Bewbs

Joshua J

So happened across some pron last night by accident *ahem* and I have to say that there's no competition between real and fake boobs. I'd much rather real ones than fake ones tbh. They just don't look right. Now I don't have as much experience as I would like dealing with all the different shapes and sizes and have also never had the chance to grope a fake pair but visually I prefer real. So any one had a good feel of a fake pair and how do they compare to mother natures finest.

u140acro3xs7dm

They taste the same!

galwayrush

I think you are missing your mothers...

Joshua J

galwayrush wrote: »

I think you are missing your mothers...

HORRAAY. A freudian psychoanalyst. PM me. I have repressions to tell you about.

Scioch

Tits are tits. No two pairs will be the same and fake ones are just another variation. Not as juicy as the more natural of them but I cant say as I'd care too much if I had the opportunity to have me a go on em.

Logical Fallacy

You won't even notice a good boob job anymore tbh.

A bad boob job or bad boobs? No real difference, neither would do it for me.

mickrock

Fake ones don't have the required amount of diddy wobble that I like.

Deus Ex Machina

I'm more of an ass man, but I actually like fake breasts if they're not egregiously over-sized.

Pedant

"Ma penis, Clarice, ma penis."

stupidusername

I think fake boobs look ridiculous.

Red Hand

Fakes can make excellent floatation devices if the holder falls into water.

krudler

I've only ever met one person who had fake boobs (in Ireland, I was in Vegas and they're everywhere) and they look good, if someone had it done to improve self esteem or whatever then hey, no problem with that, its the two beach balls with a big flat part pornstar look I dont get, its rotten.

in keeping with the thread, bewbs are awesome

Red Hand

krudler wrote: »

in keeping with the thread, bewbs are awesome

What about breasts?:P

Jen Pigs Fly

I'd like to imagine what would happen if you could pop fake boobies with a pin

WindSock

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

I'd like to imagine what would happen if you could pop fake boobies with a pin

That happened to a mate before. They were a tough subject to brooch.

Jen Pigs Fly

WindSock wrote: »

That happened to a mate before. They were a tough subject to brooch.

Oh arn't u punny

Gummy Panda

Came in looking for boobs.

leaves disappointed

/Sad Panda

PogMoThoin

I am disappoint

Big Nasty

T1ts are awsome

Big naturals are great but I;m happy with fakes too.

Nothing worse than a flat chested bird.

smash

Only bad boob jobs look crap. You don't notice the good ones, because they're good!

tan11ie

Both look good.....unless the fake ones are a bad job....wonder what they feel like :cool:

SafeSurfer

Not a fan of fake boobs to be honest. Just don't like the artificiality.

You have to wonder if advances in medical science made penis extensions as common as breast enlargements how ridiculous would it get?

You would have guys trailing the footpath with their gongs.

Daveysil15

It varies. One thing I hate is a big pair of fake boobs on a skinny girl. That just doesn't look right. They're better when they're nice and soft.

FizzleSticks

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flutterflye

I'll be happier when I've my fake boobs (whenever I have a spare €6,000).

Doc Ruby

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Came in looking for boobs.

leaves disappointed

/Sad Panda

Here's a fine pair of tits for ya.

tan11ie

flutterflye wrote: »

I'll be happier when I've my fake boobs (whenever I have a spare €6,000).

You're in luck - going for a bargain these days €3,995

Seems to be a lot of fake ones about and the Kerry gals love em big

rKossi

Ye fake boobs just look plastic.........:eek:

Jen Pigs Fly

tan11ie wrote: »

You're in luck - going for a bargain these days €3,995

Seems to be a lot of fake ones about and the Kerry gals love em big

€3,995? :eek:

only €3,990 to go so!

smash

rKossi wrote: »

Ye fake boobs just look plastic.........:eek:

That's funny, cos they're not made of plastic!

W0bble5

Fakies don't feel as good. You can actually feel where the implant ends and the real one starts. And they don't move or wobble properly. Real ones all the way for me....unless there is absolutely nothing there and they're in proportion to the body carrying them.

flutterflye

tan11ie wrote: »

You're in luck - going for a bargain these days €3,995

Seems to be a lot of fake ones about and the Kerry gals love em big

Where?? :eek:
Is this for both now, yeah?
I don't want just one nice sized boob.

