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Wednesday Funnies

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  • 06-06-2012 10:26am
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,300 ✭✭✭


    Met 2 Thai girls last week.

    They asked me to go to bed with them.

    They said it would be like winning the lottery.

    To my horror they were right.

    We had 6 matching balls.
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    A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa.

    When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa's room

    "Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly,

    "As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"

    "What?" said her Grandpa.

    "Please, please, please make a noise like a frog because Grandma said that as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disneyland!"

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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