alcholic, the definition.

puzzle factory

what are the requirements to become an alcholic.
natin to do these days since losing the job,
was thinking about crack cocaine but apperently my stamps wont cover the weekly suppply.
drinks every where so thats my easiest option.
all help and ideas welcome, village idiot already taking.

M cebee

go with crystal meth
Drink is going up in price

InTheTrees

If you meet three or more of these conditions:

According to the DSM-IV criteria for alcohol dependence, at least three out of seven of the following criteria must be manifest during a 12 month period:
- Tolerance
- Withdrawal symptoms or clinically defined Alcohol Withdrawal Syndrome
- Use in larger amounts or for longer periods than intended
- Persistent desire or unsuccessful efforts to cut down on alcohol use
- Time is spent obtaining alcohol or recovering from effects
- Social, occupational and recreational pursuits are given up or reduced because of alcohol use
- Use is continued despite knowledge of alcohol-related harm (physical or psychological)[1]

Peetrik

Codeine would be the perfect substance to become addicted to. Its still socially excuseable, its easier (as far as addictions are concerned) to give up compared to the likes of heroin or meth and you still get all the credit and sympathy cups of tea as a real addict.

Win win.

shopaholic01

puzzle factory wrote: »

what are the requirements to become an alcholic.

Become reliant on alcohol to function - pretty much it, I believe.

Shryke

Ask Deus Ex Machina. He'll write you a terrible terrible novel about it.
Get help Deus.

puzzle factory

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Become reliant on alcohol to function - pretty much it, I believe.

ive been practicing now for the last few weeks, the sickness dow, tis a killer. and the crystal meth, mighty craic and the wimens give great blow jobs, lack of teeth and all that

HeidiHeidi

Peetrik wrote: »

Codeine would be the perfect substance to become addicted to. Its still socially excuseable, its easier (as far as addictions are concerned) to give up compared to the likes of heroin or meth and you still get all the credit and sympathy cups of tea as a real addict.

Win win.

When's the last time you managed to get codeine from a chemist without undergoing the third degree???

PC CDROM

puzzle factory wrote: »

what are the requirements to become an alcholic.
natin to do these days since losing the job,
was thinking about crack cocaine but apperently my stamps wont cover the weekly suppply.
drinks every where so thats my easiest option.
all help and ideas welcome, village idiot already taking.

Start injecting cider. Mind the air bubbles though. Or start sniffing deodorants.

All good.

shopaholic01

Shryke wrote: »

Ask Deus Ex Machina. He'll write you a terrible terrible novel about it.
Get help Deus.

He just needs a woman to find the idea of sucking whiskey off his erect penis appealing.


*I swear I tried to resist*

shopaholic01

puzzle factory wrote: »

ive been practicing now for the last few weeks, the sickness dow, tis a killer. and the crystal meth, mighty craic and the wimens give great blow jobs, lack of teeth and all that

Then why ask?

Shryke

shopaholic01 wrote: »

He just needs a woman to find the idea of sucking whiskey off his erect penis appealing.


*I swear I tried to resist*

You could probably train a dog.. Ah I'll stop right there. Sure anyway, the state of him!

Peetrik

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

When's the last time you managed to get codeine from a chemist without undergoing the third degree???

Oh do you need a subscription to get it? I thought you could just buy it, I'd make a rubbish addict

puzzle factory

Shryke wrote: »

You could probably train a dog.. Ah I'll stop right there. Sure anyway, the state of him!

fup off i aint ruffer than a dog, as hairy maybe:)

the groutch

being in the 90% of the Irish adult population