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The Official I'm F*cked If _______ Doesn't Come Up Thread

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  • Registered Users Posts: 568 ✭✭✭Dapics


    Plath or Kavanagh
    Hamlets antic disposition/aspect of character
    Appearance vs Reality
    Role of Women

    History

    Sunningdale
    Cumann Na Gnaedhal
    War of Independence
    India
    Apprentice Boys
    Civil Rights movement/Montgomery Bus Boycott


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


    Plath/Rich/Kavanagh (Boland or Frost just CANNOT come up, lets not have a 2001 all over again)

    For History; Civil Rights, Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini, Treaty/Civil War, Jack Lynch


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47 BubblegumBitch


    English: Plath or Rich
    Geography: Characteristics of a Biome, Paris Basin
    Biology: Human reproduction, defence system, cell division
    Irish: Dis, Caca Milis


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


    I'm just fupped in general for Irish


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27 bazinga_


    English: Kinsella, Hamlet's character/dception, Literary Genre

    History: factors leading to rise of Sinn Féin in 1918, Propaganda, India, Welfare State

    Irish: fadhbanna na tíre

    French: obesity

    Classics: children in medea, orientalism, Turnus


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  • Registered Users Posts: 134 ✭✭Spattersonox


    HEANEY and literary Genre. I have Heaney's poetry learnt off. I'm ready for all events.
    I'll have Plath as a back-up tho.


  • Registered Users Posts: 26 yeahhhbuddy


    Heaney
    GV & V
    Deception/Role of Women/Tragic hero


  • Registered Users Posts: 37 ImFudged


    If botticelli doesn't come up for Art hist. I'll be fairly ****ed alright


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 1,495 ✭✭✭pajero12


    Geography: If animal and plant adaptions don't come up, I'm goosed!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    HEANEY and literary Genre. I have Heaney's poetry learnt off. I'm ready for all events.
    I'll have Plath as a back-up tho.

    Ooooooohh:(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,905 ✭✭✭Chavways


    HEANEY and literary Genre. I have Heaney's poetry learnt off. I'm ready for all events.
    I'll have Plath as a back-up tho.

    Ouch


  • Registered Users Posts: 568 ✭✭✭Dapics


    HEANEY and literary Genre. I have Heaney's poetry learnt off. I'm ready for all events.
    I'll have Plath as a back-up tho.

    My heart goes out to your poor soul.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭fizzyorange


    Seeing all of these "I'm doing Plath an Heaney" comments is heart breaking.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,154 ✭✭✭ImpossibleDuck


    Seeing all of these "I'm doing Plath an Heaney" comments is heart breaking.

    It was rampant in my school, I'm not sure about others around the country. But in our exam centre, the papers were handed out and followed by lots of confused and worried looking students glancing around at everyone else in a similarly-f*cked situation.


    ...myself included. sigh


  • Registered Users Posts: 303 ✭✭MattHelders


    It was rampant in my school, I'm not sure about others around the country. But in our exam centre, the papers were handed out and followed by lots of confused and worried looking students glancing around at everyone else in a similarly-f*cked situation.


    ...myself included. sigh


    Same as my school. But I had Larkin covered so I just sat there trying not to laugh


  • Registered Users Posts: 187 ✭✭An0n


    Same as my school. But I had Larkin covered so I just sat there trying not to laugh

    Haha simular responses all round.

    All I could hear from the back of the center was 'Oh for **** sake' in a very annoyed voice.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 277 ✭✭Mani09


    I am one of the many students who banked on heany and Plath.... Anyway as I sat in my exam depressed I remembered the names of 4 of rich's poems : storm warnings, aunt jennifers tigers, and trying to talk with a man. Anyway I attempted the question and got 4 pages done.... It was all spoof and I only included 1 quote in the whole answer... Will I get any marks??? Please answer honestly :-(


  • Registered Users Posts: 58 ✭✭Epsi


    If( and this is just wishful speculation ) the poetry was badly answered as a whole across the country they may adjust the marking scheme to compensate.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 358 ✭✭mcpaddington


    Mani09 wrote: »
    I am one of the many students who banked on heany and Plath.... Anyway as I sat in my exam depressed I remembered the names of 4 of rich's poems : storm warnings, aunt jennifers tigers, and trying to talk with a man. Anyway I attempted the question and got 4 pages done.... It was all spoof and I only included 1 quote in the whole answer... Will I get any marks??? Please answer honestly :-(

    You'll lose very little marks (maybe 5 max) for only having a single quote. As long as you explained your argument you'll do fine. Quotes are over rated on their importance.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 277 ✭✭Mani09


    Thanks for the replys :-) also is there such thing as a "bell curve" regarding the leaving


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 358 ✭✭mcpaddington


    Mani09 wrote: »
    Thanks for the replys :-) also is there such thing as a "bell curve" regarding the leaving

    Yea there is. If not enough people do well the marking scheme is changed to be easier. If too many do well it's changed to a harder marking scheme.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 277 ✭✭Mani09


    Mani09 wrote: »
    Thanks for the replys :-) also is there such thing as a "bell curve" regarding the leaving

    Yea there is. If not enough people do well the marking scheme is changed to be easier. If too many do well it's changed to a harder marking scheme.
    Cool beans :-) hopefully this happens with english


  • Registered Users Posts: 58 ✭✭Epsi


    Mani09 wrote: »
    Thanks for the replys :-) also is there such thing as a "bell curve" regarding the leaving

    Yes there is. The poster child of it is the maths exam.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 277 ✭✭Mani09


    Epsi wrote: »
    Mani09 wrote: »
    Thanks for the replys :-) also is there such thing as a "bell curve" regarding the leaving

    Yes there is. The poster child of it is the maths exam.
    . How do you know ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 58 ✭✭Epsi


    Mani09 wrote: »
    . How do you know ?

    Check out the state examinations commission marking scheme , the more difficult c parts have considerablely less marks available in years where the exams were tough.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 277 ✭✭Mani09


    Epsi wrote: »
    Mani09 wrote: »
    . How do you know ?

    Check out the state examinations commission marking scheme , the more difficult c parts have considerablely less marks available in years where the exams were tough.
    That's sound!


  • Registered Users Posts: 58 ✭✭Epsi


    Mani09 wrote: »
    That's sound!
    That's the case for maths at least. In English they may award more generous marks in poetry or something like that.


  • Registered Users Posts: 121 ✭✭rkeano5


    Seeing all of these "I'm doing Plath an Heaney" comments is heart breaking.

    Indeed, my heart broke yesterday at 2.00pm when neither of the two, or even Frost or Boland, turned up.... a ''rueful laugh'' was let out.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,323 ✭✭✭Cruel Sun


    Guys the Bell curve has to be maintained, they royally f*cked up by making the papers unpredictable. They've just made things more difficult for themselves.

    Lets say if the top 10 percent of the highest grades are 80%, they're all going to be marked up to A's if 10 percent got A's last year. The SEC do not want to appear stupid.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 33 sarahmocks


    Heaney
    Hamet as a character/ women

    just had a right laugh at this because whatever way i read it, it looked like hamlet as a woman! :) this leaving cert is starting to get to me! :L


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