Belly button fluff

Hootanany

Why is it always blue and I only wear black TShirts.

bryaner

Because your fat!!

chin_grin

bryaner wrote: »

Because your fat!!

Cof.

Hootanany

But why is it always blue.

FloatingVoter

Depends on if you're an innie or an outie in my esteemed medical opinion.

Or not.

amtw

Hootanany wrote: »

But why is it always blue.

For the same reason the sky is blue. Doh.

Gbear

Apparently the colour of your belly button fluff depends on the colour of your clothes. It tends to be blue because that's the "average" colour of the clothes people tend to wear.

shopaholic01

Mould - try washing and drying fully.

Hootanany

Gbear wrote: »

Apparently the colour of your belly button fluff depends on the colour of your clothes. It tends to be blue because that's the "average" colour of the clothes people tend to wear.

Nope. Black T shirt all the time for me and I'm not a Goff.

cocoshovel

chin_grin wrote: »

Cof.

your gay!! it was intentional nerd (probably)

Also I never get bellybutton fluff, but as a kid I used to get massive bellybutton infections that spewed yellow gunk all over the shop. Was a good deterent for getting people away from me

kneemos

It's blue because it's blue, therefore it's blue Q.E.D.

bokkenspiel

http://www.feargod.net/images/lint0701.jpg

Captain Chaos

When I wear red t-shirts I have red fluff so it is colour of your clothes. Look at the fluff of a dryer, it's nearly always navy/grey/blue.

TheBody

Perhaps you are rotting inside and some sort of navy poison is seeping out and dying the fluff navy? I'd go see a doctor/undertaker.

chin_grin

cocoshovel wrote: »

your gay!! it was intentional nerd (probably)

Also I never get bellybutton fluff, but as a kid I used to get massive bellybutton infections that spewed yellow gunk all over the shop. Was a good deterent for getting people away from me

Ffff*ck, just thought of that scene in Kevin and Perry go large.....eugh.

But yeah I get fluff too...cos I'm fat.

phill106

http://www.wikihow.com/Clean-Your-Belly-Button

AngryHippie

Because your t-shirt isn't black, its very very very very very dark blue Dougall:rolleyes:

af_thefragile

Where did that Brainiac episode go where the "I can do science me" guy discovers why belly button fluff is blue...

From what I remember its because most clothes have blue fibres in them which accumulate in your belly button hence the fluff is blue. The brainiac guy then wears red clothes for a day and at the end of it he find red fluff in his belly button... So its to do with the clothes you wear!

Squ

Blue????
Mine is green.. I've not had a green teeshirt since my ma bought me a tmnt tee years ago!!!

Boscoirl

Captain Chaos wrote: »

When I wear red t-shirts I have red fluff so it is colour of your clothes. Look at the fluff of a dryer, it's nearly always navy/grey/blue.

Ginger!

frag420

How come nobody has holes in their t-shirts around the belly button region from losIng all the fluff to the belly button?

I call shenanigans!!

Hootanany

frag420 wrote: »

How come nobody has holes in their t-shirts around the belly button region from losIng all the fluff to the belly button?

I call shenanigans!!

Nail on the head.

kneemos

There once was a belly button whose fluff was blue as blue could be. One day a spider came along and said THAT FLUFF BELONGS TO ME . So I kicked him in the knee. He.He.

jester77

I sometimes get freaked out when I have worn a red tshirt the previous day and while in the shower I see red belly fluff. I have to double check that I haven't sprung a leak :eek:

bellylint

I am blue??? only when I am cold brother or sad

Jester252

chin_grin wrote: »

Cof.

$20 Muck that.

Nothingbetter2d

the belly button fluff is really just bum fluff that migrated north for the summer

smash

It's just microfibres that come off the material because of the hair on your belly. I recommend you shave a big circle around your belly button

RobbieTheRobber

smash wrote: »

It's just microfibres that come off the material because of the hair on your belly. I recommend you shave a big circle around your belly button

Its not just the belly though that causes belly button fluff, hair gets moved up from below the belly button as well as down from above it.

