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Forbidden Love

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  • 06-06-2012 10:45am
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    skooterblue2
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    Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
    One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
    His cool teacher gave him an A+ for this report.
    Titanic:..... Cost - $29.99
    Clinton:..... Cost - $29.99
    Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
    Clinton:..... Over 3 hours to read
    Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
    Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
    Titanic:.... Jack is a starving artist.
    Clinton:…. Bill is a bull**** artist.
    Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
    Clinton:…. Ditto for Bill.
    Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
    Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica.
    Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
    Clinton:..... Let's not go there.
    Titanic:.... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
    Clinton:.... Monica's forced to return her gifts.
    Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
    Clinton:.... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
    Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
    Clinton:..... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either.


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