Letting rip in front of girl

astonaidan

Ok heres the story, Ive been crushing on this girl for like a week, today picked up the courage to ask her for drinks and she said yes, so we were in communal tv room watching a movie her friend and a couple of others were there, I started drifting of to sleep, then just as i was drifting off i let rip, they burst out laughing, i played it cool and waited for a few second then pretend woke up and asked them why they were laughing to which enticed more laughing, i just ignored them and went back to pretend sleep for 10 mins then woke up and watched the rest of the movie, i cant think how i can look her straight in the face after this:(

kfallon

It was only a fart ffs, best to let it out! As the fella said, "Tis better to have an empty house than a bold lodger!!"

General Relativity

Happens to the best of us. Build a bridge and get over it.

Eathrin

I'm doing my LC.
This would be an awful short story.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Dont worry about it.

As long as you dont say "Iv been crushing on you for like a week", you should be ok.

flutterflye

astonaidan wrote: »

Ive been crushing on this girl

Do people say this now?
That sounds really stupid.

Pushtrak

You'll have to move country after that. Such stuff can't be allowed.

FatherLen

you fell asleep on a date? smooooooth.

Rocky_Dennis

astonaidan wrote: »

Ok heres the story, Ive been crushing on this girl for like a week, today picked up the courage to ask her for drinks and she said yes, so we were in communal tv room watching a movie her friend and a couple of others were there, I started drifting of to sleep, then just as i was drifting off i let rip, they burst out laughing, i played it cool and waited for a few second then pretend woke up and asked them why they were laughing to which enticed more laughing, i just ignored them and went back to pretend sleep for 10 mins then woke up and watched the rest of the movie, i cant think how i can look her straight in the face after this:(

The Clearasil + Hormones forum is that way

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kfallon

Pushtrak wrote: »

You'll have to move country after that. Such stuff can't be allowed.

He was sent out to Sydney in the first place cos he left off a big ripsnorter at 11 Mass one Sunday morning :rolleyes: Moving him around obviously isn't solving the problem :pac:

DoesNotCompute

If in doubt, let it out

af_thefragile

flutterflye wrote: »

Do people say this now?
That sounds really stupid.

I thought it was more like "i've been digging this chick..."

Pushtrak

kfallon wrote: »

He was sent out to Sydney in the first place cos he left off a big ripsnorter at 11 Mass one Sunday morning :rolleyes: Moving him around obviously isn't solving the problem :pac:

Apparently it works for Catholic priests. Ask the pope.

SunnyDub1

You asked her out for drinks, brought friends along and then fell asleep ????

And your worried about a fart ?

kfallon

af_thefragile wrote: »

I thought it was more like "i've been digging this chick..."

No - that's domestic violence, that's defo not cool!!

Duggys Housemate

Yeh, I found the sleeping thing odd too. The fart probably increased the excitement of that date.

The only option here is to do what the Earl of Oxford did when he inadvertently farted in front of Elizabeth 1st. He left the country for seven years. Liz was forgiving though, on his return she said "My lord, I had forgot the fart"!

EDIT: That's just a story. Probably this girl will never forget the fart.

Bipolar Joe

Farting early sets a good precedent. You gonna go out with this chick and never fart ever? True love means you hold her hair back while she pukes on your shoes, don't get weirded out when the lavatory door is left open as she makes a poop and can freely fart in front of each other and rate them on a sliding scale.

irelandspurs

It was probably the big **** that fell out the bottom of your trousers they were laughing at so i wouldn't worry yourself.

TerrorFirmer

You asked someone out, then proceeded to fall asleep and let rip a fart....in front of her and her friends. The fart on its own probably wouldn't be the worst, but the whole context....honestly, how do you expect her to think you've interest in her.

davet82

her friends are probably already refering to you as 'the farter'...

e.g. are you seeing fart boy later ect ect


give up now, ye smelly bastard :pac:

MrFrisp

Could have been worse....

You could have had a Follow Through".

Think yourself lucky.






