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Sum up an entire artist's catalogue in one sentence

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  • 08-06-2012 8:49pm
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    karaokeman
    Registered Users Posts: 3,328 ✭✭✭


    You know how this works, name a artist/band and write one sentence to summarize their music as a whole, it can be a quote from someone else, or it can be your own. I'll start.

    Adele

    "Welcome to dumpsville"

    The Weeknd

    "R&B for people who don't like R&B"

    Blink 182

    "I could've written that myself"


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    vader65
    Site Banned Posts: 236 ✭✭vader65


    Boyce Avenue

    "Just write your own stuff and stop covering stuff!"


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    johnROSS
    Registered Users Posts: 209 ✭✭johnROSS


    AC/DC

    "12 albums about electricity and sex"


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    [Deleted User]
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    one direction

    selling sex to kids through song


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    mike65
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    Coldplay - joyless joy and empty sadness


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    martinedwards
    Registered Users Posts: 2,043 ✭✭✭martinedwards


    johnROSS wrote: »
    AC/DC

    "12 albums about electricity and sex"

    "we make Status Quo's back catalogue look varied"


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    SdoowSirhc
    Registered Users Posts: 524 ✭✭✭SdoowSirhc


    Tyler the Creator
    We hit b*tches.


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    bazza1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,271 ✭✭✭bazza1


    Leonard Cohen

    Recruitment drive for the Samaritans. :)


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    Rothko
    Registered Users Posts: 12,891 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    Snow Patrol and Keane
    "We're a poor man's version's of Coldplay"


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    Getronicle
    Registered Users Posts: 78 ✭✭Getronicle


    U2:

    Copying a different band's style every album and calling it their original sound.


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    johnROSS
    Registered Users Posts: 209 ✭✭johnROSS


    The beatles-
    first we were all pop and then we were all experimental and drugs.


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    rcaz
    Registered Users Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭rcaz


    Venetian Snares:

    "AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"


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    [Deleted User]
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    "I'm a weirdo" - Radiohead


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    Mountainlad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,851 ✭✭✭Mountainlad


    Serious b*tchfest going on here, but sure hey might as well continue.

    The Script-A bucket of sh*te


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    ham_n_mustard
    Registered Users Posts: 641 ✭✭✭ham_n_mustard


    U2 - we made a career out of a delay pedal

    iron maiden - 85 millions records sold and radio stations have no idea who we are

    Paramore - a couple of guys looking at the singers ass

    Coldplay - a couple of guys looking at the singers ego


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    phelixoflaherty
    Registered Users Posts: 1,447 ✭✭✭phelixoflaherty


    Coldplay. My shoes are wet and there is only one balisto left in the fridge.


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    viadah
    Registered Users Posts: 445 ✭✭viadah


    The Smashing Pumpkins: The deserved rise and deserved fall of Billy Corgan's ego.


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    cloptrop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭cloptrop


    Jedward : eurovision gold.


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    rcaz
    Registered Users Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭rcaz


    cloptrop wrote: »
    Jedward : eurovision gold.

    Evidently not.


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    SdoowSirhc
    Registered Users Posts: 524 ✭✭✭SdoowSirhc


    Eminem
    I used to rap but now I just shout on songs with female singers doing the chorus.


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    JerryHandbag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    Shinging other peoples shongsh

    Ronan Keating


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    leincar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 683 ✭✭✭leincar


    JerryHandbag wrote: »
    Shinging other peoples shongsh

    Ronan Keating

    And, making an utter balls of it.


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    Kold
    Registered Users Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    rcaz wrote: »
    Venetian Snares:

    "AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

    "Some of my stuff is great, but boy you're gonna have to endure to find it..."


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    karaokeman
    Registered Users Posts: 3,328 ✭✭✭karaokeman


    JerryHandbag wrote: »
    Shinging other peoples shongsh

    Ronan Keating

    I will devout all these songs to my rock, only to throw it all away by becoming a loverat.


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    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    karaokeman wrote: »
    I will devout all these songs to my rock, only to throw it all away by becoming a loverat.

    He just made a misch-take


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    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    Seeing as he's being mentioned on the banned music thread:

    Gary Glitter:
    Come on, come on little boys and girls…


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    ReefBreak
    Registered Users Posts: 1,075 ✭✭✭ReefBreak


    Red Hot Chilli Peppers - one great bass player and no tunes.


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    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,978 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Ah they have two tunes - the fairly quick one with slow bits and the slower one with a quick bit.


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    Chips Ahoy
    Registered Users Posts: 225 ✭✭Chips Ahoy


    ReefBreak wrote: »
    Red Hot Chilli Peppers - one great bass player and no tunes.

    They had a pretty epic guitarist as well.


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    Rothko
    Registered Users Posts: 12,891 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    Chips Ahoy wrote: »
    They had a pretty epic guitarist as well.

    Who's solo stuff is far better than the Chili Pepper's.


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    ReefBreak
    Registered Users Posts: 1,075 ✭✭✭ReefBreak


    Oasis - 2 great albums, 5 crap albums.*

    * See also: U2, Rolling Stones, except with possibly different numbers.


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