »
    juan.kerr wrote: »
    Cancel away, leaves more space and bandwidth for the important questions...

    Like why is the first fart in the morning always a loud one? Is it due to a pressure buildup overnight or something?

    Do you think it's impossible to fart while asleep or something?

    Are you saying you fart a lot in your sleep?

    FARTY PANTS!


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    #35
    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    I suppose the answer is "yes" if the fart has a lump in it or it's one of those "check cloth" ones.:):):)


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    #36
    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    juan.kerr wrote: »
    And if so would it be possible to clone someone if you got hold of one of their farts?

    The question must be asked would you be trying to clone yourself or are you trying to catch someone else's farts ? if so , who ?


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    #37
    Abi
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    juan.kerr wrote: »
    And if so would it be possible to clone someones my DNA if one got hold of one of my farts?


    FYP. 10% clorox should royally fúck up DNA / RNA.


    Good luck catching the fart buddy.


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    #38
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    mattjack wrote: »
    The question must be asked would you be trying to clone yourself or are you trying to catch someone else's farts ? if so , who ?

    If I was trying to clone myself I'd probably use a different source. I would probably be more concerned about someone else cloning me and stealing my identity.


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    #39
    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    juan.kerr wrote: »
    If I was trying to clone myself I'd probably use a different source. I would probably be more concerned about someone else cloning me and stealing my identity.

    Fair point, reasonable enough concerns.
    Abi wrote: »
    FYP. 10% clorox should royally fúck up DNA / RNA.

    Good luck catching the fart buddy.

    Yeah and they used say the earth was flat too....


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    #40
    MisterEpicurus
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    As fart as I know, I don't think it's possible.


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    #41
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    Abi wrote: »
    Good luck catching the fart buddy.

    I've read that farting under water (e.g. in the bath) and catching the resulting 'bubbles' is the best approach.


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    #42
    Gummy Panda
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    juan.kerr wrote: »
    I've read that farting under water (e.g. in the bath) and catching the resulting 'bubbles' is the best approach.

    Bubbles like in Sonic?


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    #43
    Sauve
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    OP please laminate yourself.


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    #44
    Jester252
    Registered Users Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Jester252


    Fart babys will be little sh1ts in couple of years


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    #45
    poppyvally
    Closed Accounts Posts: 341 ✭✭poppyvally


    Mairzydoats wrote: »
    It just contains gases which I don't believe can be analysed (no pun intended) in order to ascertain (again no pun intended) the source.
    However, it has been established that in 99% of cases, he who smelt it, dealt it.

    Names of 2 horses. "Hoof hearted" & "Ice melted"


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    #46
    Pedant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Pedant


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35TbGjt-weA


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    #47
    funnilenough
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    are farts wet?


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    #48
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    funnilenough wrote: »
    are farts wet?

    I guess it depends on the termperature. I assume farts have a freezing point etc so there is presumably a temperature at which they become a liquid.

    FYI, if it is wet at normal room temprature then it isn't really a fart...


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    #49
    FatherLen
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    best thread i have seen in a while. i commend you good sir.

    i cant wait to see this on an episode of c.s.i.


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    #50
    CommanderC
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    juan.kerr wrote: »
    And if so would it be possible to clone someone if you got hold of one of their farts?

    I think I love you :D.


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