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Farts 'n You

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  • 08-06-2012 11:26am
    #1
    Bootup
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    A Courteous Person
    - One who says "Excuse me" before farting and "sorry" after.
    A Dishonest Person
    - One who farts and then blames one's dog.
    A Foolish Person
    - One who suppresses a fart for hours.
    A Knowledgeable Person
    - One who knows when to fart.
    A Miserable Person
    - One who truly enjoys farting but cannot.
    A Mysterious Person
    - One who exudes undetectable farts.
    A Nervous Person
    - One who stops in the middle of a fart.
    A Proud Person
    - One who thinks his farts are extremely pleasant.
    A Sadistic Person
    - One who farts in bed and fluffs the covers over his bed mate.
    A Scientific Person
    - One who farts regularly but is concerned with pollution.
    A Shy Person
    - One who releases silent farts and then blushes.
    A Stereotype Person
    - One who farts regularly.
    A Strategic Person
    - One who conceals one's farts by loud laughter.
    A Stupid Person
    - One who farts and then takes in a deep breath to balance up.
    A Thrifty Person
    - One who has farts in reserve.
    A Vain Person
    - One who loves the smell of one's own fart.
    An Amiable Person
    - One who loves the smell of other people's fart.
    An Anti-Social Person
    - One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.
    An Aquatic Person
    - One who farts in the bath then bursts the bubbles.
    An Athletic Person
    - One who farts at the slightest exertion.
    An Honest Person
    - One who admits he has farted but offers a good medical reason.
    An Intelligent Person
    - One who can determine the smell his neighbors' farts.
    An Unfortunate Person
    - One who tries to fart but ****s instead.


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