So are your undwerwear blue op?

It is all caused by the hair though, I suggest complete body waxing to resolve your problem OP!

Paco Rodriguez

You can save it up and knit a nice blue jumper for yourself

wendell borton

phill106 wrote: »

http://www.wikihow.com/Clean-Your-Belly-Button

Wtf! A wiki on how to wash yourself.

frag420

smash wrote: »

It's just microfibres that come off the material because of the hair on your belly. I recommend you shave a big circle around your belly button

How come I never hear of armpit fluff then??

Cee-Jay-Cee

Mines is always blue also but then again i do predominantly wear blue t-shirts so i guess thats why its blue.

Capt'n Midnight

Whatever you do don't unscrew your belly button, otherwise your bum will fall off.

And don't undo the knot either

Hootanany

I'm an inny by the way do outies even get fluff.

Johro

Hootanany wrote: »

But why is it always blue.

Blue jocks? Fluff travels ya know.

castletownman

Another unexplained phenomenon I have encountered regularly is after a heavy booze session, I ALWAYS wake up the next morning with dirt under my fingernails. It's not that I'd be crawling around the ground when I'm drunk, and they don't have that distinctive smell of ahem....fun times.......so how the hell do they get so dirty?

Johro

castletownman wrote: »

Another unexplained phenomenon I have encountered regularly is after a heavy booze session, I ALWAYS wake up the next morning with dirt under my fingernails. It's not that I'd be crawling around the ground when I'm drunk, and they don't have that distinctive smell of ahem....fun times.......so how the hell do they get so dirty?

Stop scratching your arse.

Princess Peach

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCEsVNv4XAk

mauzo

I've developed a fear of bellybuttons...

My roommate stuck his finger in his, kept it there for ages, then stuck it under my nose when I was watching tv. Wiped it all over my upper lip....I'll never forget the smell.

Why do they smell? Mine doesn't, that I know, and I've never had fluff in it either. I know I'm a girl but my other roommate is a girl and she's always on about hers...

Johro

syndeyfife wrote: »

I've developed a fear of bellybuttons...

My roommate stuck his finger in his, kept it there for ages, then stuck it under my nose when I was watching tv. Wiped it all over my upper lip....I'll never forget the smell.

Why do they smell? Mine doesn't, that I know, and I've never had fluff in it either. I know I'm a girl but my other roommate is a girl and she's always on about hers...

I'm guessing they don't wash a lot.

mauzo

Johro wrote: »

I'm guessing they don't wash a lot.

They do, smelly bellybutton guy showers every morning, and sometimes in the evening as well! Just constantly has a smellybutton.

shopaholic01

syndeyfife wrote: »

They do, smelly bellybutton guy showers every morning, and sometimes in the evening as well! Just constantly has a smellybutton.

He has a bacterial infection - very common in people with 'deep innies'. Send him a pharmacist/GP.

He probably needs to dry it fully after showering.

Johro

Btw, if he tries that thing with the smellybutton finger again, kick him in the nuts ffs.
Ew.

mauzo

Johro wrote: »

Btw, if he tries that thing with the smellybutton finger again, kick him in the nuts ffs.
Ew.

Oh I did, But he does krav maga and had me pinned and at the mercy of said smellybutton finger in seconds....

ikeano29

I don't think the people with hairless bellies understand this at all, it's got nothing to do with washing yourself, it's the hairs around the bellybutton that pull bits of fabric in during the day while you are active and the t-shirt is rubbing over and back through the belly hairs.

It only takes a couple of hours for the buildup!!

Hootanany

Smells index finger

kneemos

As an energy saving device lay down in the garden and allow nesting birds to remove the fluff

Doc

Hootanany wrote: »

Why is it always blue and I only wear black TShirts.

Do you have a blue towel?

Hootanany

No white and black ones.

kneemos

Hootanany wrote: »

No white and black ones.

Oh really and what does white and black make?........