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Duggys Housemate

astonaidan wrote: »

Ok heres the story, Ive been crushing on this girl for like a week, today picked up the courage to ask her for drinks and she said yes, so we were in communal tv room watching a movie her friend and a couple of others were there, I started drifting of to sleep, then just as i was drifting off i let rip, they burst out laughing, i played it cool and waited for a few second then pretend woke up and asked them why they were laughing to which enticed more laughing, i just ignored them and went back to pretend sleep for 10 mins then woke up and watched the rest of the movie, i cant think how i can look her straight in the face after this:(

You played nothing in this story "cool"

mauzo

Wouldn't bother me , the sleeping and group date would piss me off...fart away, as long as I'm not stuck in a car with said fart...

Fart has lost all meaning thanks to this thread....

Real Life

davet82 wrote: »

her friends are probably already refering to you as 'the farter'...

e.g. are you seeing fart boy later ect ect


give up now, ye smelly bastard :pac:

haha this is most likely true

danniemcq

farted while sitting beside my gf the day after i met her. Sitting with all her mates outside her house i leaned over and one of those really loud but short ones popper out.

was very shaming especially when they all started speaking Irish about it (i don't know any Irish and they were all fluent)

She shoulda really seen the trouble that was to come as now 5 years later everything is fair game it seems and some mornings ..... well i'll let yous guess what the room is like after a weekend of guinness

kowloon

flutterflye wrote: »

Do people say this now?
That sounds really stupid.

Sounds violent.

herisson

OP if you are going to be going out with this girl for a while then you will eventually fart in front of her! Nothing wrong with it!

But falling asleep on the first date?? really??

scholar007

astonaidan wrote: »

so we were in communal tv room watching a movie

Whats a "communal tv room" ?

Is that not as we would say years ago "a picture house"?

Nothingbetter2d

scholar007 wrote: »

Whats a "communal tv room" ?

Is that not as we would say years ago "a picture house"?

op lives in a hostel maybe?

Duggy747

Hmmm, depends on the fart....

Are we talking dry or wet? Was there fecal matter involved and was it a touching cloth moment, was there any "rusty water" dribbling down the leg?

As for the smell, did it contain a sort of carroty-twang on a hot summer's morn or are we looking at hot & spicy eggs with a slight peppering of sour milk and had the aromatic potency to make an onion cry?

Sound-wise, was it akin to a high-pitched "fssssssssss", bubbly but raspy tone or are we talking about a full-blown "drowning man screaming under layers of thick slime"?

Dammit people, these questions need to be asked if we can help resolve this.

Nothingbetter2d

Duggy747 wrote: »

Hmmm, depends on the fart....

Are we talking dry or wet? Was there fecal matter involved and was it a touching cloth moment, was there any "rusty water" dribbling down the leg?

As for the smell, did it contain a sort of carroty-twang on a hot summer's morn or are we looking at hot & spicy eggs with a slight peppering of sour milk and had the aromatic potency to make an onion cry?

Sound-wise, was it akin to a high-pitched "fssssssssss", bubbly but raspy tone or are we talking about a full-blown "drowning man screaming under layers of thick slime"?

Dammit people, these questions need to be asked if we can help resolve this.

duggy you spend WAY too much time thinking!!!!!

kylith

OH and I fart in front of each other no problem. We've agreed that everyone does it, so there's no need to be embarassed.

Fizzlesque

Am I the only one who read the opening post and understood the situation to be that they haven't actually gone on the date yet?

My understanding was OP asked her out for a drink, she said yes but the date has yet to happen and the film, the falling asleep, the friends being there and the infamous fart were just part of the day like any other.

Duggy747

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

duggy you spend WAY too much time thinking!!!!!

I got kicked off the force because apparently my fart interrogations "weren't relevant" to investigations.

I brought 2 murderers to court and foiled a terrorist plot based on suspect's farting consistencies.

Wasn't by the book and the chief and mayor were always on my case but, dammit, I got results!

FatherLen

Duggy747 wrote: »

I got kicked off the force because apparently my fart interrogations "weren't relevant" to investigations.

I brought 2 murderers to court and foiled a terrorist plot based on suspect's farting consistencies.

Wasn't by the book and the chief and mayor were always on my case but, dammit, I got results!

if only you knew that you can get dna from farts. you would have solved so many more cases!

davet82

Duggy747 wrote: »

Hmmm, depends on the fart....

Are we talking dry or wet? Was there fecal matter involved and was it a touching cloth moment, was there any "rusty water" dribbling down the leg?