Jen Pigs Fly

W0bble5 wrote: »

Fakies don't feel as good. You can actually feel where the implant ends and the real one starts. And they don't move or wobble properly.

Ewww really?

That sounds horrific! boobies should juggle! Even little ones jiggle!

smash

W0bble5 wrote: »

Fakies don't feel as good. You can actually feel where the implant ends and the real one starts. And they don't move or wobble properly.

Sill comment, there's so many variables! Above or below the muscle, size, silicone or saline etc

W0bble5

smash wrote: »

Sill comment, there's so many variables! Above or below the muscle, size, silicone or saline etc

Well the only pair of fakies I ever got my hands on didn't move properly.....and I didn't ask a whole lot about them!

smash

W0bble5 wrote: »

smash wrote: »

Sill comment, there's so many variables! Above or below the muscle, size, silicone or saline etc

Well the only pair of fakies I ever got my hands on didn't move properly.....and I didn't ask a whole lot about them!

Sound like a bad pair then. Too big for her body.

flutterflye

tan11ie wrote: »

You're in luck - going for a bargain these days €3,995

No seriously - thanks for that!
My husband still doesn't want me to spend €4,000, but it's way better than €6,000!

boomkatalog

My mom's look real.

bnt

A good bra, with "cutlets" if necessary, is a helluva lot cheaper and safer than a boob job. When the bra comes off, well, just how many people are going to see you topless and expect you to look like a porn star? (If you are a porn star, don't answer that!)

rKossi

boomkatalog wrote: »

My mom's look real.

Ye they r

Nothingbetter2d

i prefer women with real boobs... they just look and feel better...

i find any of the fake stuff a turn off... fake tan, fake nails, fake eye lashes, fake boobs.

i'd rather go out with a woman with small real boobs than big fake ones.

Marley13

bnt wrote: »

A good bra, with "cutlets" if necessary, is a helluva lot cheaper and safer than a boob job. When the bra comes off, well, just how many people are going to see you topless and expect you to look like a porn star? (If you are a porn star, don't answer that!)

I don't think it's all about impressing someone else though, many women have them done to improve self esteem or make them feel more womanly.

Lyaiera

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Ewww really?

That sounds horrific! boobies should juggle!

I would pay good money to see boobies juggling something. :pac:

harvester of sorrow

(.)(.)

Gummy Panda

Domo230 wrote: »

Like this if you like Bewbs.


If not then you haz teh ghey.

me likez cuz me no ghey bear.

Madam_X

Sung to the tune of that "You'll never beat the Irish" thing: Hooraaay hooraaay for boobies!

Capt'n Midnight

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3210352/

Large, developed, nulliparous breasts may signal female sexual maturity and fecundity to men

....
. As breast size increases during pregnancy and lactation, there is a possibility that breasts that are too large signal that a woman is not fertile at the moment and, therefore, less attractive, especially for short-term mates. There is also a possibility that large breast sizes were rated as less attractive as they indicated more advanced age of a woman. In cultures where clothing conceals breast shape, the size may have become the determining factor of female age.

...
Restricted men may also discriminate against the largest size due to anticipated infidelity.

Mary: Y'have a face like a pair of tits!
John: At least that's one pair between us!

Procasinator

salonfire wrote: »

Mary: Y'have a face like a pair of tits!
John: At least that's one pair between us!

I was in bed last night with my boyfriend Ernie, and he said to me
"Soph, you got no tits and a tight box".
I said to him "Ernie get off my back."

Cee-Jay-Cee

A friend of mines girlfriend got a boob job years ago. Her boobs were very small (neat non existent) and after the op she had a fairly decent size pair. She was very proud if them and didn't mind talking about them to anyone that asked/looked. She also had no problem letting fellas feel them in public she once asked me what I thought of them and i told her that they looked great and very natural, at least through her clothes. She asked if I wanted to feel them and soni thought why not and to be honest only I knew they were fake I would have never known by touching them, they were very soft and real like.

policarp

Procasinator wrote: »

I was in bed last night with my boyfriend Ernie, and he said to me
"Soph, you got no tits and a tight box".
I said to him "Ernie get off my back."

They called him Ernie,
the fastest milk horse in the west. . .