The Laziest Dinner You Ever Made?

coco_lola

I just had rice and soy sauce.. Out of pure laziness/lack of food.

Well AHers, what's the laziest dinner you ever made?

Shryke

This one time I didn't even make dinner at all.

pebbles21

An apple....sliced in two

cocoshovel

2minute uncle bens rice in microwave
open jar of curry sauce
pour on top
eat.

LizT

Phone takeaway, delivery, get someone else to answer the door and pay.

cocoshovel

lizt wrote: »

Phone takeaway, delivery, get someone else to answer the door and pay.

Lay in bed with mouth open, make them pour in your mouth and use their hands to move your jaw bone to chew.

Sonics2k

Many years ago when I was flat broke and living in a crappy bedsit type place. My dinner consisted of cheap ham dipped in mayonnaise.

Not my proudest moment.

Littlehorny

Sat at the table in front of laptop with a fork in my hand and ate the contents of a punnet of strawberries and a punnet of blackberries, very nice but i needed the tub of sudocream after a few hours

xoxyx

Had toast for dinner the other day.

Except... I didn't toast it.

Also, there was no bread.

This is a true story.

bgrizzley

a peanut m&m down the side of the couch

ChunkyLover_53

Was on a late shift in work a few years back, went down to the canteen for food, 12 plates of steaming boiled rice left out on the counter,

"Oooh lovely, a curry" I thought,

chef shows up and puts a Spice Burger on each plate of rice

Faith+1

A bowl of cornflakes

Blikes

Google Images > Food

Lick screen

DeVore

I once ate.... sugar.

Diego Maradona

Dust! Anybody? Dust! Anybody? Dust!

Birneybau

I honestly just went to the shop and got two toasted cheese sambos,

cocoshovel

DeVore wrote: »

I once ate.... sugar.

Oh! I used to do that when I was younger. Open packs of sugar and eat them, or just spoon it from the bag. Dear god how disgusting is that.

Also, anybody ever slice raw carrots, and wet them then dip them in sugar?

Nothingbetter2d

DeVore wrote: »

I once ate.... sugar.

as a child a I ate a jar of Colmans mustard

Pedant

I looked into the toilet bowl after I had finished and said to myself - "Oh, why not!".

southcentralts

mmmh, that looks nice *grabs a fork*. if you ask they can say no.

Archeron

Monster munch sandwiches

Eathrin

Cereal. Easy, delicious and lazy.

TheBody

Blikes wrote: »

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Lick screen

I'd thank that twice if I could. Bloody funny!!

biko

Pasta and ketchup to taste.

shopaholic01

Chocolate ......... mmmmmmmmmm

Smidge

ChunkyLover_53 wrote: »

Was on a late shift in work a few years back, went down to the canteen for food, 12 plates of steaming boiled rice left out on the counter,

"Oooh lovely, a curry" I thought,

chef shows up and puts a Spice Burger on each plate of rice

That gave me a laugh

"Taste of the Exotic" is it?????

In some areas of Ireland (Mohil, I am not looking at you, so sit back down) a spice burger is indeed the perfect partner for rice

GalwayKiefer

Tin of beans (with a pull-ring top for added laziness).

thefishone

A slice of bread and chef brown sauce,don't remember why,but
it had to be chef,nothing else was good enough.

hardCopy

I did the opposite tonight. Made a complicated version of a simple dish. Mixed beans in a homemade spicy tomato and pancetta sauce on a toasted naan bread, aka beans on toast

mackeire

Raw puddin

amacca

I found a cooked chicken in the fridge once

so I made a chicken sandwich out of it with no bread

actually what really happened I pawed it with my hands ripped a drumstick off...took a couple of bites..and then put it back....then I had some of opies cocktail cherries for desert

Ms.M

biko wrote: »

Pasta and ketchup to taste.

I thought it was only me!
This is my staple dins during the school year. (I'm a teacher; sorry! ) I'm a seasonal eater, using the summer hols to fatten/ muscle and vitamin up. Linsay Lohan the early years in September.... Linsay Lohan the later years in June.
Seriously, if we didn't have the hols, the weak among us might die. :cool:

Also, pasta and salt.
Pasta and butter.
Nom, nom, nom.

Misticles

Bread with a dash of pepper

The Highwayman

Take one weetabix, butter one side, sprinkle with sugar, taa daa dinner is served. Nom nom nom

A little more effort, boil up some pasta, drain throw in a tin of salmon, spoon of mayo. Mix leave for 30 seconds to warm through. Off you go

gobab

microwave popcorn and black instant coffee.

girl in the striped socks

Koka noodles.
Here's the trick: put them in boiling water in a cup until softened, slurp the hot flavoured water off & then eat the noodles.
Technically you're getting a starter & a main course.
The flavoured water being the soup(starter) & the noodles being the meal(main).

bluestrawberry

boil pasta, lob in a tin of tuna, then sprinkle grated cheese on top. really quick and tasty!

southcentralts

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

Koka noodles.
Here's the trick: put them in boiling water in a cup until softened, slurp the hot flavoured water off & then eat the noodles.
Technically you're getting a starter & a main course.
The flavoured water being the soup(starter) & the noodles being the meal(main).

I like to throw in an onion with the koka noodles - boiling water softens it up nicely.

Captain Chaos

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

Koka noodles.
Here's the trick: put them in boiling water in a cup until softened, slurp the hot flavoured water off & then eat the noodles.
Technically you're getting a starter & a main course.
The flavoured water being the soup(starter) & the noodles being the meal(main).

Thats how I always eat them. I drink drain them first and put the noodles on a slice of bread. hmmm .. noodle samich. think I'l go make one now actually.

kowloon

You crack an egg into the noodles. Noobs.

vicwatson

Took out a frozen pea, thought I was hungry, watched it thaw, then I ate it. yum scrum. Wanted more.:pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

unitedrover

Beans no toast. Beans on toast without the toast.

vicwatson

bluestrawberry wrote: »

boil pasta, lob in a tin of tuna, then sprinkle grated cheese on top. really quick and tasty!

Sick fish :eek:

vicwatson

unitedrover wrote: »

Beans no toast. Beans on toast without the toast.

soooooo just beeeaaannnsssssss:pac::pac::pac::pac:

Duggy747

Was so hungry and there was nothing in the house to eat but a pack of Saxo stuffing, cherry & sausage flavour.

I made and ate the whole thing

gammygils

bluestrawberry wrote: »

boil pasta, lob in a tin of tuna, then sprinkle grated cheese on top. really quick and tasty!

I do that all the time. Very tasty

MsQuinn

2 slices of ham an 1 slice of cheese rolled up together and nuked for 1 minute

retalivity

i remember in college i just had some (normal) mushrooms, so fried them and ate them as is.
For 3 days.

MsQuinn

retalivity wrote: »

i remember in college i just had some (normal) mushrooms, so fried them and ate them as is.
For 3 days.

you must have had a suitcase full of them

aaronjumper

I once poured a pot noodle on buttered bread. Tasted great, was bad for my health and only took three minutes, I ticked all the boxes!

retalivity

MsQuinn wrote: »

you must have had a suitcase full of them

nope, one pack (1lb? or whatever size they were)
I was poor