As for the smell, did it contain a sort of carroty-twang on a hot summer's morn or are we looking at hot & spicy eggs with a slight peppering of sour milk and had the aromatic potency to make an onion cry?

Sound-wise, was it akin to a high-pitched "fssssssssss", bubbly but raspy tone or are we talking about a full-blown "drowning man screaming under layers of thick slime"?

Dammit people, these questions need to be asked if we can help resolve this.

i think these are important questions too...

i also think really really smelly farts should be classed as an assualt and should be punished with a fine up to €5000 or/and 2 years in prison :cool:

mikom

astonaidan wrote: »

Ok heres the story, Ive been crushing on this girl for like a week,

I started drifting of to sleep, then just as i was drifting off i let rip, they burst out laughing,

Crush her with farts.

Duggys Housemate

mikom wrote: »

Crush her with farts.

could be the new BHWP?

Duggy747

FatherLen wrote: »

if only you knew that you can get dna from farts. you would have solved so many more cases!

Try telling that to a chief who doesn't care, thought it was all hocus-pocus, heeby-jeeby voodoo stuff.

I never got to find my nemesis serial killer. Nobody would listen to me that his calling card was a dirty aul fart lingering in the room of the crime.

Sometimes I can hear him farting in the distance, like he's taunting me to catch him.

af_thefragile

mikom wrote: »

Crush her with farts.

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their wimmen!

Duckjob

kylith wrote: »

OH and I fart in front of each other no problem. We've agreed that everyone does it, so there's no need to be embarassed.

It's one of my favorite pastimes - letting a ripper in bed and then wafting the covers so Mrs D can partake of the fruity aromas.

That said, I would've said it's a bit different when you're in an established relationship and are both comfortable with all that stuff. When things are new, and you're trying to be all things cool to the object of your affections, falling asleep and letting noisy "parps" fall out of you isn't a winning look, unless she has a fetish for that type of thing.

Plazaman

Jumping jesus on a red push bike, you farted in front of a girl on your first date???? Unfortunately there is no greater social faux pas you could make in the history of faux pases. You may as well have walked over to her, shat on her head and rubbed it in while going "Coochie coochie coo". It's a plutonium situation you got yourself into as the half life is equivilent to the length of rememberence this girl will have of the incident.

You may as well have a chat with these guys to see what they can do for you and how fast they can do it.

Flaps Separator

God - what age are you OP.




everyone knows you dunk the missus......then Fart

Nothingbetter2d

Flaps Separator wrote: »

God - what age are you OP.




everyone knows you dunk the missus......then Fart

did you just make that username flap seperator just for this thread :rolleyes:

Ellis Dee

"Better out that your eye," is what an old aunt of mine always said when someone "cut their finger".:)

I think you handled it rather well on the whole; that pretend-sleep was a nice touch.;);)

Just continue to play it as subtly and it won't be long before you have turned her on to the pleasures of the Dutch oven.:):)

Vicar in a tutu

Op you should of just started laughing and acting as if you meant to do it! :pac:

ElvisChrist6

I fart in front of my girlfriend all the time, on purpose sometimes. The filthy whore loves it!

Deus Ex Machina

Girls like to watch naked men ****, I think they can deal with a fart or two.

Spread

I've heard it said (by an unsavoury type) that the reason women break wind less than men is

they can't keep their mouths shut long enough - to build up the pressure

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PickledLime

FatherLen wrote: »

you fell asleep on a date? smooooooth.

Yeah, i'd be way more embarrassed about finding your potential love interest (or to use the parlance of the forum, the lady you have been 'crushing' on) so interesting that you fell asleep. It's a rudimentary digestive process and everyone does it, if you didn't fart that'd be more cause for concern!

I would love to find the plonker who made flatulence socially unacceptable and punch them though. Although the suffering they endured from a lifetime of constipation was probably enough punishment, the windless fecks :cool:

guitarzero

Its just a fart, jesus, so your arse stinks the place up, next time you fart in front of her, which I hope you do, just stand up and tell her solemnly that you have no interest in apologizing, that you've been apologizing all your life, you've been too nice too people, that they have mistaken your kindness for weakness, that the man has had you under his thumb for too long and the last time you held in a fart you nearly pulled a muscle. By then the stench will have lifted, she'll be smitten with your ability to handle the situation and probably wanna take your trousers off.